I really don't want to lie down and win

Xu Mang shook his head hastily, and his thoughts slipped again. Xiaoman is an alien... It is indeed very absurd, but it is also well-founded. First of all, there is no such a flat woman in this world. With my own efforts, I have a little scale, but...is this enough?

Secondly,

This woman is very smart, unimaginably smart, although she is suppressed by herself now, but she has a secret weapon, but Xiaoman is just a mortal, how can she be so heaven-defying?It's not scientific at all.

Ugh...

Maybe it's because of me. I haven't exercised for almost four years, and I'm almost becoming the king of strong mouth. I keep clamoring to strengthen my exercise. As a result... as soon as my buttocks sit on the sofa, an irresistible emotion floods my whole body, that sad...

"Hey?"

"Mom... let me ask you." Xu Mang called his mother-in-law and said cautiously, "Are some of the supplements you bought for me authentic? My health is getting worse and worse. Sore."

"..."

"Little Xu."

"Mom is someone who has experienced it... Sometimes you young people have to know how to restrain." Yang's mother said helplessly: "Did you go crazy with Xiaoman last night? I know you are young now, just when you need it, but you have to Think about the future."

Xu Mang: 囧

OMG!

I knew I shouldn't have made this call.

"Cough cough!"

"Mom...yes... Xiaoman forced me to do it." Xu Mang put the blame on Xiaoman, with a serious tone in his tone: "Don't you know me? I'm usually so busy... .I can’t wait to spend my time eating and sleeping at work.”

"Ah."

"For you...I'm very relieved." Yang's mother said seriously: "How about it... You and Xiaoman will live at home temporarily, and I will give you food supplements every day. I guess Xiaoman is a girl. I don’t usually give you food supplements, but if you think about it, how can this be possible?!”

"what?"

"I...this...then what..." Xu Mang never expected that the development of the matter to this point was completely beyond his expectations, and he hurriedly said: "Mom... let's forget it, Actually, it's not a big problem, I...I can still bear it."

"Bullshit!"

"This is not a joke." Yang's mother said seriously: "This is related to health, how could it be a child's play?"

"All right!"

"That's it!"

Snapped,

Call dropped.

Xu Mang held the phone in horror, his face was full of fear for the future. In fact, food supplements are fine... Next week Xiaoman promised himself that he would become a queen... If he moved to the old man's house, it would be a long time beforehand. The planned program is gone!

but,

It's not difficult, just go home that day, if it's really not possible... Going back after the show is just a good time to replenish your body. At that time, your body must be weaker than it is now.

"go home..."

"It's boring to stay anyway." Xu Mang tidied up the office. Smith would not call at this time. After all, it was already midnight in terms of jet lag, and Professor Smith had already fallen asleep.

...

in a villa,

Xu Mang was cooking. On this day, Xiaoman returned to the company and began to work normally. After a long absence, she had to work overtime and might not come back until 08:30 in the evening. As a doting wife and madman, Xu Mang naturally wouldn't sit still , this time is really the time to play.

Tomato scrambled eggs, onion fried beef, fish-flavored shredded pork, and a pot of kelp pork rib soup are basically super luxurious configurations.

I drove to Xiaoman's company by car. At this moment, there was no one in the company. The emptiness made Xu Mang feel flustered. He quickened his pace and came to the office. When he opened the door, he saw Yang Xiaoman working. The body with a serious face is a bit charming.

"Eat first, then work!" Xu Mang said seriously.

Looking up at her husband, Yang Xiaoman tidied up the table obediently, and said with a smile: "Husband...you are so domineering all of a sudden!"

"Don't make trouble!"

Xu Mang rolled his eyes at his daughter-in-law, took out one box after another from his bag, and filled two bowls of rice.

"husband?"

"Uh?"

"Do you have anything you are most worried about?" Yang Xiaoman asked curiously while picking up his rice: "I am worried that I will go bankrupt, what are you worried about?"

"I?"

"I'm worried... that I will die suddenly." Xu Mang silently ate a piece of tomato that Xiaoman didn't like, and said calmly, "But... I can't die, and finally got a local Nobel Prize." It is a pity that the theoretical physicist of the physicist has not used his strengths and died like this."

Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang, and said seriously: "Since this is the case...my old lady, I will formally order you to strengthen your self-exercise, you big pig's hooves...you have been clamoring for exercise, but when will you go? Have you ever done something? The first thing you do when you get home is lie on the sofa."

"Humph!"

"In a few days, my old lady, I will dismantle the sofa and let you continue to lie down!" Yang Xiaoman said seriously: "Run three kilometers every night, and then go home and do a hundred push-ups and a hundred sit-ups. Don't even try to go to bed."

Xu Mang: Σ`д'ノノ

What the hell!

This is simply killing me!

Back home,

Xu Mang was put off until tomorrow to exercise, and then he stayed alone in the study and began to study the graphene theory. How elegant and relaxed, he conducted a devastating test of the world's experts who are engaged in the graphene water injection theory. ridicule.

Mix what?

It is impossible to mix elements, otherwise it would be a bit embarrassing.

"husband!"

"Get out of here, old lady!" Yang Xiaoman's roar reached Xu Mang's ears.

Xu Mang:? ? ?

what's the situation?

Why are you so angry all of a sudden?

are you crazy?