I really don't want to lie down and win

"I'm a little unskilled in making papaya milk for the first time, so I won't cut my fingers next time." Xu Mang smiled.

Yang Xiaoman's heart ached, she put down the thermos, stepped forward and grabbed Xu Mang's hand, and asked with concern, "Does it hurt?"

"No pain."

Yang Xiaoman bit her lip: "Can you let me see the wound?"

what?

Hurt...wound?

Xu Mang was so shocked that his face turned pale.

......

Chapter 1 Black Wind and Two Evils (recommendation ticket requested)

"Give you the red potion!"

"Leave you a Band-Aid!"

"Let you lie to my old lady!"

Yang Xiaoman took Xu Mang's crime tools, a bottle of red potion, and a few band-aids, and shouted angrily, "I said Xu Mang, you are very courageous recently, do you think your wings are hard enough to challenge my old lady?" My authority?"

Xu Mang crouched in a corner, holding his head, and said miserably, "No, no, no... nothing."

"No?"

"Is there any?" Yang Xiaoman picked up Xu Mang's ear.

"Yes, yes, yes!" Xu Mang shrank his head and said hastily.

"Have?"

"What?" Yang Xiaoman questioned.

At this time,

Xu Mang understood that he had entered an infinite loop stage, no matter what he said, the violent airport would be dissatisfied, and the fate of being beaten up was inevitable.

really,

Xu Mang was beaten up, and it just so happened that the red potion and band-aids he bought came in handy.

Maybe it was because she had a good attitude of admitting her mistakes, Yang Xiaoman's anger dissipated quickly. At this moment, she was drinking papaya milk and nodding at Xu Mang repeatedly.

"I said you're a pretty good cook." Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang: "From now on, you will bring me a bottle of papaya milk every day, you know? And put some more rock sugar, this time the taste is a bit bland. "

"Oh."

Xu Mang didn't pay much attention to this request. It didn't take much time to make papaya milk, and he had completely memorized the order. He just had to cut it up, pour in the milk, and cook for a few minutes.

soon,

Zhou Kai, Wu Feifei and Zhao Linlin came to the training classroom, Liang Feng also arrived, and the intense training began.

of course,

Xu Mang slipped out.

This time he didn't wander around the school, but went to an Internet cafe one kilometer away from the school to play League of Legends.

on board,

open

ranked.

The skilled operation made Xu Mang full of confidence. He firmly believed that today was a good day for him to score points, and he didn't need the system to cheat. What's the point if you have to cheat in the game?Think of the long-dead master.

Heart Arsonist: Mid laner, if you don’t give it, give it away!

Xu Mang successfully got the mid laner, and then chose a power of Demacia, the reason is very simple... resist beating!

Amidst the scolding, Xu Mang got the best record in history, with zero kills, zero assists and zero deaths. In the state of three zeros, he successfully lost this match. It is normal for people to report, Xu Mang not give a damn about.

but,

was blocked for three days.

Xu Mang: wdnmd

no way,

Xu Mang could only click on Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. Counter-Strike was the game Xu Mang had played since he was a child. He also had Heroes 3 Shadow of Death, StarCraft, Warcraft 3, Diablo 2, and Empire 2.

Until the appearance of World of Warcraft, Xu Mang switched to World of Warcraft, and then the Cataclysm version was launched, and Xu Mang was completely AFK. I heard that Blizzard is getting more and more rubbish now, hehe... deserve it!

In the classic dust2 map, Xu Mang is a robber.

His performance was still so stable, and Xu Mang became the opponent's breakthrough point. Fortunately, the robbers had a big fish pond bomber who led Xu Mang towards victory with one shot and one head.

There are still the last two rounds, as long as you win one round, you will eventually win.

at this time,

Xu Mang was on the anti-terrorist side, but he had no money to buy a gun.

"Brothers, let's take a shot." Xu Mang shouted to his teammates through the game's built-in radio.

"If you want your sister's sniper, just buy full armor and be a human shield!" The boss said.

Nima!

How amazing is the fried fish pond?

Is it embarrassing?

Less than ten seconds into the game, Xu Mang passed by the middle gate and was shot in the head by someone else.

Ugh...

Not interesting.

When Xu Mang clicked on Counter-Strike at first, he felt that he was a combination of two of the most powerful players in the history of Counter-Strike, f0rest and NEO. Who knew that he was a piece of plastic.

at this time,