I really don't want to lie down and win

...

Hangzhou Railway Station,

One hour before the departure, Xu Mang was sitting in the waiting area, playing the game of Glory of Kings. Naturally, his record was terrible, with zero kills and zero assists, [-] deaths, and all his teammates began to melt.

Teammate A: wdnmd

Teammate B: wdnmd

Teammate C: wdnmd

Teammate D: wdnmd

surrender,

The crystal exploded.

Xu Mang sighed and quit the game, but his account was blocked for seven days.

Xu Mang: wdnmd

"Hey?"

"What are you doing?" Xu Mang received a call from Yang Xiaoman.

"Are you promoted?" Yang Xiaoman asked.

"Ok!"

"You have advanced?" Yang Xiaoman was a little surprised, but quickly returned to normal, and said, "By the way, you went to the provincial capital, did you buy me any presents for my old lady?"

"Gift?" Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, then quickly realized, and said with a smile, "Of course I bought it!"

"Whee!"

"Then I'll wait for your gift on Monday."

Snapped,

hang up.

Xu Mang was a little confused, the gift... the gift... he actually forgot about it.

at this time,

Xu Mang stood up and looked around, and saw a shop, which was very distinctive because it said local products.

"boss?"

"Is there any better souvenir?" Xu Mang asked.

"Sauce duck, drunk chicken, vinegar fish, tea...these are our specialties here." The boss pointed to the exquisitely packaged drunk chicken: "this drunk chicken is the hottest selling here!"

Xu Mang looked at the chicken and asked curiously, "Is it drunk driving after eating this chicken?"

"..."

"Little brother, you are so humorous." The boss smiled awkwardly: "It shouldn't be counted."

"Oh..."

"Then I don't want it." Xu Mang shook his head, "The main reason is that the chicken is too beautiful."

words fell,

Xu Mang casually pointed to a few things.

"This, this, and this."

"Pack it up for me."

"okay!"

...

on Monday,

Xu Mang came to the school with two black bags in his hands. As soon as he walked to the door of the classroom, he saw Yang Xiaoman sitting in his seat, laughing with his mobile phone like an idiot.

Xu Mang sighed. When there were many people, this woman was reserved, indifferent, and noble, but she was a violent maniac in private. Recently, she became obsessed with using TikTok, and her mind began to go out of order.

"What are you looking at?" Xu Mang moved over curiously.

A pig is swimming...

Nima!

It turns out that all you need to do to make Xueba happy is to throw a pig into the water.

"Look at this pig, it's so interesting!" Yang Xiaoman covered her mouth and said with a smile, "I'm dying of laughter."

Xu Mang didn't speak, and looked at Yang Xiaoman quietly. It seemed that she was in a beautiful mood at this time, so should this gift be given or not?Will I be beaten after delivery?

"Ugh!"

"Where's my gift?" Yang Xiaoman asked.

"Give!"

Xu Mang put one of the bags on the table, and said seriously, "I've been picking for a long time, and it definitely meets your current needs."

With a hint of anticipation, Yang Xiaoman opened the black bag, and as a result...the contents inside made her feel that her IQ was insulted, not...it was ruthlessly trampled on!

"Why are they all vegetables?!" Yang Xiaoman stared at Xu Mang angrily, gritted his teeth and said, "You'd better give me an explanation, otherwise don't blame me for being rude!"

"Ugh!"

"Do you know why your chest is so flat?" Xu Mang said nonsense seriously: "It's just that you eat too little!"

"look..."

"Nanguo fermented bean curd meat, charcoal-fired roasted pigeon, roasted suckling pig..." Xu Mang smiled and said, "Do you understand my good intentions?"

Yang Xiaoman: ￣︿￣

......

The pain was only temporary, but the beautiful mood was permanent. Although Xu Mang had just been beaten up, he still faced life with a smile, just like the tree man once said, a true warrior dares to face the bleak life.