I really don't want to lie down and win

Xu Mang doesn't make fun of his own face. These days... face is more important than life. If you blindly disclose your name, if you are rejected by others, it will be more than just losing face. According to your own personality, you can estimate the next one. In seconds, he committed suicide by swallowing dung.

never mind,

Let’s take it one step at a time, but these four tools are really easy to use.

soon,

The barbecue meeting was officially launched. According to the previously agreed labor distribution situation, the four boys gathered around the barbecue stove and started the so-called grilled food. Xu Mang was basically roasting vegetables, and Yang Xiaoman didn't like meat very much. It's this kind of smoked meat.

According to Xiaoman, if you eat too much barbecue, you will get angry. If you get angry, you will get acne on your face. Leaving acne marks, in short, acne is very painful for Xiaoman.

have to say,

Xiaoman is just an ordinary girl. Although she has an angelic face, she is hailed as an angel who fell into the mortal world by many people who eat melons. Even though the chest first touches the ground, Xiaoman will eventually have the same face as all women. troubles.

But the girl from this is very real, at least Xu Mang likes such a girl very much, if everything is impeccable, what's the point?

"Two brothers?"

"What's your surname?" Xu Mang asked with a smile.

"Miangui's surname is Tong, and the single name is Min." The boy with special glasses said with a blank expression on his face.

"My surname is Lu, and my single name is Bo." The same-looking boy said calmly.

Xu Mang: °ー°〃

How does that feel wrong...

Ugh?

Is this a form of coercion?

Facing the cold reply, Xu Mang didn't continue to talk to the two of them, and silently made a barbecue for Xiaoman who was enjoying the shade under the tree. At this moment... the noble Professor Xu became the exclusive tool man of the violent airport.

呲味味味,

After brushing a layer of oil and turning the corn, Xu Mang sat on the chair and waited for the corn to undergo qualitative changes due to the high temperature.

"Tong Min?"

“教授给我们的一个课题，根据膨胀宇宙的度规具ds2dt2R2dx2dy2dz2，其中可能存在的空间曲率被忽略，函数Rt的具体形式依赖宇宙中的物质内容。”

"Then how to solve the next four problems?" Lu Bo asked curiously while grilling skewers: "These four problems...I feel a little too much, just the first problem is to calculate the mass as m The energy and momentum of the particle at time t0 are compared to the function of time."

"Ugh!"

"That's the first problem...that's already ridiculously hard, the next three...prove a state of thermal equilibrium made of interacting, massless particles, and a universe of particles with mass doesn't maintain thermal equilibrium , to determine the velocity and energy of neutrinos, etc...”

"Isn't this fatal?" Lu Bo said with a face full of pain: "I feel that the professor is playing with us. This is not the knowledge of astrophysics. This is the content of theoretical physics. I asked... This is the theory of relativity content of cosmology."

Tong Min smiled wryly, and said silently: "Then what can I do? This is an assigned topic, and an explanation must be given... Calculations and word explanations must also be made, and recorded in the credits. A professor who is like a psychopath can only admit that he is unlucky."

suddenly,

The anger became a little dignified.

"Ugh?"

"How about... Let Liu Yan and Zhao Pengpeng help us solve these problems together?" Lu Bo said, "It involves a lot of mathematics. It just so happens that Liu Yan is a graduate student in the Department of Mathematics at Harvard. With her Not a problem in...at least math."

"But..."

"We are having a barbecue." Tong Min was persuaded, but due to the current situation, it would be rude to others not to barbecue but to solve the problem of relativistic cosmology.

"Chenxi..."

"Please and your buddies help us roast the rest of the food." Lu Bo said helplessly: "Now Tong Min and I are ants on a hot pot. It is rare to meet Liu Yan and Zhao Pengpeng. They sorted things out for us...sorry."

Chenxi is so angry, what the hell... Laozi asked you to have a barbecue, and you actually ran over to solve some cosmic problem. The universe has nothing to do with the two of you. Even if the universe is about to be destroyed, isn't there still a reunion? They will save the universe!

"go Go!"

Xu Mang said with a smile, "What do you want to eat? I'll bake it for you."

Seeing Xu Mang with a benevolent face, Tong Min and Lu Bo's affection for him soared.

"whatever."

"Tong Min and I can eat anything, thank you... buddy!"

words fell,

The two left the grill.

Looking at the backs of the two, Chen Xi asked with a puzzled face: "Brother Mang...this...does this let them go?"

"It doesn't matter."

"These four people... can't be solved." Xu Mang said with a smile: "By the way... you are in Shanghai Normal University, what major are you studying?"

"Uh..."

"It's just for fooling around. Originally, my dad arranged for me to go to the United States. I didn't want to go...I insisted on staying here." Chen Xi said: "It's not a big problem... The main thing is that I'm sorry for Tianmei, her grades I went to Qing University and Peking University, but... I came to Jin University to study.”

"They are all prestigious schools."

"Actually, there is no difference." Xu Mang said with a smile, "If you feel guilty, you can add more to Guo Tianmei in the future. By the way... Regarding this matter, your sister Xiaoman is very dissatisfied with your actions. The 2 yuan bag sent Tianmei away, and your sister Xiaoman almost exploded in anger at that time."

Chen Xi shrank his head, and said cautiously: "Will I be beaten?"

"That's not so."

"You can't get away with a scolding." Xu Mang said seriously: "Don't complain, your sister Xiaoman is such a person, the more you care about someone, the more irritable she will be, look at me... Being beaten by her every now and then, this is how your sister Xiaoman cares about people."

What the hell!

Thank you for your hard work...Brother Mang!

"Brother Mang?"

"By the way... what level are you now?" Chen Xi asked curiously: "I often see you on the news, and now No. [-] Middle School puts the awards you have won in the most prominent position. I think ...the headmaster can't wait to put your picture on the school building."

"Ha ha..."

"The level of an internationally renowned great scientist." Xu Mang said calmly, "There are too many titles...too many to count."

Hearing Xu Mang's words, Chen Xi couldn't help but sigh with emotion... In terms of pretending to be coercive, brother Xu Mang is absolutely invincible... basically invincible.