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One day this man's house was flooded and he fell into the water!But he didn't panic or fear, and kept silently praying for the help of the gods in his heart!

At this time, a neighbor extended a helping hand and said to take him to the big tree to take refuge together!

He refused, he said: The gods will definitely save me!

An hour later, this person was already swimming in the water with some difficulty, and another person came. He had a plank big enough for two people, and he was willing to help this person!

But this person still refused, he said: The gods will definitely save me!

Two hours later, this person was almost unable to swim, and another boat came.

Everyone on board wants to save him!

But he still refused, he said: The gods will definitely come to save me!

Three hours later, the person was submerged in the flood and never came up again!

Later, this man's soul went to heaven, and when he saw the god he prayed for all day, he asked, "God, I worship you every day, why didn't you come to save me?"

The fairy laughed!

Why didn't I save you? For the first time, I sent your neighbors, and you didn't want to!

The second time I sent a passerby to take the plank, you still don't want to!

For the third time, a big ship was sent, but you still refused!

I thought you were anxious to see me, so I had no choice but to let you come! "

As soon as the story was finished, the maids and guards around burst into laughter!

Even Li Chunfeng and the woman couldn't hold back!

Yuan Tiangang also blushed from holding back!

The woman smiled and said: "You boy, you are full of nonsense, my wife asked you to explain why you played with me through Tongtong, you are good, and you are telling stories again!

Even if your story is fun, if you can't explain your evil deeds today, you will have to pay the price for it! "

Bai Fan pretended to be profound and shook his head, "Oh!

Others laugh at me for being crazy, but I laugh at others for not being able to see through! "

Everyone watched this person recite a poem, although it was incomplete, but the artistic conception was good, coupled with his profound appearance, everyone in the hall was stunned for a while!

"Do you all think this is a story, that I am trying to make everyone happy?

Then how do you know that I am not the person that Laojun sent to solve your difficulties?

Do you think I'm trying to cheat you out of your ten thousand dollars?

I have read poetry and books since I was a child, so why would I care about mere gold and silver?

Besides, big sister, do you think I look like someone short of money? "

After saying this, everyone in the hall burst into laughter!

The woman looked at Bai Fan, and said seriously: "Like! If you are not short of money, probably in this world, there will be no one who is short of money!"

Although he was teasing the naughty boy in front of him, he couldn't help but be concerned about his words. The ancients respected ghosts and gods the most. Intriguing!After careful consideration in her heart, the woman had already made up her mind.

Bai Fan suddenly remembered that his current status was worse than a beggar!

This is over-pretending again, and brought the words of the previous life along!

But if I panic, I have to circle around by myself!

"Okay! Big sister is refreshing!

To be honest, my brother is really short of money!That being the case, if the younger brother can help you solve your troubles, how about giving the younger brother another [-] guan to subsidize the family in addition to enshrining Laojun's [-] guan? "

you!The woman's laughter stopped abruptly!

"I have never seen anyone more shameless than you!

If it weren't for the face of the old god Yuan, my wife would have killed so many troublesome people like you in a year!

snort!Do you think Mrs. Ben's money came from the wind?

You want me to pay [-] guan with just one mouth? "

Bai Fan was speechless, listening to the voice, although this person has status, he seems to be a poor ghost!

"Fifteen thousand is enough! I'll give you a discount to see if my eldest sister hits it off! There can't be any less, and the younger brother's family really can't get rid of it!"

Shameless!How shameless!

"Don't even think about it! It's only [-] guan! Mrs. Ben doesn't believe it today, [-] guan, you have to do it, and you have to do it if you don't!

The money will come later!If you don't get anything done, leave your head alone!

let's go! "

Ah!Encountered strong buying and selling?How can this be tolerated?

"Stop!" Bai Fan shouted!

"As I said before, although I'm poor, I'm helping Laojun with my errands!

How dare you buy and sell even if you want to do business with gods today?How dare you?

Since my debut, Bai Fan, I haven't been threatened by anyone yet and I haven't made a sound!

I'm not afraid to tell you, today, I won't do this business!Go to whoever you like!

What if I don't accept this errand? "

The woman smiled, very proudly!

"Do you know what an aristocrat is? You know that they all call me noble except you!

Little brother, you are still young, don't do stupid things!You don't have to accept this business, but your head will land faster than your voice!Are you not afraid? "

you!

Understood!

Threat, Hong Guoguo's threat!