Datang infinite pretense system

"horrible!"

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Li Chengqian and the others heard people's comments, but they didn't pay attention to them, they just walked their own way.

Because at this time Li Shimin was already waiting anxiously.

Soon, the three of them arrived outside the palace.

"You two are waiting here! Don't go anywhere!"

"Yes!"

The two agreed.

After explaining, Li Chengqian entered the palace.

At this time, all the civil and military officials were discussing something.

And when Li Chengqian arrived, everyone fell silent.

Li Chengqian bowed to Li Shimin and Empress Changsun.

"My son has met His Majesty and Queen Mother."

All the ministers: "I have seen His Royal Highness the Prince!"

Li Shimin: "Don't be too polite!"

Then Li Chengqian asked: "I don't know why your Majesty invited your son to come over?"

He glanced around, but he didn't see Li Xiaochang in this list, usually he is considered as a fifth-rank civil servant, and he was going to go to court, why didn't he come?There is some doubt in his heart, he doesn't know how embarrassing it will be when people talk about Li Xiaochang in a while.

Li Shimin said: "Let Ruhuiru tell you about this matter!"

Li Shimin's behavior was strange, as if he didn't want to say it, or he was embarrassed to say it.

From the expressions of the ministers, one can probably get a glimpse of it.

Du Ruhui had no choice but to stand out and say, "Yes!"

Then he said:

"His Royal Highness, this morning, Li Xiaochang accidentally fell into the toilet when going to the toilet...almost... almost suffocated in it. If it wasn't for someone in the house to save him, I am afraid there will be one less official in the court."

No matter how you say it, Li Xiaochang is a person of great merit. From yesterday's performance, Li Shimin did not kill the killer. Maybe he wanted to give him a chance. At the same time, there is no evidence to prove that he was involved in the killing of the prince.

When Du Ruhui said this, he held back his own laughter, and he wanted to maintain a natural expression, but what he showed was a weird expression, which made people laugh.

At the same time, the ministers were also hiding their faces and laughing, because they couldn't help it.

How old is this person, and he fell into the toilet, and he still needs someone to save him?

Really ashamed of him.

This can be regarded as evil comes with evil, Li Xiaochang fell into the toilet, and his body was filthy, but it can really be passed down through the ages.

Only then did Li Chengqian realize that it turned out to be such an unrefined matter, so Li Shimin didn't say it, which is understandable.

This reminded Li Chengqian of a sentence in "Zuo Zhuan" recording Jin Jinggong's death: "Eating, rising, going to the toilet, sinking and dying".

He is the only emperor in history who fell into the toilet and died.

There is a legend about this sentence.Once, Jin Jinggong fell ill and had a nightmare.Wake up and call a fortune teller to ask.The fortune teller was probably tired of work, so he told Jin Jinggong that he would not live long enough to eat new wheat.When Jin Jinggong heard this, he was not happy.

When the new wheat was harvested that year, the fortune teller was summoned and said: Didn't you say that I would not live to eat the new wheat? I will eat it for you.but.You are not sure, I want to kill you first.He killed the fortune teller.Jin Jinggong was about to eat when he was carrying the bowl, and felt a little bloated, so he went to the toilet, but fell into the cesspit—and then he was choked to death by the feces.

This kind of situation also happened from time to time in modern rural areas, and it became less common after the new type of toilet was built.

But having said that, this just confirms the embarrassing situation of ancient toilets.

Going to the toilet in ancient times was risky, because the safety factor was not high, and it was possible to fall into it at any time, just like Li Xiaochang.

Can you imagine that Li Xiaochang is probably vomiting right now?

The picture is really strong, and I have to humiliate him later.

However, in the Tang Dynasty, the wealthy folk had toilets, and the poor went to the wild to solve them. As for the palace, toilets were not repaired, and toilets were used instead, so Li Shimin did not have this kind of trouble.

And there is an even more embarrassing thing to say here, that is, what was used in ancient times to wipe buttocks is called a toilet chip, which is a very smooth bamboo slice, commonly known as a shit stirring stick.

And the use of the toilet chip is not disposable, wash it after use, soak it in salt water, and use it next time you go to the toilet.

Speaking of this, you may already have a picture.

Well, Li Shimin called him over today, perhaps because of this incident.

He had already laughed at Li Xiaochang thousands of times in his heart, but he was more tolerant than Du Ruhui and able to express himself.

He feigned sympathy.

"That's a really regrettable thing."

Looking back, he has to be ashamed of Li Xiaochang, he doesn't eat good food, but he has to go to the toilet to eat shit, this will definitely make him pissed off.

"No, there are hundreds of civil and military officials in the Tang Dynasty. It is always bad for this kind of thing to happen. In order to avoid this kind of thing from happening in the future, someone recommends you to come up with a plan to resolve such an embarrassing situation."

Li Shimin finally revealed his real purpose, which is to let him solve this problem.

For Li Chengqian, this kind of problem should not be too easy, it is nothing more than a toilet revolution.

He has thousands of ways to deal with the toilet, and he is afraid that the ancients will not accept it.

PS. Ask for a monthly ticket, ask for diffusion support!

Chapter 435 Betting on Half of the Family Property (Part [-])

"Your Majesty, this matter is not a matter of the Ministry of Industry? This has to be handled by the Ministry of Industry."

What Li Chengqian meant was, if you let me do it, will I just do it?What does your Ministry of Industry do for food?

The responsibility of the Ministry of Industry is to carry out construction projects. The toilet work should be done by them.

Even one toilet can't solve it, and you still want the prince to come and help you solve the toilet, do you want me to wipe your butt?

Li Chengqian's words made a person on the side look a little embarrassed.

He immediately came out and said: "His Royal Highness, I am incompetent and cannot solve this matter. After all, the problem of going to the toilet has been troubled for thousands of years, but it still cannot be solved."