God-level Consort of the Tang Dynasty

The Cheng family father and son's ability to open their eyes and tell lies is really better than the other.

On the contrary, Li Er was suddenly happy.

Who doesn't know that Cheng's family is very rough.

Cheng Yaojin didn't know a single character.

Although Cheng Chumo and Cheng Chuliang brothers are studying in Hongwen Library now, they are not being punished by the teacher every two days.

However, Cheng Chumo boasted in the hall that he could write poetry.

Li Er asked incredulously: "Cheng Chumo, how dare you talk nonsense here, but tell me, where is the poem you wrote?"

Cheng Chumo hurriedly stood up, and said with a hey smile: "Your Majesty, my lords, after I drank some wine that day, I suddenly had an inspiration like a diabetes collapse, and I couldn't stop it, so I wrote a poem specially for You Ran. Everyone can listen."

Hearing the phrase that inspiration is like a diabetes collapse, everyone shook their heads helplessly.

He listened to Cheng Chumo recite aloud.

"Slender clouds make tricks, flying stars spread hatred, and silver men travel secretly."

"As soon as the golden wind and jade dew meet, they will win but there are countless people in the world."

"Tenderness is like water, good times are like dreams, bear with me and go back on the bridge!"

"If the two loves last for a long time, how can they be in the morning and evening!"

Cheng Chumo's reciting is really not very good, but he can't stand his loud voice, and everyone in the hall can hear clearly.

Speaking of which, this is not a poem, but a libretto that is not yet popular in this era.

But I can't stand the brilliant writing.

Whether it is a civil servant or a general, after listening to it, they all feel that this libretto is really not simple.

Especially the last sentence, if the two feelings last for a long time, how can they be in the morning and evening, which is simply eye-catching.

Suddenly, everyone looked at Cheng Chumo differently.

Good guy, this is a big bastard, he can clearly be called a talented scholar of the Tang Dynasty.

Unexpectedly, Li Er above suddenly slapped the table.

boom.

The hall fell silent.

Li Er said angrily: "Well, you Cheng Chumo, how dare you fool me at this moment, hum, you alone can write this kind of libretto, do you think I'm blind? Why don't you tell me the truth? Duho wrote it?"

Cheng Chumo hastily said: "Your Majesty, you are so discerning and insightful, you know the emperor through the ages, hehe, indeed, this libretto was written by Du He for me, but my love for Youran, Sun and Moon It can be learned that heaven and earth can testify that this libretto does not count, but I wrote another one myself, and it was definitely written by myself."

Li Er waved his hand impatiently: "Hurry up and read it to everyone."

"Cough cough!"

Cheng Chu silently cleared his throat.

Read: "O sea, it is all water!"

boom.

In the quiet hall, the frying pan exploded in no time.

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Chapter 85 Beef Hot Pot

The sentence that the sea is full of water shocked everyone.

Everyone thought to themselves, sure enough, this is the style of the old Cheng family.

Just listen to Cheng Chumo's courageous recitation.

"O sea, it's all water!"

"O horse, it has four legs!"

"Spider, it's all legs!"

"Youran, you are really beautiful!"

"Under the nose, there is a mouth!"

The sound stopped!

At this critical moment, Cheng Chumo actually forgot his words.

Everyone was dumbfounded.

This nondescript thing was something that everyone present had never seen before.

However, it sounds very imposing.

Li Eryi patted the table: "What a mess, Cheng Chumo, you can really talk nonsense."

Wei Zheng hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, this Cheng Chumo is clearly trying to make excuses and make excuses. Your Majesty, you must not listen to his nonsense."

Li Er rubbed his numb head, and suddenly felt that this matter was not easy to handle.

Whether it is Wei Zheng or Cheng Yaojin, they are his right-hand men, and if they are not handled properly, they may chill the hearts of the courtiers.

He stood up and said, "Hmph, we will discuss this matter another day. Cheng Chumo will continue to be imprisoned in Dali Temple and retire!"

Everyone was dumbfounded.

This matter hasn't happened yet, so you're going to retreat?

But who dared not listen to Li Er's words, everyone dispersed immediately.

Cheng Yaojin walked up to Wei Zheng triumphantly, and said in a low voice: "Master Wei, this matter cannot be resolved for a while, but I have a suggestion, you might as well listen to it."

Wei Zheng snorted and didn't speak.

Cheng Yaojin said to himself: "You see, these two children have a good relationship, and Chu Mo is sincere to You Ran. Why don't I, old Cheng, pick a date and come to your house to propose marriage? We will be a family from now on. "

Wei Zheng flicked his sleeves angrily, turned and left.