God-level Consort of the Tang Dynasty

If it weren't for the fact that this news was a secret report to the palace, everyone would even think it was someone joking.

In the land of Gyeonggi, in more than ten counties, almost at the same time, some people jumped out to oppose pork, but at the same time, the people all over the place stood up and beat them all. There will be several dead.

terrible!

Is the world crazy?

Just when there was silence.

Suddenly a voice sounded: "Chen, congratulations to your majesty, congratulations to your majesty!"

Everyone turned their heads, only to see Du He bowed slightly, the words just now came from him.

Li Er also reacted from the shock: "Oh? Du He, why do you like it?"

Du He explained: "Your Majesty, there are many people who oppose pork. This is bad news, but people from all over the country have risen up, which shows that the people of Tang Dynasty are all bloody people, and they understand the truth and understand the general situation. They think of Your Majesty in their hearts. I am grateful for your majesty's kindness, and I don't want these bastards to come to Chang'an to cause trouble, so I solved this trouble for your majesty in advance. There are so many lovely people in Tang Dynasty, it is all thanks to your majesty. I only heard that when the tyrant was in power, The people of the world are eager to make troubles, and then profit from them. I have never heard of an unwise monarch, and the people will do such righteous things. Therefore, I want to congratulate Your Majesty. Wu is not worthy to carry shoes for you, Yao, Shun and Yu soup, compared with His Majesty, is still half inferior!"

I am Cao!

Everyone was stunned.

Du He, the king of flattery, is too shameless.

Everyone cursed secretly in their hearts, but they didn't hide anything in their actions.

"My lord, congratulations, Your Majesty!"

"The people's hearts are in great order, this is a sign of a prosperous age!"

"I think the Huyi county magistrate is right!"

"My minister agrees!"

Everyone tried their best to praise Li Er.

Someone once said that the first person in the world to praise a woman with flowers is a genius, the second one is a mediocre person, and the third one is a fool... the same is true for flattery.

Although Li Er heard countless compliments, he still remembered Du He alone.

"Du He, you are fine!" Li Er said, feeling elated.

"Thank you, Your Majesty, for your praise!"

Li Er was in a good mood, and said happily: "Du He, you have contributed to the promotion of pork, and I will never forget you. However, let's record this credit for now. When you, the county magistrate of Huxian County, make achievements, you will be rewarded together."

Du He touched his chin.

This is a big cake!

He just wanted to persuade Li Er, but he heard Li Er say in a deep voice: "Censor Yang Gandang, you should be severely punished for bewitching people in the imperial study!"

puff.

Yang Gandang, who was still valiant just now, knelt on the ground and cried, "Your Majesty, spare me, spare me!"

Li Eryi waved his hand: "Go to Hu County to raise pigs. Pig raising is the most refreshing. Your colleague Liu Xiu went to the pig farm and made some achievements, but he didn't want to come back. Follow him to do things!"

In a word, the high-ranking censor became a pig farmer in a pig farm.

Subsequently, Li Er announced a banquet in honor of the ministers.

Du He also attended the dinner in the spirit of coming as soon as he comes, eating a meal before leaving.

At the dinner party, many people took turns to get close to Du He, with only one purpose, hoping to send their sons to the pig farm to raise pigs.

Nowadays, no one knows that Wei Zheng's two sons, Wei Shuyu and Wei Shuwan, were granted the county seat because of raising pigs.

Everyone also hopes to send their heirs there, and after a few months, they can also be granted a title, even if they don't receive a title, they will get a little bit of reward and leave a little impression in His Majesty's heart, that would be great!

Regarding Du He's response, he would not refuse anyone who came, and he counted as much as he had.

Seeing this, Hou Junji said sourly: "Du He, you are not afraid that one day they will find out that raising pigs is a scam and strip you alive?"

"Hehe," Du He sneered, "Master Hou's words are wrong, now they are the ones who begged to send the offspring to the pig farm, and they agreed to let me take care of them, beat and scold them freely, and pay the pigs every month." Where can I find such a good thing for the food money that I pay five pennies on the spot? In the past few days, there have been more than 100 people, hehe..."

Hou Junji sighed: "Du He, I plan to go to Hu County in the future to bring my son back. Right now, Yi'er is the one I worry about the most!"

"Master Hou, there is a good saying, children and grandchildren have their own blessings, why should you worry so much?"

"That's not bad, but now Yi'er is already foolish, what will he do in the future at his age?" Hou Junji sighed, exchanged cups with Du He, and finally got himself drunk.

……

Du He rushed back to Huxian County overnight, tired of running around, and fell asleep after toil.

The next day, he opened his eyes in a daze, only to see a black figure standing beside the bed.

"My Cao..."

Du He was startled, he quickly got up and kicked out.

puff.

The black shadow was kicked to the ground.

Du He got up, pulled out the sword hanging by the bed, and said with a sneer, "You assassin, you are too unprofessional, you can't even block my young master's kick!"

Swish.

The sword was placed on the opponent's neck at once.

But upon closer inspection, Du He was stunned.

The person who came was not an assassin, but Hou Yi.

Hou Yi's hair was disheveled, like a bird's nest, his clothes were dirty and tattered, and he could smell a rotten smell like pig food from far away.

"You want to assassinate me?" Du He asked curiously.

There was not much brilliance in Hou Yi's eyes, his expression was a little numb, and he shook his head: "No, magistrate, I am not an assassin, I came here specially to find you!"

"Wait... how did you get in here?" Du He didn't care about Hou Yi's reason for coming, but was very curious about how this guy got in.

You know, my yard looks loose, but it is actually heavily guarded, and it is impossible for ordinary people to enter.

Hou Yi smiled shyly: "Master, the guards at your gate, they wouldn't let me in, so I used some tricks to divert them away from the mountain, and then sneaked in. When I saw the magistrate sleeping soundly, I didn't dare to disturb you, so I went Wait aside."

"Okay, you kid knows how to tune the tiger away from the mountain!"