A warrior touched his head, stuck out his tongue and licked it, and suddenly his expression changed: "Ah...it's shit!"
"what……"
Everyone was in chaos.
The crowd of onlookers ran like crazy.
In a short time, they ran clean.
Sitting on the edge of the high platform, Wang Gui burst into tears, not moved, but desperate!
Du He quickly ran to the side: "My lord, you actually refuted me in such a stinky way as diarrhea, it's a great insult to me, goodbye!"
With that said, he turned around and slipped away quickly!
……
Chapter 780
In the past few days, Hu County has been extremely lively.
Many people from other places gathered on the streets of Hu County to inquire about the pork debate.
Although many people didn't see it in person, they were very happy when they heard the local people talk about it, calling it wonderful!
First, Chen Tian, a great Confucian in Huxian County, led the gentry to publish the "Book of Begging for Pork" and opposed pork with great fanfare. Then Chen Tian debated with Dai Jinyun, a little-known disciple of Du He, and lost completely. Just when people thought that pork was going to be popularized When the whole world was about to start eating pork, Situ Wanggui raised the banner against eating pork and debated with Du He on the street. Many people raised their hopes again, thinking that Wang Gui could suppress Du He's arrogance. Unexpectedly, not only did Wang Gui lose, but he was even made to shit on the spot by Du He. It is said that at least 200 people tasted the taste that day, and vowed to beat Wang Gui to death after returning... and Wang Gui, a dignified Situ, hid in the county In the Yamen, he dared not show his face.
People couldn't find Wang Gui, and they couldn't find a place to vent their anger. Finally, someone suggested that the objection to pork was proposed by Chen Tian. Without Chen Tian's objection to eating pork, there would be no subsequent series of incidents. ...So, the impulsive people rushed into Chen Tian's house, dragged Chen Tian out and beat him half to death.
Chen Tian's son knelt at the gate of the county government office for a whole day, asking Du He to catch the murderer, but was beaten up by the county government officials, and was almost sent to a pig farm to raise pigs.
……
As for Wang Gui, it wasn't because he didn't dare to go out that he didn't show up, but since that day, every other day, if he couldn't get a stick of incense, he would run into the latrine, and he was so dizzy that he ate everything. No, I can only barely drink some water, until the end, the whole person is unconscious.
yard door.
The imperial doctor said: "Your Majesty, what Mr. Wang is suffering from is diarrhea. This disease has existed in ancient times. Physicians of all ages have cured methods, but it is difficult to cure. It is difficult to cure one out of ten people. Moreover, Wang My lord is very old, it seems that I have been ill for a long time, and now I am very ill, there is really nothing I can do."
This imperial doctor was urgently called by Li Er from the palace, and his level was the highest.
He said it was hopeless, so there was little hope.
After hearing this, everyone was depressed and silent.
Although, Wang Situ has always been arrogant, but he also has many advantages, for example, he likes to chat with people... Now that he knows that Wang Situ's life is not long, who can be happy.
Just at this moment, a scent hit the nostrils.
Li Er frowned and asked, "What's the smell?"
Zhao Yang stepped forward and said: "Your Majesty, this is the Duke of Huyi County who is doing barbecue in his yard. I heard that he skewered lean pork and grilled it on charcoal fire..."
Everyone: "..."
Duhe, the bastard!
Lord Wang is going to die!
He's still grilling!
It's maddening!
Li Er gritted his teeth and said, "Yao Wang is also in Hu County recently, please come and see him!"
"Yes!"
Not long after, Sun Simiao, king of medicine, came to the county government office and diagnosed Wang Gui himself.
In the end, Sun Simiao said: "Your Majesty, I am sorry for the helplessness of the grassroots. I am afraid that Mr. Wang will not be able to survive... There is still a cure for ordinary diarrhea, but Mr. Wang's illness is beyond cure."
Li Er sighed and said: "It was I who harmed Wang Qing's family. If I hadn't wanted to hunt in autumn, why would I have made Wang Qing's family suffer from diarrhea? It wouldn't have reached such a point. I should reflect on my mistakes!"
"My lord Wang has worked hard all his life for the great Tang community, but he has not yet enjoyed the blessings, so he is leaving!"
"Master Wang, let's go..."
"Master Wang, go all the way!"
"May there be no diarrhea in the underworld, and no more tormenting you!"
Wang Gui in the room could hear clearly.
He was babbling and saying something.
Listen carefully, but it is: "The old man is not... not dead... It's okay... You can still save it!"
However, no one could hear it.
He started crying again.
In an atmosphere of grief, Sun Simiao suddenly said: "Your Majesty, Lord Wang, there may be salvation!"
Everyone's eyes lit up.
"Yu Wang, tell me quickly, how can I save you?"
"Yes, you should hurry up and say it!"
Everyone couldn't help urging.
Li Er also said: "Oh? Just tell me the cure, no matter how difficult it is, I will let someone prepare it."
Sun Simiao said with a smile: "Your Majesty, my lords, this difficult and miscellaneous disease may still be cured by asking Du He, Duke of Huyi County, to help!"
"Fuck, Mr. Wang is so miserable, it has something to do with Du He, besides, he knows how to treat diseases!"
"That's right, Du He hasn't learned medical skills for a day, how can he cure diseases and save lives!"
"Drug King, are you kidding me?"
"Do you want Du He to drive Mr. Wang to death?"
Everyone cursed at each other.
Sun Simiao was not in a hurry, and after everyone finished speaking, he said slowly: "Your Majesty, although the Duke of Huyi County rarely heals people, he cured the Queen's headache. When we were in the group, I occasionally heard that the county magistrate took action and cured many intractable diseases, so you might as well ask him to give it a try!"
Li Er thought for a while and said, "Go get Du He over!"
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