God-level Consort of the Tang Dynasty

Wei Shuyu nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

Du He laughed and said, "Since you want to eat, you can..."

Swish.

Wei Shuyu's body rushed towards the table like a sharp arrow, picked up the plate, grabbed a lump of Dongpo stewed meat, and stuffed it into his mouth.

In the blink of an eye.

A plate of stewed meat disappeared.

Wei Shuyu licked the corner of his mouth and asked, "Is there any more?"

"It's gone..." Du He said dumbfounded.

Is life on a pig farm so difficult?

Wei Shuyu heard the words, but picked up the plate and licked it carefully.

Du He thought to himself, what a poor child.

He stepped forward and asked, "Brother Wei, is it delicious?"

"It's delicious, it's so delicious..." Wei Shuyu reluctantly put down the plate.

Du He laughed and said, "This is pork!"

Ok?

Wei Shuyu was taken aback, "Pork? Pork is so delicious? To be honest, Brother Du, I also secretly killed pigs and ate them in the pig farm, but the smell is too strong, it really doesn't taste good...Why do you Pork doesn't have such a strong smell?"

Du He smiled mysteriously: "Secret... But, I guarantee that everyone will be able to eat delicious pork in the future, and you can make delicious pork without such a cumbersome procedure as Dongpo Braised Pork!"

"How to do it?"

"Secret!"

Wei Shuyu scratched his head: "Hey...Brother Du, do you have any beef?"

Du He's eyes widened: "Brother Wei, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately. The Tang Dynasty expressly prohibits the slaughter of cattle."

"Yeah, His Highness King Shu told me... He also said that you killed a cow yesterday, and he was responsible for killing it, and you were responsible for disemboweling it... His Highness seems to be drunk, and he also said that he bought shares in the development company. [-]% of the shares..." Wei Shuyu said in a colorful voice.

Du He slapped his thigh.

The king of Shu is indeed a dog.

Isn't that the success of the shareholding?He went so far as to get drunk and publicized it everywhere.

Du He had no choice but to let Wei Shuyu stay and have a beef hot pot meal.

……

Guancheng brigade.

Li Ke was in a deep sleep.

He found himself in a paradise, making love to a beautiful woman.

Swish.

Suddenly, the woman turned into a fox demon and wanted to leave.

Li Ke grabbed the other party's fluffy tail and shouted: "Little lady, don't go, I like you little fairy, just follow me..."

As he spoke, he bit down on the cute tail.

Ok?

It doesn't taste right!

Swish.

Li Ke opened his eyes and found that he was dreaming.

When he lowered his head, he realized that he was biting a ox's tail.

"Your Highness, are you awake? I saw you smiling so lasciviously just now, are you doing something obscene? Also, what's going on with your clothes stained with an unknown liquid under the bed?" A voice sounded.

Li Ke was shocked, and when he turned around, he found Du He looking at him with a smile.

He blushed instantly.

These dogs on guard didn't even know to report when the teacher came. Such a private matter was actually known by the teacher.

Du He said with a smile: "Your Highness, I just have a message for you, the little one is happy, the big one hurts the body, the strong one is wiped out...Take care of yourself!"

Li Ke wished he could find a hole in the ground and get in.

After a long while, Li Ke was fully dressed and dealt with his secrets. Then he raised the tail of the ox and asked, "Teacher, what do you mean?"

Du He explained: "Your Highness, you have a bad memory. This is the cow you killed the day before yesterday. It told me in a dream that it missed you very much. You can be quicker when you do it, and relieve the pain of the old cow!"

"Oh..." Li Ke hurriedly threw the ox's tail away, "Teacher, why are you looking for me before dawn?"

Du He thought to himself, as expected of being my young master's disciple, this comprehension ability is very high.

"Your Highness is talented and intelligent. Sure enough, you can't hide anything from you. It just so happens that there is an important matter related to the common people in the world. I'm here to discuss with you, Your Highness." Du He said solemnly.

Li Ke hurriedly asked: "What is so important?"

"Your Highness, let's go to Chang'an first, and you will know when the time comes." Du He said with a smile.

Li Ke nodded: "Let's go, let's go, let's have breakfast in Chang'an."

"it is good!"

The two rode fast horses and took a few guards, and rushed to Chang'an quickly.

When we arrived at Yongning Gate, the city gate had just opened.

Li Ke asked curiously: "Teacher, why are we here in Chang'an?"

"Your Highness, today we are going to visit an expert in Chang'an!" Du He said.

"Huh? Interesting and interesting, is it to visit Kong Yingda or Yan Shigu?" Li Ke asked with great interest.

Du He shook his head, "Kong Yingda, Yan Shigu, compared to this expert, is simply weak! Your Highness, please don't insult the expert?"