"What? Pfft..."
Du He spit out all the mouthwash in his mouth and sprayed it on the face of the servant Zhao Yang.
Zhao Yang was completely dumbfounded.
He came to read the imperial decree!
He is a servant!
Even high officials in the court should be polite when they meet him.
But every time he met Du He, nothing good happened.
"Director Zhao, are you sure you read correctly?" Du He asked repeatedly.
Zhao Yang said: "Master of Huyi County, slaves and maidservants can't make mistakes."
"Are you literate?"
"Naturally, when the maid entered the palace at the age of five, she began to read and write!"
"It shouldn't be, which bastard drafted this decree, so that I, a majestic third-rank founding county magistrate, should be the county magistrate of Zhima?" Du He was puzzled.
Zhao Yang was displeased: "The county magistrate is careful, this edict was drafted by His Majesty himself."
Du He: "..."
After a while, he asked leisurely, "Can I go back on my word?"
Zhao Yang wanted to hit the wall and die.
you sir!
Repent?
Do you think this is a banquet, and if you say you regret it, you regret it?
Du He took the imperial decree and carefully read every word.
That's right.
It was to let him serve as the county magistrate of Hu County.
Suddenly, he remembered something.
Snapped.
Du He slapped his thigh: "Is it recommended by old man Wei Zhengwei?"
Zhao Yang nodded.
"Ah, old man Wei, I don't live with you. Damn, you dare to deceive me like this. I curse you for giving birth to a son. No, no, it seems that you can't do it when you are old. Then Has a grandson..."
……
Censorship Desk.
Wei Zheng, who was collecting and arranging information, suddenly sneezed twice.
"Which bastard is scolding me!"
……
Zhao Yang took a few young eunuchs and went far away, but he could still hear Du He scolding Wei Zheng.
The young eunuch who had just entered the palace next to him had a strange expression on his face, and asked, "Director, is this really the Duke of Huyi County? Why is he acting like a rascal?"
Zhao Yang's complexion changed drastically, and he quickly covered the little eunuch's mouth.
"What nonsense are you talking about? Don't you want to live? Do you know that His Majesty will not be able to save you if someone overhears you." Zhao Yang glared at the little eunuch and said viciously.
"Ah! Is there any justice left!"
"Hmph, the law of heaven? You can reason with anyone, but you can't reason with Du He!"
"oh oh……"
……
"Damn!"
"Old man Wei, it's too much!"
"Lu Bu, old man Wei also has a young daughter who is completely different from Wei Youran. She is slender and has an outstanding appearance. How about introducing her to you as a daughter-in-law?"
Du He suddenly put his mind on Wei Zheng's youngest daughter.
Lu Bu shook his head: "Master, Lu Bu doesn't need a wife."
Old Fu suddenly leaned forward, "Master, marry a wife? Lu Bu doesn't want it, you give it to me. Old Fu, I'll be a bachelor for the rest of my life!"
Du He: "..."
He waved his hand and told Old Fu and Lu Bu to leave.
In the yard, it became quiet all at once.
Duho turned on the system.
After a quick glance, he found that his current shock value was more than 12.
"lottery!"
System: "Host, do you want to spend 50000 shock points to draw a lottery?"
"Yes!"
Ding!
"Congratulations to the host, you got a Danish Landrace pig."
I am Cao!
Landrace pig?
What kind of weird breed is this?
Du He's knowledge of biology is actually very superficial. His concept of pigs is more about hind legs that cost 13 yuan a catty.
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