God-level Consort of the Tang Dynasty

Du He laughed loudly and said: "My lord Zhou is also an official of the imperial court, despite his age, he doesn't distinguish between black and white, he doesn't recognize the truth, and insists that I, Du He, are deceiving His Majesty. I have never seen such a brazen person, it is ignorant and shameless to the extreme, this is not pig fart."

puff.

Before the words fell, Zhou Ren staggered angrily and sat down on the ground.

As far as this cursing skill is concerned, the combined civil and military skills of the Manchu Dynasty are not Du He's opponent.

But Du He pointed at Zhou Ren and said loudly: "Master Zhou, didn't you say that I lied to His Majesty? Well, I want you to see how this latrine was built."

"Come on!"

After Du He gave an order, Lu Bu immediately called in several craftsmen.

Du He said: "Pry open this latrine and let everyone see how I, Du He, cheated."

Several craftsmen hurriedly brought tools such as iron brazing, and first pried open the underside of the toilet seat. Sure enough, there was a small curved canal, and the curved place was full of water.

Then the small canals were pried open one after another, connecting all the way, and finally entered the big canal.

The craftsmen pried open the big canal, and immediately there was a bad smell.

Everyone around them covered their noses.

Du He looked at Zhou Ren and asked, "Master Zhou, now that the facts are in front of us, what else do you have to say?"

"This... the big canal and the small canal have been built, but it's hard to say whether it will be useful!" Zhou Ren said hesitantly.

It is not easy to pick a thorn, and it is difficult for Zhou Ren.

Du He pointed to the big canal where a stone slab had been pried open, and said, "Master Zhou will know if it's useful or not."

"it is good!"

Zhou Ren endured the smell, pinched his nose, then came to the entrance, squatted down, tilted his head, and looked inside.

But I saw that it was so dark inside that I couldn't see anything.

Du He suggested: "Master Zhou, if you lower your head and body lower, you can see clearly."

Zhou Ren bent down again, and stuck his head into the opening, wanting to see what happened.

Suddenly, Zhou Ren felt a gust of wind blowing violently from above. When he was wondering, he suddenly heard the sound of gurgling, and then there was the sound of rumbling water, as if flowing down from above.

Just when he was hesitating and wondering, he suddenly saw a stream of water rushing down from the upper reaches, and the stench came to his nostrils.

He raised his head hastily, but the back of his head hit the stone slab behind him, causing him to groan in pain.

"Ah... Gudu..."

Zhou Ren just felt like he was going to faint. In the confusion, he seemed to swallow something.

Everyone still doesn't know what happened.

Seeing Zhou Ren standing up slowly, his face was covered in feces, and the robe on his upper body was wet.

Swish.

The ministers who were standing with Zhou Ren just now showed expressions of disgust and hurried away.

Du He asked with a smile: "Master Zhou, are you feeling sour now?"

Zhou Ren was about to cry.

Seeing him, Li Er said with a gloomy expression, "Come here, take him down to wash up."

Immediately, Zhou Ren hurriedly left with the two officials of the Imperial College.

Du He turned his head to look at everyone, and asked, "Is there any adult who is not convinced?"

Everyone took a step back.

Who dares to doubt this!

Zhou Ren ate feces just because he doubted the authenticity of this toilet. If someone still doubted it, he would have to eat something else.

Du He said with a smile: "Since that's the case, please move to this dormitory, Your Majesty and your lords, to see how the living conditions of the students are."

Pushing open a room in the dormitory, one can see two tables in the bright place in front of the window. The tables are made of wood, but the bottom is not the well-known drawers, but a frame. The workmanship is simple, but it looks very coordinated. .Two tables can seat four people.

Looking at the two sides, there are four strange beds.

Because the bed turned out to be a wooden bunk bed, a bed can sleep two people, and a small room can accommodate eight people.

Everyone was dumbfounded when they saw it.

No one expected that Du He would use this method to save costs. There are eight people in one room, and six rooms in this small building can accommodate 48 people. Compared with the imperial city where one person lives in one room But I don't know how many houses I don't know.

At this time, an official asked curiously: "Uncle Huyi County, I don't know something. There are eight people living in this room. Why can only four people sit at this table? It's not enough to read at night with a lamp on. .”

Du He said with a smile: "My lord asked a good question. Let Master Kong answer this question."

As he spoke, Du He pulled Kong Yingda out of Guozijian Guozi's sacrificial wine.

Kong Yingda looked proud and said: "This is a dormitory, a place for students to sleep and rest, not a place to read at night with lamps on. These two tables were made by the Datang Furniture Factory of Huyi County Bo. , Each desk only costs twenty Wen, and it is used by the students when they are in urgent need. As for ordinary reading, you can go to the classrooms in the teaching area or to the library.”

"So that's it! It must be the idea of ​​Huyi county uncle!" The official suddenly realized.

Kong Yingda nodded: "Except for Huyi county uncle, who else can have such a wonderful idea, haha..."

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(Thanks to [Shibazi (surname) Fengkun (name)] brother for the reward.)

Chapter 343 The Unyielding Zhou Ren

Ever since Hou Junji, Shangshu of the Ministry of War, entered the room, he never took his eyes off the bed.

He suddenly grabbed Du He's sleeve and asked, "How much is this strange bed worth?"

Du He explained: "Master Hou, this bed is called a canopy bed, also known as a bunk bed, and it is the latest product produced by Datang Furniture Factory. Each bed costs about 70 cash if sold alone, and 60 cash if purchased in large quantities. The text is enough."

Hou Junji heard the words, calculated carefully, turned around suddenly, came to Li Er, and said respectfully: "Your Majesty, the conditions of the soldiers' residences are too poor, especially the beds. More than [-] people sleep on the same bed. , there are often conflicts, and hygiene is difficult to guarantee, but I saw this bunk bed today, but I have a proposal, can I get this bunk bed in the barracks, so that soldiers can use it!"

Hearing this, Li Er nodded in agreement: "Haozhi, your suggestion is good. If you can use all these bunk beds, it will surely improve the living quarters for the soldiers. I will carefully consider this matter. Also, the students The residence is clean, tidy, and well-organized. If the barracks can be like this, the soldiers will be happier."

"Thank you, Your Majesty, for all the soldiers of the Tang Dynasty!"

Li Er waved his hand: "This matter can't be rushed. We'll discuss it after the autumn harvest when the national treasury is full."