God-level Consort of the Tang Dynasty

The man in black said aggrievedly: "My lord, our people saw with their own eyes that Du He transported dozens of boxes into the warehouse, and no one went in after that. After I rushed in, there was nothing but these boxes. Besides, Du He is so cunning that he actually sealed the box tightly, if the box hadn't been bumped all the way, and the smell inside would be revealed, who would have thought that the inside would be shit!"

"Idiots, they are all idiots..."

Suddenly, ghosts and gods looked aside.

Immediately, everyone's expressions turned serious.

In the distance, more than a dozen horses came towards this side, and the torches looked like a long dragon.

Soon, this team of people appeared in everyone's sight.

Boss Ruan looked intently, and immediately shouted: "It's Du He, the person in the front is Du He!"

That's right, the person who led the team was Du He.

Du He was riding on a horse, with fluttering clothes and a stern face. He was wearing white clothes and a purple cloak.

On both sides of him are Lu Bu and Xu Zhengdao, the arrow in white.

"Shut up!"

About three hundred steps away from the ghosts and gods and others, when Du He raised his hand, everyone stopped.

The ghost looked around, then looked behind Du He, and suddenly said: "Du He brought twelve people, and we, there are so many people, today... is Du He's death, kill Du He, You will have inexhaustible glory and wealth in this life!"

"kill!"

The people in black and the three Ruan brothers all took out their weapons, ready to attack.

Not far away, Du He looked at the group of people coldly.

I just heard Du He say: "To be able to dispense medicine in the cafeteria of the work-for-relief headquarters, to pay off Marquis Wu who is patrolling the city, and to bribe the city guards, it seems that this group of people has a lot of background... Unfortunately, it is My brain is a little stupid, not to mention the shit that has been transported for half a night, it is at this time, and I still want to take advantage of me, hum, the right way, add some food to them!"

"hey-hey……"

Xu Zhengdao smiled wretchedly, and suddenly took off the longbow from his back, and took down the three feathered arrows.

I saw that the arrowheads of these three feather arrows were wrapped in oil-soaked black cloth half the size of a fist.

When Xu Zhengdao drew his bow and set his arrows, Lu Bu picked up the torch in his hand and lit the three arrows.

Hu Hu Hu.

Three arrows were fired together, shooting towards ghosts and gods like three balls of fire in the night sky.

The ghost snorted coldly and said with a smile, "It's really beyond my capabilities to want to take my life with such poor archery skills."

He pulled out a sword from his back, flicked it twice, and blocked the three arrows.

The three arrows immediately hit the box on the carriage and began to burn.

rustle rustle.

The boxes in the middle started to make noises, and then bursts of blue smoke came out.

Before everyone could react, it was not good to hear the ghosts yelling: "It's a dynamite package..."

boom.

A flame flashed.

An explosion.

In the light of the fire, we could see feces all over the sky flying towards everyone.

The ghost body jumped, slammed its foot on the horse's head, flew up, rushed out of the feces net, and then slowly fell to the ground. When I looked again, my whole body was covered with bits and pieces of shit. .

In the distance, Du He saw him, and suddenly said with emotion: "My mother, the lightness kungfu is floating on the shit!"

Chapter 270

As soon as the ghost landed on the ground, he cursed angrily: "Du He, I'm going to kill you..."

Before he finished speaking, he heard the sound of gunpowder burning from more than a dozen carriages behind him, screamed in his heart that it was not good, turned around and ran wildly.

Boom boom boom.

Violent explosions sounded one after another.

It turned out that half of the boxes on each carriage were filled with feces, and the other half were filled with explosives. The explosion just now had already ignited the rest of the explosives.

Boss Ruan opened his mouth wide in fright, and just let out an "ah".

Snapped.

A lump of shit flew over and stuffed it right into his mouth.

Behind him, Er Er Ruan ran over in a hurry and slapped Eldest Ruan across the face.

Boss Ruan was startled, and swallowed the shit with a thud.

Suddenly, the guy burst into tears.

Ruan Lao Er said: "Brother, let's go, the explosion just now has already caused heavy losses to our people."

Just as the two were about to leave, they heard earth-shattering shouts of killing behind them.

I saw that a group of people brought by Du He had already rushed up on horseback.

Seeing the ghosts and gods running away, Du He hurriedly shouted: "Leave a few people to protect me, Lu Bu, you go and catch that guy."

When Lu Bu heard this, he flattered his horse and chased after him.

Seeing that he was about to catch up with the ghost, the men in black around him rushed up to block him without fear of death.

When Lu Bu made his way out, the ghosts and gods had disappeared.

Lu Bu patted his horse back and said guiltily, "Master, I could have chased after him, but these guys are covered in shit, so it's not easy to beat them!"

Du He waved his hand: "It doesn't matter, catch this guy sooner or later, clean up the battlefield, bury the dead ones on the spot, catch all the dead ones, throw them into the river next to them for a soak and take them away, Tete It stinks."

"Hahaha……"

Everyone couldn't help laughing.

But Xu Zhengdao turned around and looked at Zhang Jian with contempt: "Zecheng, you are so disgusting, you even came up with the idea of ​​putting shit in a box, I despise you."

Zhang Jian shook his head: "You're thinking about it wrong. The young master came up with this method. In fact, the young master ordered me to send someone to dig a secret passage in the warehouse a few days ago. After the money was brought in, I let him The people quickly transferred the money away, filled it with explosives, feces, and a lot of stones, the young master really knew everything well, these guys were in a panic, they didn't have time to open it for inspection, and they ran to this place with them, unfortunately, Let the leader run away."