God-level Consort of the Tang Dynasty

Who knows the name of Pingkangfang, it is the first red light district in Tang Dynasty.

"Young Master Du, you can't do it... Monks don't touch women!"

"Oh well, what a pity!"

Tan Zong hurriedly ordered someone to clean the guest room and arranged for Du He to stay.

Then, he hurriedly found two young monks and told him, "You two, go to Chang'an City quickly and report to the Duke of Lai. Walk."

A monk asked: "Abbot, isn't he just a dude? There's no need to make such a big fuss, right?"

Tan Zong said anxiously: "You know what a fart, just a moment ago, several treasures of the town temple in our temple were all put into his pocket by him..."

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in the palace.

Li Er asked: "Is there any news about Du He?"

Zhao Yang shook his head: "Your Majesty, the Duke of Laiguo has sent everyone to look for it, and General Li Junxian, the general of Zhonglang, has led 100 people out of the city to look for it. There is no news yet!"

"Humph," Li Er flicked his sleeves angrily, "It's really trash, a bunch of trash, so many people, I can't even find one of them, send an order to Cheng Yaojin and Qin Qiong, let them quickly catch Du He back for me !"

"Yes!"

As soon as the servant Zhao Yang left, he saw a court lady rushing into the store, and shouted in a panic: "It's bad, it's bad, Your Majesty, the queen fainted out of anger when she heard the news of Du He's escape from marriage."

Hearing this, Li Er hurried to the harem.

Under the diagnosis and treatment of the imperial doctor, Empress Changsun had already woken up, but her complexion was as pale as paper, and she was very haggard.

The imperial doctor hurriedly reported: "Your Majesty, the Queen's energy and blood are insufficient, and I'm afraid it will be difficult to recover for a while."

Li Er said angrily: "It's all this Du He, let's see how I deal with him! Quickly pass the medicine king into the palace..."

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Du He took a good nap, and just got up when he heard commotion outside.

"Where is that little bastard Du He?"

A broken gong sounded like thunder in the courtyard.

Du He's face suddenly changed.

"Damn, didn't I sneak out? How did you recruit this guy?"

Du He pushed open the door and took a look.

I saw that the yard was already full of people, all of them were heavily armed Chang'an City Forbidden Army.

The first two were so familiar to Du He that they couldn't be more familiar.

On the left is the General Zuo Lingjun, Lu Guogong Cheng Yaojin, who was born with five big and three rough, talking with one mouth, and the muscles on his face are moving up and down, and timid children can cry when they see it.

The one on the right is Qin Qiong, the leader of the right army and Duke of Yi, with a thin body, a sallow complexion, and sharp eyes.

Du He stepped forward and said dissatisfiedly: "Uncle Cheng, what are you talking about, disturbing my sleep!"

"Fuck," Cheng Yaojin pointed at Du He, and shouted unceremoniously, "Old Du is famous, why did you give birth to such an idiot son like you, I really feel worthless for Lao Du, little bastard, get over here quickly Come with me into the palace to plead guilty to His Majesty, otherwise the entire Lai Kingdom Palace will suffer with you."

Du He shrugged: "What if I don't go?"

"You son of a bitch, today I will teach Lao Du a lesson for you!"

Cheng Yaojin was the kind who could move his hands and never say a word. When he got angry, he walked directly towards Du He and grabbed Du He's shoulder as soon as he stretched out his hand.

At this moment, Lu Bu who was beside him suddenly stepped forward and squeezed Cheng Yaojin's wrist.

Lao Cheng tried hard, but Lu Bu didn't move.

"Straight mother, where did this idiot come from? How dare you fight old Cheng..."

Lao Cheng reluctantly withdrew his hand, and faced Lu Bu with two strokes, and was defeated.

Seeing that Cheng Yaojin couldn't hold back his face, he blushed and shouted: "Bring me my Xuanhua axe!"

Back then, Cheng Yaojin was carrying two big axes, and Changye Lin Xiaogushan relied on picking his teeth, digging out his ears, and digging out his eyes with three axes to snatch away the 40 taels of silver that Yang Lin gave to Yang Guang to celebrate his birthday , and then took the golden embankment pass and the three-axe Dingwagang, achieved a great reputation and became the emperor of Dade... It is so majestic, but today I lost to a little-known simple man. This face must be recovered. Yes!

Chapter 3

Cheng Yaojin held up two big Xuanhua axes in both hands, and shouted at Lu Bu: "That idiot, eat my old Cheng's two axes!"

Before he finished speaking, Lao Cheng rushed to Lu Bu with an ax in his hand.

Du He was so frightened that he quickly backed away.

With a cold expression on his face, Lu Bu took two steps forward and handed over Cheng Yaojin.

"Pick out your ears!"

"Gouging eyes!"

"Pick your teeth!"

As soon as he finished using the three-axe, he heard Lao Cheng ouch and plop, and was tripped by Lu Bu and fell to the ground.

I saw Cheng Yaojin's face turned into a pig's liver, not to mention how embarrassing it is.

He turned his head and shouted: "Second brother Qin, this idiot is a bit evil, come and help me!"

When Qin Qiong heard the words, he drew out his golden double mace and killed him.

The courtyard was buzzing for a while, very lively.

It's a pity that Qin Qiong and Cheng Yaojin, who took out their weapons, were not the opponents of the unarmed Lu Bu, and they fell down in a short time.

At this time, a voice came from outside the door: "General Qin, General Cheng, I will help you two!"

As soon as the words were finished, a white running general rushed in. He looked very heroic and held a long spear.

This person is none other than Li Junxian, the general guarding the imperial city.

The scene suddenly became three to one!

Du He looked at it and said angrily: "Oh, I'm going, it's too shameless... Three strikes one!"

He looked around, hurriedly snatched a wooden stick as tall as a man from one of the monks, and threw it to Lu Bu.