Master Dulan looked at Du He, and said in a trembling voice: "This person... If this person hadn't known in advance, he must be a talented and intelligent person. It is really terrifying, extremely terrifying."
"Master Dulan, you can't admit defeat. We still have a chance. As long as you can answer Du He's question, it's a draw. We won't lose or win. We can save Tubo's face." Bu Huitongzan suddenly rolled his eyes. Liang turned around and said to Du He, "Du He, it's up to you to come up with the question now."
Du He flicked his sleeves and said, "My young master's question is very simple, listen carefully."
Du He said, "Ask, how many heads does a cow have?"
He pointed at Old Fu.
Old Fu: "One head."
"How many legs?"
Old Fu: "Four legs."
Then Du He turned around and pointed at Master Dulan, "How much hair?"
Everyone was taken aback for a moment, and then almost burst out laughing.
One head, four legs, how much hair?
Isn't this clearly bullying Guru Dulan?
Master Dulan's face turned green.
He pondered for a while, then said: "Commander Du, you only need to give the poor monk five days to count how many hairs a cow has."
"Wrong," Du He shook his hand and said, "You can't count at all. According to scientific research, a cow loses hair every day and grows hair every day. Given 500 years, you can't count."
"That, then, how much hair do you think it is?" Dulan asked angrily.
Du He said with a smile: "The answer is very simple, all hair."
Everyone: "..."
Bu Huitongzan and the others almost vomited blood.
Master Du Lan pointed at Du He and shouted angrily, "You...you're lying."
"Dissatisfied?"
"Dissatisfied!"
"Okay," Du He said with a smile, "I'll give you another chance."
Du He said, "Ask, how many heads does a donkey have?"
Old Fu answered quickly: "One head."
"How many legs?"
Old Fu: "Four legs."
Du He pointed to Dulan and asked, "How much hair?"
Dulan spoke without hesitation, with a smile on the corner of his mouth: "Of course it's all hair."
"wrong!"
Du He's voice sounded crisply, which not only startled Du Lan, but also confused the others.
Du He pointed to Du Lan's head and said, "This is a bald donkey with no hair. Master Du Lan, you have lost again."
"Hahaha……"
Everyone laughed.
I thought to myself, this guy Du He is really too bad, he not only put up with Guru Dulan, but also called him a bald donkey in a roundabout way.with
puff.
Bu Huitong was so angry that he fell to the ground, and then got up dejectedly.
Not to mention the Tubo people, but the courtiers of the Tang Dynasty, who has ever seen such a topic as Du He's, it is hard to guard against.
……
(Second watch,)
Chapter 240
Master Dulan roared in the main hall: "I don't accept it, I don't accept it, I don't accept it..."
He used to think that he was the smartest person in the world, but at this moment, he felt that he was as stupid as a donkey.
Du He said with a smile: "If you don't accept it, I will give you another chance."
"By the way, there were three people in the room, all of them left later, and there were two left. Why?" Du He asked.
Master Dulan frowned.
Not long after, he saw bean-sized beads of sweat dripping down his forehead, but there was nothing he could do.
"I lost!" Master Dulan said dejectedly, "What's the answer?"
click.
Du He snapped his fingers: "The answer is very simple, the person who left is called Quan Quan."
Everyone: "..."
Du He said again: "By the way, there are three brothers in Xiaoming's family. The first one is called Dabao, the second is called Erbao, and what is the name of the third?"
Master Dulan couldn't wait to call out: "Three Jewels."
"Wrong." Du He roared.
Master Dulan almost collapsed: "Why is it wrong again?"
"The third one is Xiao Ming, you idiot!"
"Ha ha……"
There was a lot of laughter in the Hall of Xianwen.
Master Dulan was so ashamed that he wanted to find a hole in the ground to get in.
At this time, Bu Huitongzan hurriedly stood up and said loudly: "Du He, we surrender in this competition."
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