Rat walks the heavens and the world

Even if you have been suppressed here, you can still make some money and have fun in the game.

Yi Bai turned around, and found that the practitioners who came to make up had pale faces, sunken eyes, and big dark circles

This is the consequence of staying up late to play games, it is really harmful!

Of course, they may also suffer from kidney deficiency because they are addicted to women.

This story tells us: As a man, we must not be ignorant because of female sex.

"You monster monkey, are you still not enlightened? Why did you fail the ideological and moral class?"

"Test your brother-in-law, bah, bah, bah!"

"The Great Sage started spraying again, everyone catch up!"

"Pay money and queue, if you don't pay, you will be blacklisted!"

……

These two performances are really similar, Yi Bai started to record the video enthusiastically, thinking it was very interesting.

From the starting point to the world in the future, can you shoot a series of funny short films?

I feel that these funny collections will definitely become popular.

"Can you stop pressing me like this, I want to change my position, ah, it hurts!"

"Do you think I don't want to move? The Buddha has restricted me. Can't you work a little harder, improve your own quality, study hard, and get a high score in the exam?"

"Tell your sister, I'll bah, bah, bah, bah!"

"Wow, sprayed again!"

……

"boom!"

Suddenly, the sky and the earth trembled, and two unparalleled holy powers swayed across the nine heavens and ten places almost at the same time.

All the creatures have only one thought at this moment, the saint is invincible!

One by one, they prostrated themselves on the ground, expressing that they were sincerely convinced.

Then, in the expectant eyes of many monster races, the two saints disappeared without saying a word.

???

What about the benefits of sanctification?

[Drip, the virtual world version 20 online upgrade was successful. 】

[We have added a dual-core processor to increase the speed of information processing, which can be compatible with more creatures to log in at the same time, and also allows you to play games and entertainment more freely. 】

[We have optimized the anti-addiction system and added more difficult questions to allow you to learn knowledge better. 】

[In order to upgrade the virtual world, we have made some great sacrifices, so some fees for the virtual world will increase in the future. 】

……

Seeing the latest announcement, netizens from the Three Realms who are eligible to access the virtual world were in an uproar.

Recited my fake name: "I'm stupid, really, I just know how to prevent addiction and forget it, but I didn't expect to add money!"

The owner of the house, the dead house: "Add money, it's better to double it! I don't have much else, but I have more money! I really don't want to play games with those bullies. Cooking a meal is like shit. I can't bear it." It poisoned me to death if I took a bite out of nausea!"

The person who hit me gained three hundred catties: "Pfft, I'm sorry, brother, we are professionally trained, and we will never laugh under normal circumstances, unless we can't help it, hahaha..."

Three years later, Guanjiangkou, Xiansheng Zhenjun Temple.

At the farewell banquet, Yi Bai suddenly thought of what an old friend said.

"Why do you drift away, why do you have a small group, why are you separated for a long time, why are you restless."

After finishing the funeral affairs and completely handing over the virtual world to the two artificial intelligences, Golden-winged Dapeng and Mosquito Taoist, Yi Bai formally bid farewell to his friends.

After all, this world belongs to the Alliance of Ancient Gods, and the relationship with Scarlet Dawn is just an ally.

Of course, with his current status, if he wants to come back, he only needs to spend some money, but it is more expensive.

"Come on, let's have a toast, the world is far away in the future, see you by fate!" Having said goodbye so many times, Yi Bai has already gotten used to it.

Yang Jian and Nezha are not like mothers-in-law. Besides, if they have the opportunity to practice in Red Dawn, they may be randomly sent to Yibai's world to practice in one day in the future.

"Come on, do it!"

Yang Chan on the side didn't know whether to be happy or sad.

In the future, I don't have to wait on Mo Yu anymore, and I can finally live as I want.

But these years, with Mo Yu, not only has her cultivation improved rapidly, her experience has also increased a lot, and she is afraid that she will never meet a man who makes her heart flutter again.

"Damn it!" Yang Chan also raised the wine glass, putting everything in the wine.

Don't think about it, I still live my life as usual, let's talk about the future!

After a farewell banquet, Yi Bai dropped by to rescue Monkey King.

This comparison has taken a lot of blame for him. Now that he has stayed in the virtual world for a long time and understands the ways of the world, he can come out.

Then I went to the source of heaven and took a large copy of the source of the world.

This is the reward he deserves for world upgrades.

Leaving a clone to manage the authority of Moyu Cave, Yi Bai chose to return.

The daily life of three meals a day, here I come!

Chapter 512 I Don't Want To Work Hard

Consciousness returns, and a new world rule is brought back.

According to the old rules, most of Yi Bai's consciousness is used to upgrade and strengthen the world chain of the inner world, and then the remaining consciousness opens the closed-door restriction and goes out to eat, drink and have fun.

As soon as he went out, the birds were singing and the flowers were fragrant, and there was a gentle breeze. Of course, he also saw the daughter-in-law in a purple crown dress, looking at him with a smile.

Little is better than newlyweds.

"Please order Meier to your heart's content, Master!"