Rat walks the heavens and the world

The big eagle cute girl "Heaven is mighty and domineering, kill, kill, kill"

Three Eyes "With all due respect, everyone sitting here...are all rubbish"

Mo Yu and Nezha looked at Yang Jian, and found that he was standing watching the live broadcast. They looked at each other and stood up silently, and then worked together to push Yang Jian to the ground.

Chapter 505 Me too!

"Ah, I want this sky, if I can't cover my eyes, I want this land, if I can't bury my heart! I want this sky full of dark clouds to disappear without a trace!"

In the Nine Heavens Cloud Palace, the Jade Emperor looked at the scene where the monkey was invincible among countless heavenly soldiers in the live broadcast, his face was livid.

"Bang, a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals were beaten like this by a monkey." The anger accumulated for many years broke out once, and the Jade Emperor could no longer maintain a stable state of mind.

Don't think that he can't see it, let's forget about Li Jing, this Nezha must be really annoying.

How could a high-ranking apprentice who can compete with the god of war in the heavenly court 'Yang Jian' be repelled by this monstrous monkey after a few thousand moves.

Although this acting is very realistic, he just doesn't believe it, he just thinks that Nezha is playing him and wants to see his jokes.

There are always bad guys trying to harm me

Seeing that Li Jing wanted to retreat, the Jade Emperor had no choice but to ask General Rolling Shutter to tell him to wait a while.

Then he looked down at the hall, "All the immortals, this monstrous monkey is powerful, what countermeasures do you have?"

The immortals were divided into several small groups. Except for the prescribed official duties every day, they basically punched in early, and then went back to chat in the virtual world.

Nezha is okay, some died in the calamity, and the true spirits were on the list of gods, basically there is no hope of progress.

Then practice ass

Under the leadership of all the immortals, the atmosphere in the heavenly court became more and more loose.

Facing the Jade Emperor's question, everyone kept silent.

"Don't answer the question, right? Then I'll just roll the roll and when the heavenly court is majestic, you will also get a share of the blame."

The Jade Emperor simply smashed the jar, "Taibai, what do you think?"

Taibai Jinxing stroked his white beard, "According to the old minister, the calamity has just passed, and all the immortals are tired of fighting and killing, peace is the most important thing, why don't you call for peace?"

The Jade Emperor was taken aback for a moment, he went to ask for security just after going down to the Heavenly Court, do I want to lose face?

Is it possible to plug it in and then pull it out as if it hadn't been plugged in?

"Thor, what do you mean?"

"I think what Taibai Jinxing said makes sense."

"Rain God?"

"Me too"

The Jade Emperor took a deep breath, and said elegantly and easy-goingly, "But there is no real shortage in the Heavenly Court."

Taibai Jinxing smiled, "That's not easy. Doesn't that monkey want to be the Monkey King? Let's give him a nominal title. As long as he doesn't make trouble, our Heavenly Court will not lose face. Others will only think that my Heavenly Court Dadu, that demon monkey has surrendered."

A group of immortals were dumbfounded by Taibai's statement, and if they didn't say anything else, they were willing to bow down to this shameless.

Looking at Taibai Jinxing, the Jade Emperor suddenly remembered that at a certain moment, a sage personally transmitted a voice to him, and after a lot of thinking, he finally made up his mind.

Anyway, the Heavenly Court has already been messed up, so let's make it a little more chaotic, maybe I can fish in troubled waters.

"Then I'll trouble Taibai to make a trip down to the lower realms."

"The humble minister receives the decree"

……

Reality is often more dramatic than usual.

Tianting's main live broadcast room has been closed, and Zhu Tian asked his father to open another live broadcast room.

"10 years of Tianting old fans, live broadcast teaching to be a monkey"

Seeing this monkey flaunting its power, everyone was complaining about the sky.

Three Eyes: "That's it, that's it, it's really too good, I can do it, anyway, I lose, I lose quickly"

The screen name was robbed "No way, no way, no one thinks that Tianting is awesome"

Chu Fenghaodang: "? It's normal that you can't beat it. After all, King Tota is old and doesn't use his muscles and bones. It's normal to lose."

The screen name was robbed, "Where is Nezha? Isn't it [-]-[-] with the God of War in the Heavenly Court?"

Chu Fenghaodang "Nezha is so young, so cute??, besides, he has worked very hard"

Net name was robbed "but he lost"

Chu Feng mighty, "Can you fight? If you do what you want, you will be sore here"

The screen name was robbed "? You can't understand human language, he is the god of war in heaven, as a god of war, he is not good at fighting?"

Chu Feng mighty, "You can't even beat that monstrous monkey, what qualifications do you have to call Nezha? Are you worthy? Nezha has worked very hard."

……

Yi Bai explained the battle situation with a fake loli voice, while watching the chatting in the live broadcast room, he was very happy.

It hasn't been this lively for a long time.

"Hey, everyone, look quickly, this Monkey King is really powerful, a huge iron rod turned the world upside down, and even the water overflowed."

Chanting my pseudonym "ah, I didn't expect Zhu Tianjiaofu to be a loli, with such a nice voice, I'm going to die"

"I hate it... I'm already an adult."

Three Eyes: "I'm done vomiting, you guys continue."

"Well, what happened? It seems that an immortal came down from the Heavenly Court, and it should be reinforcements."

"So, when dealing with demons and heretics, there should be no need to talk about the morals of the world. Let's go together. Let the villain go the way of the villain first, so that the villain has no way to go."

Chanting my pseudonym "... I learned"

"Look, it's time to announce the decree. This Heavenly Court just likes to make all these bells and whistles. If you want me to say just do it directly, it's all legs apart. Why do you want to erect a memorial archway?"

"Huh? I'm stupid to ask for security"