Rat walks the heavens and the world

Hard work, God pays off!

Yang Jian finally found Mo Yu's figure again. This guy was with Nezha, and he didn't know what he was doing on the moon.

A roar shook the entire heaven.

You must know that Chang'e, the fairy under the moon, is famous in the three worlds.

When Yang Jian rushed into the Moon Palace, Fairy Chang'e was dressed in plain clothes and looked at him coldly: "Zhenjun, if you don't give me a reasonable explanation today, even if I don't want my reputation, I will go to the Jade Emperor to sue!"

"All the immortals, this Yang Jian has the guts to flirt with Fairy Chang'e in public, catch him quickly!"

With a long howl, Nezha stabbed Yang Jian in the back.

His body shook and his heart ached, Yang Jian flew straight up.

"Fuck!"

Not far away, Mo Yu smiled triumphantly, took out his small book and turned to the end, found a column, and crossed it out.

"xx year xx day xx hour xx minute xx second, Yang Jian disturbed my sleep!"

Chapter 503 Kidney Deficiency

The major events that happened in Tianting broke out in the virtual world in an instant, and everyone loved to watch jokes in Tianting. fs8

Netizens in the virtual world burst into tears instantly, and Zhenjun Erlang really did what he said, and he did not forget his original intention.

They are already gods in the heavens. Apart from doing so many good deeds and accumulating merits every day, they still have time to peek at Fairy Chang'e.

"Shock! Master of time management?"

"Zhenjun's only pastime, Fairy Chang'e, how beautiful are you?"

"Yang Jian is watching the photo album of fairies, do you want to read it?"

……

Staring blankly at the countless posts on the forum, Yang Jian felt that he had died socially.

Looking at Moyu and Nezha across the table who were still eating and drinking happily, Yang Jian even wanted to overturn the table.

shit you

Then he carefully calculated the combat power of the enemy and us, and after waiting for a while, Yang Jian calmly asked, "Mo Yu, where are my parents?"

"Don't worry, they are living a happy life, your mother seems to be pregnant again recently" Mo Yu said happily after taking a bite of peanuts.

This Yang Jian's reputation in the world is quite good, and many top chefs like to come here to cook for him in person.

Yang Jian froze for a moment, and became even more sad. I really love my father and mother. Do you know how I have lived these years?

But, fortunately, parents are still there

Seeing Mo Yu and Nezha drinking happily, Yang Jian couldn't help it, and finally solved the thing that he had been thinking about all the time, and now he wants to drink to his heart's content

"Come on, do it"

Drinking between men, the atmosphere must be getting more and more exciting, especially since everyone is more handsome, and they really cherish each other.

"Hey, Erlang, have you heard that another strange thing happened in the Heavenly Court recently, but it was covered by your heat."

Yi Bai's eyes lit up, and a gossip asked curiously, "What's wrong?"

Nezha looked at the empty white jade wine glass in front of him, lost in thought.

Yi Bai hastily poured it for him, and the sage himself poured it for him, which is enough for him to brag about in the future.

"Hmm...!" Nezha sipped his mouth in satisfaction. I don't know where Moyu 'borrowed' this wine. The taste is endless, and I will borrow more next time.

Facing the eyes of the two seeking knowledge, Nezha shared a sinking post with them.

When they read the post, they can eat more food and drink more wine.

"I'm such a wit"

……

"As we all know, although the Heavenly Court is orthodox in the Three Realms, the sages support the Jade Emperor's rule in face. But, what is the specific situation... Hehe, I understand everything"

"A few days ago, something embarrassing happened in Heavenly Court, but it was covered by Zhenjun's hobbies."

"Before we talk about things, let's strongly condemn Zhenjun. Why don't you call me for such a good thing?"

"The specific situation is that although Tianting seems to be strong and strong now, few people listen to the orders of the Jade Emperor, so don't look at Yang Jian who provoked public anger. He was beaten with a black nose and a swollen face. In the end, he was fined hundreds of years of salary. "

"So the Jade Emperor is still the same as usual. If he knows what powerful people are in the world, he will usually recruit them to join the Heavenly Court."

"This time our protagonist: Sun Wukong is a mortal practitioner. I don't know where he cultivated the supernatural powers of Taoism: Earth Sha 72 Changes, Somersault Cloud, and even his cultivation has reached the level of a fairy."

"An ignorant person is fearless. It is rumored that this Monkey King went to the Dragon Palace and forcibly demanded the Dinghaishenzhen needle and a set of battle suits.

"I can only say that he was really lucky if he survived, or I guess there is a powerful plan behind it."

"Afterwards, I don't know what the Jade Emperor thought. Anyway, he recruited Monkey King to the Heavenly Court to be his Bi Mawen."

"This Bi Mawen is a real fat job. He is responsible for the affairs of the [-] celestial horses in the heavenly court. I don't need to say more about the benefits of it? Huh? Those who understand will naturally understand."

"It seems that our Jade Emperor still values ​​talents very much. If you can't survive three disasters and nine disasters, you can consider going to heaven to be a god of longevity and long-sight, and live the same life as the sky."

"The commercial is over, let's continue talking about Monkey King. This Monkey King obviously doesn't have much time in the virtual world. It's fine if he doesn't know how to take advantage of it. He has a big temper and doesn't know what it means to be worldly."

"It is said that one day, on a whim, he asked his subordinates how old his officials were in the Heavenly Court, and when he heard the words 'not popular', he was filled with righteous indignation, and ran out of the Nantian Gate..."

"When I heard the news, I was stunned. Where did this strange thing learn to be? If you don't want to do it, you should at least resign. Let's all get together and relax."

"It's okay to be a deserter now, and the Jade Emperor will lose face."

"What is the most important thing for a big man? Of course it is face. I heard that the Jade Emperor directly ordered to send heavenly soldiers and generals to arrest him. If you want to see the monkey if you live, if you want to see the corpse if you die."

"It's a pity. If I had known that Bi Mawen was so strong, I would have established a good relationship first. Maybe I would be a fairy official now."

After looking at it for a while, Yi Bai began to shake his head. This host obviously knows how to count water words. He has made a lot of mistakes about a small matter. No wonder it sank so quickly.

If he comes to write, first write the title "Shock, the Enmity between the Jade Emperor and the Male Monkey", a must, then save the video deeply, and then send the encrypted file to hundreds of subordinates, so that they can't beat it. Take good care.

Obviously, after getting along for many years, Yang Jian already knew that Mo Yu had a relatively large authority in the virtual network.

After drinking, the maids came in to clean up, and the three of them went out together, lying down on the roof in different postures.