Rat walks the heavens and the world

Why doesn't Moyu have diarrhea after eating it?

Is there something wrong with the medicine you prepared?Impossible, is the food expired?Looks like I'll have to go back and give it a try!

A quarter of an hour later, Yuxin finally learned how to use mana to cover her voice without a teacher.

Half a day later, Yuxin opened the door expressionlessly and walked out of the toilet.

"Hahaha, Yuxin, aren't you a little fairy? Why do you still fart?"

Yuxin kept silent and continued to walk back. To deal with a chattering enemy, silence is the most effective revenge.

Seeing that she didn't answer, Yi Bai yelled loudly on purpose: "You must have pulled up the skirt!"

Yuxin opened her eyes wide: "You're talking nonsense, you're innocent!"

"What innocence? I saw it with my own eyes. The white dress you wore went in and turned into a red dress when you came out!"

Yuxin blushed, and the blue veins on her forehead burst out, arguing: "What do you know about cultivators! I'm practicing Taoism, farting! Can cultivators fart? That's called Changing tendons and washing marrow, the unity of man and nature!"

As she talked, Yuxin began to hesitate and haw, saying something about being close to nature, removing impurities, purifying the body and so on.

Yi Bai laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up, the top of the mountain was full of joy.

If a person wants to succeed, he must be able to take it up and let it go.

In the end, Yuxin comforted herself like this.

What is face, what is dignity, what is shame?It's all floating clouds.

It's true to be happy!

Let go of everything and be at ease!

Since this battle, Yi Bai has completely collected all the obedient posts up and down Yandang Mountain. Currently, he has a shit-shoveling officer, Yu Xin; a fanatic fan, Mo Ji;

......

In a blink of an eye, three years of long years have been lost silently like sand in the hands.

However, if the sand is lost, you can grab another handful; if the flowers wither, you can wait for the next spring to bloom again; when childhood passes, you can never look back.

Yuxin has grown into a 17-year-old girl, plump and slim, empty valley orchid.

Of course, this is what she looks like on the surface, but behind the scenes, she is a new era literary and artistic woman who has completely liberated herself.

Proficient in poetry, poetry, calligraphy and painting, eighteen kinds of martial arts, various housework, especially excellent research on poisons.

However, with the deepening of various skills, Yu Xin felt more and more that Mo Yu was unfathomable.

You must know that she is now the top of the mainland, a fifth-level peak Nascent Soul cultivator and a fifth-level true martial arts expert, but she still has nothing to do with Moyu.

Even when he was not paying attention, he tried his best to pluck out a hair and use it as a magic weapon.

She saw the role of master's black sword in the catastrophe, it was invincible.

Looking at Moyu's black hair, in her eyes, she is just a mouse wearing a top-notch flying sword all day long, which is really too wasteful.

Of course, she also paid a huge price for this hair-plucking incident.

Just like a dragon has reverse scales, touching them will make you angry. This soft, black, shiny and dense black hair is Yibai's reverse scales, and he exploded at that time.

Yuxin was knocked down to the ground and hammered for a meal, and then for a year, at least ten stir-fries were made in each meal, and if they didn't taste good, they would use force to learn from each other.

Thanks to Yi Bai, she was beaten every day like this, and treated with natural materials and earthly treasures every day. Unknowingly, Yuxin's physical cultivation of martial arts caught up with hers.

Such an age is such a state, Yuxin is still very proud, it can be said that she is the first genius in the Eastern Continent for thousands of years.

Although the way of advancement may be different from that of ordinary people, but don't care about those details, the result is the most important.

Chapter 254 Tragic Chennan

"Moyu, Moyu, guess what I saw today?"

Yi Bai, who was thinking about what to eat for lunch, looked at the huge farm that Mo Ji had painstakingly expanded little by little from a distance, and replied casually, "Can you guess what you saw today?"

Yuxin put her hands behind her back, her delicate body swayed, and a trace of depression flashed across her jade-like face: "It's so boring! Tell you, I saw a man today!"

A flash of surprise flashed in Yi Bai's heart. Recently, there have been some strange changes in the world.

The spiritual power is surging, the rules are scattered, and Tiandao's attention to this world has become much lower. Even he dares to speak louder now, and even the number of times he absorbs spiritual power and turns it into the power of the world has gradually increased.

Yandang Mountain, one of the forbidden places in the Eastern Continent, will even come here. Could it be that a big change is about to begin?

Yuxin is about to start her legendary and magnificent life, embarking on the road of the protagonist who goes against the sky?

Seeing Yi Bai started to act stupid again, Yu Xin curled her lips: "Master is really right, the men outside are indeed bad people, and they are much uglier than me!"

Yi Bai was taken aback for a moment, the map is really wide: "Why do you say that?"

Yuxin walked directly to the roof in the sky, and went to Yi Bai's side, stretched out her tender and soft little hands to help him smooth out the hair that was blown by the wind, and resisted the urge to pluck one.

"As soon as that man saw me, he said I was pretty, and he wanted to know my name and where I lived! It must be a bad thing!"

Yi Bai narrowed his eyes comfortably: "What's the matter? Young Muai, you are so beautiful! It's normal to ask these questions!"

Yuxin snorted: "Master said, people outside cannibalize people without spit out their bones, especially the kind of men who can't walk when they see me, they are all bad people!"

"Of course, there may still be a kind of longing that belongs to girls. He didn't fascinate me. The so-called fascination is all based on the slightest touch brought by the senses."

Yi Bai: "Speak human words!"

Yu Xin: "It's too ugly, with ugly hairstyle, ugly clothes, and facial features are far worse than mine. Thinking about it carefully, it's not as good-looking as you."

In March of Yangchun, the grass grows and warblers fly, and a hundred flowers bloom at the foot of the mountain, some are budding, and some are colorful.

On the top of the mountain, on the green grass, the wind is blowing slowly, Yi Bai comfortably enjoys the kneading of Yuxin, and quietly feels the freshness of the wind.

Looking down the mountain, everything is so peaceful, only the chirping of birds.

The spring mountain is like a smile, and the clear water is full of love.

He raised his head and looked carefully at Yu Xin who was looking proud.

With the wind, the blue hair makes the clouds of Wushan ashamed; the horizontal waves shine on the water, fascinated by the wild mountains and haze;

She has become the top ascetic in the mainland at a young age, no wonder she is so confident and stinky now, she even wants to find a man who is prettier than her.

Yi Bai thought for a while and thought that she might want to be single for the rest of her life.