Rat walks the heavens and the world

"Husband and wife worship each other, respect each other and live in harmony!"

The most romantic thing in Mexico is to give everything to the person you love the most at the edge of the world.

Li Xiaoyao looked at Lin Yueru in a red dress, her lips were bright and charming, holding her hand tightly, and said emotionally, "You look so good today."

Lin Yueru smiled and said, "You mean I wasn't good-looking before?"

Li Xiaoyao was taken aback for a moment, this woman was really confused, and quickly began to rack her brains on how to solve this proposition.

Lin Yueru looked at the appearance of her sweetheart, and chuckled: "What an idiot, I don't know what's wrong, I just fell in love with you, a prodigal who has no money and doesn't understand girls' minds!"

Li Xiaoyao was dissatisfied when he heard this: "Don't you like my handsome appearance, extraordinary talent, and superhuman ability in that respect?"

Lin Yueru blushed, and couldn't take it anymore, she said everything: "I'm the only one, how do I know if you're superhuman or not? You see, it's said that Shushan is a scumbag. From now on, your salary will be mine. Tube!"

On the day of the big wedding, of course I listened to my wife in everything, Li Xiaoyao replied casually: "No problem, then you must leave some pocket money for me."

With her tender little finger resting on her vermilion lips, Lin Yueru thought for a while: "Then I'll give you 100 yuan a month."

Li Xiaoyao was dumbfounded: "How is this possible! You are challenging my bottom line!"

Lin Yueru's face turned cold: "What's the matter? I really want to challenge! I prepare your own meals every day, and you can take them with you to reheat them when you go to work, and you can use the sword yourself for travel expenses. What else do you need to spend? "

Seeing his wife's cold face, Li Xiaoyao's legs trembled in fright, this woman's advantage in the room is too great, she can squeeze him dry when she is angry, a man who knows current affairs is a hero.

Li Xiaoyao quickly smiled flatteringly: "Then! Then I'll change the bottom line, what a big deal!"

"Hahaha", Yi Bai, who was still collecting scumbag male members, finally couldn't help laughing, the man's face was completely lost to him.

Chapter 226 Good Traditions

"Senior, senior, I am Dao Jiuwu, finally let me find you."

Looking at the bull demon in front of him who had returned to normal walking, Yi Bai sighed very much, the old cow is in good health, but he was limping last time we met, and he has recovered to normal in just a few days.

"Why, what can I do for you?"

"Hey." Jiu Wu rubbed his hands, smiled embarrassedly for a while, and said in a low voice, "It's not like my sentence is coming soon, I want to ask my senior for advice on that aspect."

Yi Bai frowned: "Which aspect?"

Jiu Wu looked around, and leaned into Yi Bai's ear: "That's the way, in and out!"

Holy crap, Yi Bai is a little confused, after living for thousands of years, this is the first time someone asks him about this.

However, you are asking the right person, I am quite accomplished in this area.

Yi Bai coughed and drove away the people around him, took him to a remote place, and stood with his hands behind his back: "Is there anything I want to ask? It should be a very simple matter for my generation of practitioners to lock the essence." Bar?"

Seeing that there was no one around, Dao Jiuwu immediately cried, tears streaming down his face, and fell to his knees directly: "Senior, you don't know my suffering! My family is considered to be rich, and I work in the public service department. , the income is also very stable, and then I found a partner from the Succubus family."

"What I'm doing now is money for kidney injury. I use all the money in the family to buy supplements, and even my partner despises me and says I can't do it!"

"I'm very depressed. It's really unreasonable for her to make such a hasty judgment without feeling it for a minute."

Yi Bai was a little surprised after hearing this, what can he do in less than a minute?Isn't it almost enough to take off your clothes?

"You mean you want me to teach you some secrets or secrets of imperial maids?"

Dao Jiuwu wiped away his tears and snot, and nodded quickly: "Please save me, senior! Otherwise, I will be sucked dry!"

"You are so afraid of her, why don't you just break up with her?" Yi Bai was very surprised.

Dao Jiuwu showed a lewd look on his face: "She is so beautiful and cute, how could I leave her, even if it is death, I am willing!"

"Then go tease your colleague, and plan to have an in-depth exchange beyond friendship?" Yi Bai was even more strange.

Dao Jiuwu was indifferent, and looked at Yi Bai in surprise: "This is normal, senior may not have read the latest research from the Academy of Sciences."

"Most mammals stop having sex for a period of time afterward, even when the original mate is around. This stage is called the sexual refractory period. Its length varies depending on the species of animal and the surrounding environment. Some minutes, some hours or days."

"However, if after the male animal, it is given a new female estrous object, its refractory period will be greatly shortened, and even the behavior will appear again immediately."

"It is said that this phenomenon called the Coolidge effect is passed down from the ancestors, and its biological significance is to help the continuation of the species. As a descendant of the cattle family, I should certainly carry forward this fine tradition!"

Yi Bai was completely dumbfounded, this damn scumbag is getting better and better now, and he has found a scientific basis for cheating and cheating.

However, after taking a look at the nine-five-year-old straw hat that was said to be given to him by her lover when he was imprisoned, it is rich in life and has a healthy color, and Yi Bai thinks that maybe it is a family, and if he does not enter a family .

He knew the character of the succubus, he had always been cheerful and generous, self-sacrificing for others, now he may not only be wearing a simple straw hat, but may be a vast and boundless prairie.

The scumbag is not worthy of sympathy, Yi Bai pondered for a while and said: "To be honest, the talent between you and the succubus is not of the same order of magnitude at all. It is hopeless, wait for death, and leave!"

"Hey!" Dao Jiuwu was about to save him, he stretched out his hand, and found that the senior was directly crushed by himself, he was startled, and then he realized that this was the senior's escape technique.

"Could it be that I'm going to die young in the [-]th year, on a woman's belly? Oh, forget it, dying under the peony flower, it's an honor to be a ghost."

"That's right, when I die and become a ghost, I just need to apply to become a ghost cultivator. Anyway, my family has a lot of houses, so I'll just pay a fine at worst!"

Jiu Wu was instantly shocked by his own wit, and happily went to go through the formalities for leaving.

When he arrived at the service area, Yi Bai asked politely, "How much does the highest level retreat cave cost?"

As the service personnel here, the big man naturally knows it by heart, shaking his long rabbit ears, the rabbit monster waiter said politely: "Hello, Lord Modi, the service area only accepts consumption of world contribution points, and 1000 contribution points are required Each standard day is approximately 86400 seconds."

Yi Bai, who was going to spend a lot of money, was a little embarrassed when he looked at his remaining world contribution points, only 1000 points left.

After pondering for a while, Yi Bai asked in a low voice, "Where is the lowest-level retreat room?"

The waiters were clearly well trained and there was no mocking.

Of course, most of the cultivators here are evil practitioners. Dogs see people as low. It is estimated that the grass on the grave is three meters high now.

"Hello, Master Mo, the lowest level." The rabbit demon who was talking moved his ears, nodded and showed a standard professional smile at Yi Bai.

"Hello, Lord Modi, Lord Heavenly Emperor just ordered his subordinates to help you complete the formalities for the long-term rental of the cultivation cave. All the contribution points will be deducted from her. I will check in for you right now."

Yi Bai is very touched that he still cares about himself so much, especially the feeling of being taken care of, which is so comfortable!

Following the rabbit demon waiter, watching the short rabbit tail protruding from the back of her professional clothing, swaying as she walked, Yi Bai was calm and concentrated, not understanding Rushan, not at all moved.

This practice world is really too dangerous, all kinds of temptations are everywhere, if you are not careful, you will fall into the Tao.

If he feels it himself, Yi Bai seriously suspects that he will be blackmailed to bankruptcy, and of course it is even more likely that he will have an extra concubine.

"My lord, this is the No. [-] Cultivation Cave, why don't I take you to have a look?" the rabbit demon said seductively as he straightened his uniform that was about to be torn.

"No need!" Yi Bai replied very calmly.