Rat walks the heavens and the world
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"Okay, teacher!"
Yuejiao nodded. It seems that there are no students with problems. Everyone is very obedient. The ones in the previous class are really worried. A lady like her can't help but make a move. There are still a few students under the eaves of the door Hanging, covered in blood.
"Then let's start the class. Today is your first class in Shushan. Benhu will introduce you to Shushan's assessment system."
"When you enroll, I believe that you have obtained your own identity jade slips. Remember not to lose them, otherwise you will need to make up for meritorious deeds, and meritorious deeds are the foundation of your foothold in Shushan. Those who have cleared meritorious deeds will lose their meritorious deeds. Fa, drive them out of Shushan!"
"There are many ways to obtain merit points, such as attending classes on time, taking a quiz once a week, a mid-term exam once a month, and a major exam twice a year. Merit can be obtained. Of course, merit will be deducted if you do poorly in the exam!"
"Special reminder, all your activities are under the supervision of the sect's sky eye. If you commit crimes, bully the weak and other serious circumstances, your merits will be cleared directly."
"There is also a bonus point system for hobbies"
After connecting the low-level intelligent quantum computer brought from Daqin to the Shushan formation, Yi Bai started the salted fish mode, eating, drinking, playing and sleeping, or playing some stand-alone games brought over.
He is amazed by the talent of human beings for enjoying pleasure. This game is really fun. Hard work may not lead to success, but it is really fun not to work hard.
"Hey! I'm so tired, does this young master have to be busy with so many things? I suspect Master Qingxu cheated me!"
Xiaogu approached the room, took off his coat casually, leaving only two obscene clothes, shook his shoulders, and then fell down on the sofa.
Tilting his head and looking at the little black mouse immersed in the game, he was a little depressed: "Moyu, it is not easy to step into the road of cultivation, there may only be a few people in a million who have this opportunity, and you, it takes so much in a day. Do you need some time to practice? Time is not waiting for me!"
Yi Bai didn't even raise his head and replied: "This practice is like reading. I started to understand quickly and found reading very interesting. Now, if I spend all my time eating, drinking and having fun on my studies, I would have been depressed long ago. "
Xiao Gu shook his head and sighed, he didn't want to compare with this fat mouse, otherwise he would be autistic.
"I am back!"
Yuejiao bounced back to the room, and with a flick of her hand, the clothes on her body disappeared, and then turned into a white tiger and jumped to Yi Bai's side, asking curiously: "What are you playing? Take me one, what are you playing with?" Stand-alone game, play, otherwise, how can people see that I am rich, and how can there be so many younger sisters vying to serve me?"
Yi Bai rolled his eyes, why are you so obsessed with your little sister, put away the game device and asked, "How do you feel about class today?"
Xiaogu also came over curiously, and stuck to Baihu's body. The fur on his body was almost as smooth as her skin, so it was very comfortable, so he scratched it for her by the way.
Yuejiao was very comfortable being scratched by Xiaogu, and narrowed her eyes: "The class is really interesting, but some children are too skinny. I educated them a little bit, and the others are very obedient. The key is to praise me for being beautiful."
"However, as a girl, I can't wear the same clothes every day, Moyu, do you have any other clothes?"
Yi Bai cheered up instantly, and quickly checked the storage space: "Wait a minute, I'll look for it, the nurse's, the police's, the food delivery, the student's. for you!"
Xiao Gu looked at these clothes, thought of those students who offended Yuejiao and were beaten and called them father and mother, and prayed silently for them.
If this group of students can graduate smoothly, among other things, I'm afraid they won't be fooled by women.
Yuejiao happily put away these beautiful little clothes, her petite figure, these clothes just fit very well.
"By the way, Moyu, I read your textbooks about the basic moral cultivation of Shushan disciples, the introduction of actors, and the ten tips for escaping. I didn't quite understand what to do."
Yi Bai jumped onto Xiao Gubai's tender thighs, and shook his tail to signal for help with the massage: "That's not easy, I'll teach you a seven mantra, read and recite it all!"
Yuejiao was stunned and realized: "Wonderful! If I can't memorize it, I can punish them to copy books again. Every time I see them frowning when they hear a lot of homework, it is my greatest source of happiness, haha Ha ha"
Undoubtedly, the voice of Yuejiao's wild waves spread far and wide. The students who were lying in the medical center or copying their homework on the first day of class were shaking.
"Father, I want to go home!"
Chapter 139 One Punch Flying
Sometimes, a little help is like sunshine in spring, bright and warm.
Because he copied too late last night, Yang Luohan fell asleep in class without realizing it.
A devil's voice woke him up from his sleep: "Yang Luohan, what is the answer to question No.14?"
Recalling those classmates who were crazily hanged and beaten during this period, Lao Yang suddenly woke up, and cold sweat poured out unconsciously.
At this moment, the voice of the boss came over.
"Choose c."
Yang Luohan's eyelids trembled, he smiled slightly, and in a thoughtful state, he cleared his throat and said, "Should, choose c!"
Yuejiao smiled: "Not bad! But the fourteenth question is a fill-in-the-blank question!"
Yang Luohan:? ? ?
He turned his head and looked at the calm boss, feeling cold in his heart, why, aren't we brothers?
The tall Shen Ye buried his neck in the book, almost turning into an ostrich.
I'm sorry, dead fellow daoist, immortal poor daoist, it was Fat Tiger who threatened me.
During this period of time, Yuejiao has completely established her reputation as a devil teacher. The bloody lessons of countless victimized students let them know that the nickname Yuejiao hates to hear the most is Fat Tiger, and then Fat Tiger became the love among students. say.
There is even a poem as a foil, people are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong, except for fat tigers!
Of course, the student who said this is still in confinement, and may become the first member of his family to suffer from mental illness. Let us congratulate him.
Outside of the large formation in Shushan, the head of Yuzhuo Peak, a righteous sect, looked enviously at the huge formation covering the entire mountain range in front of him.
Such a huge formation has been open for a hundred years after the mountain has been closed, how much resources should it consume?So many resources must have been brought by the ancient artifact, the Sky Chain.
Even Bu Yuanding is now in Shushan. Such a weak Shushan holds two artifacts. What if they are taken away by the demon sect?
"The master of Yuzhuo Peak, together with all his disciples, came to Mount Shu to pay homage to the mountain. I hope you will give us your advice!"
After throwing everything to Xiaogu, Qingxu has already started to live in old age and retirement. When he is free, he goes to the college as a guest teacher, and spends the rest of the time in retreat. After he was cured last time, he doesn’t know why. Now The speed of practice even returned to the state of youth.
The old Taoist Qingxu stroked his beard, and said doubtfully: "My Shu Mountain has already announced the closure of the mountain, and this Yuzhuo Peak is also a well-known and decent family. What are you doing in my Shu Mountain at this time? Is there something important happening in the world?"
When the master Wen was welcomed into the main hall, the master Wen, who had already known it well, sneered in his heart. Shushan was really going to be ruined. There were two or three kittens, except for one master who couldn't see through it. The strength of Zhuofeng's ordinary disciples.
After finishing the first part, the old Taoist Qingxu stroked his beard, and asked with a smile, "I don't know why Master Wen has come all the way to Mount Shu?"
Head Wen picked up the teacup, took a sip, and spat it back in disgust: "Hahaha, I don't dare to take expensive words, but when I was practicing in retreat in the sect, I thought about the common people and the safety of the world, and suddenly remembered that your strength in Shushan is withered. The strength of the sect is not as good as before, if the Demon Cult suddenly attacked at this time, it would be extremely dangerous!"
Qingxu nodded in agreement: "Sect Master Wen's words are very true. After thinking about it for a long time, I simply started to close the mountain, and the mountain protection formation has been kept open."
"And my Shushan warehouse has been ransacked by the Seven Killers. I believe that the Demon Sect will not pay a high price to break open our sect's formation, lose troops and generals, and then get nothing."
Head Wen put away his smiling face and said: "Daoist Qingxu's words are far from enough, don't you still have two artifacts in Shushan? If the artifact is taken away by the Demon Sect again, when the time comes, people will be destroyed, and the magic will rise and Dao will disappear, and your Shushan will be the world." sinner."
Qingxu took a deep look at the old man, and said with a smile: "Oh, what is the opinion of Master Wen?"
Head Wen bowed his hand: "Hahaha, I don't dare to be wise. I think that I, Yuzhuo Peak, can be regarded as a great practice school. I still have the strength to keep a divine weapon. For the sake of the peace of the world and the well-being of the common people, I feel pure and empty." You should take out an artifact and let me, Yuzhuo Peak, keep it."
"Of course, if Daoist Qingxu handed over both artifacts, for the sake of the long-term prosperity of the righteous way, even if I am smashed to pieces, I am obliged to do so!"
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