Chivalrous Song Dynasty
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Zhong Shidao didn't know what to say, but Sun An walked in with seven or eight people, tall, short, fat and thin.
Under the light of the torches, everyone looked at the face of the visitor, wanting to see what this expert named Sun An looked like, let alone the wild words, only said that his laughter was full of Internal strength, warriors with a little knowledge dare not underestimate it.
I saw that Sun An, who was the leader and spoke, was nine feet long, with a waist of eight girths, and was wearing only a sleeveless mandarin jacket on his upper body. strength.
Although he was laughing, there was no smile on Huang Chengcheng's face. There were two sheathless iron swords pinned to his waist, which were two inches wider and two feet longer than ordinary green steel swords, and they were five feet in length. long.
He walked forward in a big way, without looking at the martial arts heroes on the left and right at all, walked through the outer second seats as if there was no one else around, walked directly to the front of the martial arts stage, and bowed his hands at the way of the teacher, which was considered to have seen the ceremony.
Looking up and seeing an empty seat on the stage, without waiting for Shidao Zhong to say anything, he laughed and said, "Look, you have reserved a seat for me here, I'm really sorry."
After saying this, without waiting for Master Zhong to say anything, he strode up to the high platform. As soon as he got on the stage, the wooden pillars and frames under the stage creaked, and there was a tendency to crush the wooden platform. After getting on the stage, he turned his head to look at the people accompanying him, waved his hands and said, "Brothers, just find a place to sit nearby."
After he finished speaking, he sat down, as if he was specially invited for the banquet here, not to mention being polite, he stretched out his hand and tore off a large piece of lamb from the whole roasted lamb in front of him, chewed it in his mouth, and ate it While nodding, "Yeah! This lamb is roasted well! It's delicious, delicious!"
The few people in the audience did not wait for Shangguan Jiannan to arrange, they really looked for seats nearby, and filled up the vacant tables among the eighteen tables in an instant, even Han Shizhong's table was occupied by one person, but even so, there were still more seats There is no place for two people to sit.
It stands to reason that these two people can only go to the second seat to find a seat, but these two are not. A medium-sized fat man stared at Liang Hongyu and said, "Can women also sit in such a good seat? Could it be the old-fashioned Mr. Xinna?" My concubine? If not, how about letting the Sa family do it?"
After hearing this, everyone immediately became angry. This is too disrespectful to the master. Even if you, Sun An, have deep internal skills, no matter how deep you are, you can't compare to Lu Junyi, right?Could it be that he has eaten the heart of a bear and swallowed the guts of a leopard, and dare to speak nonsense here?
People can think more, even if your martial arts are high, so what?If you offend Mr. Zhong, you can kill you by calling a bunch of men and horses to rush up. How dare seven or eight of you make a fuss here?
They didn't know that Sun An came here just to disrupt the situation, and the routine he played came from Li Ruolan's face-to-face instruction.
If Zhong Shidao calls for soldiers to deal with them, he can immediately claim that the martial arts post distributed by Zhong Shidao is a hoax, called resisting Xixia, but in fact it is annexing martial arts sects and harming martial arts fellows.
Chapter 575
It is said that the Chinese people in ancient times have always had a tradition that women do not sit at the table when eating.
At home, men and sons can eat at the same table, while women and daughters have to open another table to show the difference in status, especially when there are guests at home. Do it, once the neighbors in the neighborhood know about it, they will definitely poke the man's back in the back - no tutor.
In public occasions, such as when men go to tea houses, restaurants and restaurants for entertainment together, they should not bring their wives and concubines with them. Even if they bring them, they cannot drink at the same table. This is called the rule.
Therefore, it is not all unreasonable for this medium-sized fat man to question Liang Hongyu's sitting in a good position. The implication is that even if this woman is really the concubine of Zhong Shi Daoxinna, she should not sit in such a prominent position.
Even so, people also understand that this fat man is picking bones in the egg and looking for trouble for nothing, because the gatherings of martial arts people are completely different from the lives of ordinary people's families, and the rules of ordinary people's homes are naturally not suitable for martial arts, and Liang Hongyu is also a martial artist. people.
So everyone retorted, condemning the fat man's rudeness. It is natural that the master arranged for the woman to sit here, and since the master arranged it like this, there must be a reason for the master. You, an uninvited guest who bumped in halfway, have no right to question the master. s arrangement?
Zhong Shidao was naturally furious, but he did not immediately reprimand, but chose to be patient for the time being. There are three reasons why he chose to be patient.
One is to prevent Sun An and others from making use of the topic, saying that his motivation for holding a martial arts party is not pure;
The second is because this fat man is just a follower of Sun An, and he is not worthy of his personal reprimand;
The third reason is that because this group of people has already committed public anger, there are countless martial arts tycoons in the audience to fight for him, so there is no need for him to speak up.
A Babao disciple of the Beggar Gang just happened to shout, "The seats next to the Martial Arts Arena are reserved for first-rate masters in the martial arts world. What kind of abilities do you motley crew have, and you deserve to come here to fight for it?"
The reprimand of the eight-pouch disciples spoke out the hearts of the group, and immediately attracted applause and support.
However, the big black man who couldn't find a seat next to the fat man was not afraid, and shouted: "A first-class expert? You can only be called a first-class expert if you can beat me, Shan Shiqi. Who is not convinced? You can come and fight me first!"
Everyone was paying attention to Sun An before, but they didn't pay attention to this big black man. At this time, they looked carefully, and saw that this self-proclaimed Shan Shiqi was eight feet tall, with big arms and a round waist. He picked up a thick iron rod, which seemed to weigh no more than forty or fifty catties, and immediately understood that this was also a difficult character to get along with.
Of course Bai Sheng knew who Shan Shiqi was. He was able to fight Lin Chong for fifty rounds in the Water Margin. three.
He just feels happy about Shan Shiqi's name, why is his surname Shan not Ha?Shouldn't it be called Husky?
When he thought of Huskies, he laughed out loud, and when he caught up with the solemnity of the surrounding people, the laughter seemed particularly abrupt. Shan Shiqi suddenly looked down and said angrily: "What's so funny? The Sa family just said you, are you Is it a first-class expert? If so, let’s make two moves with the Sa family first.”
Bai Sheng didn't expect that his own laughter would cause trouble, so he sighed helplessly and stood up.
As soon as he stood up, everyone only thought that he was going to attack Shan Shiqi, and those who liked to watch the excitement couldn't help but burst into excitement, there was a good show to watch!
There are even some who were originally dissatisfied with Shangguan Jiannan's arrangement of the masked man as the chairman, but now they are all happy to see the result.
However, Bai Sheng did not confront Maimang with Shan Shiqi. Instead, he casually pointed at Shangguan Jiannan and said to Shan Shiqi: "This seat was arranged by him. If you are not satisfied, you can go find it." He, I don't think there is anything superior to sitting here, this table is for you."
This sentence was beyond everyone's expectation, and everyone thought in their hearts: Why is this masked man so cowardly?People give up their seats as soon as they are frightened.
Bai Sheng didn't care what others thought, and just said to Liang Hongyu: "Why don't you come with me to sit in the shed to the south, there's a lot of noise next to the martial arts stage, and it doesn't disturb the mood of drinking."
Liang Hongyu readily agreed, stood up, and gave her table to the fat man.
She didn't want to be roasted by so many eyeballs in this conspicuous place for a long time, but she just didn't want to lose face to Shangguan Jiannan, so she accepted the latter's arrangement as a last resort. Of course, he is even more unwilling to stay in the center of this vortex and suffer from the disaster.
The fat man immediately laughed, and said to everyone: "I'll just say, there are always some fakes here, as expected."
After finishing speaking, he and Shan Shiqi walked to the back of the table that Bai Liang and the other two gave up, exchanged a triumphant look, and proudly glanced around at the group of heroes in the field, meaning look, we brothers don't need to do anything The chairman can sit down, and if you are not convinced, come up and try.
After scanning, the two laughed at the same time, and sat down together. The movement of sitting down was extremely majestic. If you use an idiom to describe it, it is a big horse golden knife.
The high-spirited appearance of these two people immediately aroused the indignation of the surrounding group of heroes. Some people already wanted to stand up and challenge these two people, but because of Zhong Shi's way of teaching, he did not express his position, and Sun An's internal strength was extremely deep. So they are all doing their last patience.
In patience and anger, the people watched the two sit down vigorously, and at the moment their buttocks touched the seat, a sudden change occurred.
There were only two soft "puff puffs", and the chairs under the two people's buttocks suddenly turned into crumbs.
It was crumbs, not falling apart, and both chairs were reduced to crumbs.
The two of them seemed unprepared, Shan Shiqi fell straight on his back, his heavy body was dropped by the iron rod weighing forty to fifty kilograms, and hit the ground together, this one fell on his back hard enough , People nearby can feel the ground under their feet tremble slightly.
At the same time that Shan Shiqi fell, there was another "poof", which was much louder than the previous two sounds, and it sounded like someone farted loudly.
The fact is indeed the case, the middle-sized fat man let out a loud fart, but the loud fart was released by his internal force, and he collapsed on the ground as a support, unexpectedly squatted out of a not-so-standard horse stance, and then took The pile stopped, but this station also stood in a very embarrassing situation.
This scene was unimaginable. After everyone was astonished, they burst into loud laughter immediately, and some people were joking, "Is it a joke? It's really good to show kung fu and break chairs, but you can't be smashed into a bastard, right?"
Originally, the two people's skill in breaking the chair was amazing. When the chair shattered, the reason why there was a "pop" instead of a "click, click" sound was that the chair was shattered by a strong internal force, not a crack. Created with pure physical strength.Among the group of heroes, there are not many who think they can do it.
But Shan Shiqi's upturned eight-fork ignited the laughter of the audience. Isn't it so obvious to show kung fu?
Chapter 576
Fatty and Shan Shiqi under Tian Hu's subordinates sat on broken seats. Among the audience, only Shangguan Jiannan knew some of the reasons, but he also fell into a state of bewilderment.
It is true that the chair the masked man was sitting on was destroyed by his own internal force, but why did the masked man sit on it as if nothing had happened?
But if the chair was very strong, and I never destroyed it, why did Shan Shiqi shatter when he sat on it?
Besides, what he couldn't figure out was why Liang Hongyu's chair was also broken?And it was even more broken than the masked man's chair. Just by looking at the sawdust, it could be seen that the two chairs suffered from significantly different damage forces.
The sawdust formed by the chair that Shan Shiqi sat on was long, short, thick and thin. He knew it was because his iron palm skill had not yet been practiced to the fullest, but the sawdust formed by the chair that was smashed by the fat man The size is exactly the same, as if they were cut out with a ruler. Who did this?
Before the fat man took his seat, he didn't see anyone touch that chair except Liang Hongyu who used to sit on that chair.
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