Chivalrous Song Dynasty

While talking, he looked at the four men and women masked in black scarves, and felt that each of them had a refined temperament, and at first glance they looked like people from a big place.

Bai Sheng pretended not to know, and asked casually, "What is this place?"

Sun Erniang said: "Is this the first time for the guest officer to travel far away? No wonder he doesn't know the way. This is the southern boundary of Mengzhou Road, called Shizipo."

Bai Sheng led the three girls into the hotel, sat around a table, looked at Erniang Sun with a smile and said, "That's right, I haven't left home since I was a child, and I haven't seen the world."

Sun Erniang said: "What do you want to eat, officer? Feel free to order."

Bai Shengdao: "We only eat dry food brought by ourselves, I'm afraid the food in your restaurant may not suit your taste."

Immediately, she ordered Lolita to fetch water from the stream outside, and ordered Hu Sanniang to untie her bag, and took out some pancakes, dried meat, pickles, etc. to distribute to everyone.

Although Hu Sanniang and the others couldn't figure out why Bai Sheng made such an arrangement, they always followed Bai Sheng's lead and just followed suit.

Sun Erniang frowned at the side, and said: "The guest officer has traveled all the way, and he has to eat something hot and drink something warm to be comfortable. If he only eats this new food, won't it ruin the temple of the five internal organs?"

Bai Shengyi waved his hand and said, "It's okay, we children from a poor family have this habit."

Sun Erniang became more and more suspicious, just looking at the outfits of the three men and women, she knew that they were definitely not the ones with little money in their pockets.

The problem is that these four people are all armed with weapons, they are obviously Lianjiazi, and they don't know which path they are on. The outcome of reckless use of force is uncertain, and the best way is to outsmart them.

Her so-called outsmarting is nothing more than pouring sweat medicine into wine and soup, but the problem is that people don't drink or eat food in her restaurant, how should this sweat medicine be used?

Turning his eyes, thinking about it, his face darkened and he said: "Guest officer, although the small shop has never deceived customers, it is still a small business with small profits. If you come to my house and don't buy anything, can't you just serve you for nothing? "

Bai Sheng had expected that Erniang Sun would not be kind, but wanted to tease her, so he nodded repeatedly and said, "What the proprietress said is that our brothers and sisters will not use your desk and chair for nothing."

While talking, she signaled Hu Sanniang to pay, and Hu Sanniang understood, and took out two large gold ingots from the bundle and put them on the table.

Sun Erniang only saw her eyes pop out, and said to God, this is a big fortune!

She expected this group of people to be rich, but she didn't expect to be so rich.

Bai Sheng grabbed two ingots of gold, weighed them, and stuffed them into Erniang Sun's chubby hands, "Do you think these are enough? There are more."

"Enough is enough! You don't need so much." Erniang Sun smiled with joy, and said to herself that the money you bring belongs to the old lady, and even the flesh on your body belongs to the old lady, so there is no need to startle the snake at this time.

She turned around happily and walked back to the back kitchen, and whispered to the two guys who were busy cutting meat and minced stuffing: "Little two and three, don't be too busy, there is a big business coming! You will overwhelm them later, you The two went out to carry people after I greeted them."

After hearing these words, the two guys were a little sad.Xiaoer said: "How many more came? There is still one in the cellar that hasn't had time to slaughter."

Erniang Sun scowled, "It's against the two of you, isn't it? My old lady gave you a lot of money! Besides, there are three women this time. Although their faces are covered, they are all handsome. If you make my old lady happy, I will reward each of you with one."

Xiao San's eyes lit up when he heard this, and said, "Then there is another one? Is it for the boss?"

Sun Erniang said: "Bah! The one who kills a thousand knives can't even feed his old lady enough. If you add another woman to him, won't you squeeze him dry?"

Her master and servant were discussing in the back kitchen, but she didn't know that Bai Sheng had already heard it clearly in the front room.

After explaining, Sun Erniang ordered Xiaoer to cut a freshly cooked human leg, put it on a plate, and brought out a basket of human steamed buns.

"Guest officer, please try the special dishes and rice from the small shop. This is a gift from me. You don't need to pay the bill. If you eat well, just keep ordering. Today is a small shop treat."

The man's thighs were boiled with star anise, cinnamon, tangerine peel and other things, exuding a strange aroma, which immediately attracted Hu Sanniang and the other three girls to move their index fingers, and all looked at the food in Sun Erniang's hands.

Even Bai Sheng nodded secretly. It was the first time he saw cooked food with human flesh in his two lifetimes before and after time travel, and he felt that the smell of human flesh was indeed more fragrant than pork.

Sun Erniang put the plate and the drawer on the table, and took off the lid of the drawer, revealing more than a dozen white buns.Said: "This is the fat beef cooked by the shop itself. The secret recipe passed down from the ancestors. It is the only one in the world. The guest officer has a taste."

Hu Sanniang, Lolida, and Shui Ningzhu were all salivated by the smell of the human flesh, and all their eyes were on Bai Sheng, and they were about to start eating when Bai Sheng nodded.

However, they were surprised to see Bai Sheng took a steamed bun from the cage drawer and broke it into two pieces. They couldn't help wondering: Didn't Bai Sheng never eat meat?Why did he break the meat bun?

Bai Sheng inspected the steamed bun through the black scarf for a while, then suddenly picked up a chopstick on the table and picked out a hair from the meat stuffing.

Bai Sheng moved the chopsticks in front of Erniang Sun's face and asked, "Miss Boss, what is this?"

Sun Erniang knew that this was body hair from the urination area of ​​the human body, and she couldn't help secretly blaming the two guys for their sloppy work, and forced herself to laugh: "Isn't this cow hair? It's okay, just pick it out and throw it away. At worst, you don't want to eat this steamed bun." .”

Bai Sheng laughed and said, "Is this cow hair? Why do I look like human hair? And it's human hair from that place." While speaking, he pointed to Erniang Sun's belly with his other hand.

When he said this, Hu Sanniang and the other three women suddenly realized, no wonder they looked so familiar, it turned out to be Mao from that place!

The three of them are unmarried virgins, so of course they don't know whether this hair belongs to a man or a woman, but if they think it belongs to Erniang Sun, they can't help but lose their appetite, it's too unhygienic!

Chapter 380 The villain still needs the villain to grind

It was no accident that Bai Sheng was able to find this hair, because he was familiar with the original "Water Margin" and knew that Wu Song did the same thing when he came to Shizipo.

Of course, if he couldn't find any hair in this meat bun, he would continue to break apart the second and third until he found it.

At this time, he pointed at the embarrassing part of Sun Erniang's red dress, and Sun Erniang's face changed, and she said to herself that you, a thug, actually wanted to molest my old lady, and I will see how my old lady will deal with you later.

It's just that before the four of them were brought down, they had to continue to circle around, so they smiled again and said: "The guest officer is joking, I have never rolled naked in the meat, how could this hair be mine? Maybe it is A cowherd boy rides on the back of a bull"

Speaking of this, I suddenly remembered that shepherd boys usually don't have any hair yet, and they shut up when they knew they made a slip of the tongue.

Hu Sanniang and the other three daughters were not from the past, but they felt that what the proprietress said made sense, but Bai Sheng knew it well, so he followed Sun Erniang's nonsense and said: "This shepherd boy is very mature, he grew up eating your beef. Is it?"

Sun Erniang was tongue-tied, she just felt that it was extremely difficult to talk to this young man who was covering his face, could he still have a pleasant chat?Immediately turned around and walked back to the back kitchen, said: "Guest officer, you eat first, I will give you some good wine."

Bai Sheng knew that she was going to apply perspiration medicine, so he didn't pierce it, but just whispered something in Hu Sanniang's ear, and Hu Sanniang whispered it to Lolita, who then passed it to Shui Ningzhu.

After a while, Erniang Sun came out with a bucket of wine, which was thicker than her waist, and each of them scooped up a bowl for Bai Sheng and said, "This is the best wine in Mengzhou, the guest officer will know if you taste it. Yes, you will regret if you miss it.”

Bai Shengdao: "If you eat meat but don't eat garlic, the taste will be reduced by half. The proprietress will smash some garlic paste for me. Let's drink it first, and then eat beef when the garlic paste comes."

Sun Erniang didn't suspect him, so she went there with a smile. When she raised the back curtain, she peeped and saw that the four of them had already picked up the wine bowls. After putting down the curtain, she only heard Bai Sheng praised: "It's really good wine!" just fine.

As long as you drink it, you won't be afraid of falling down!

How could she go to mash some garlic? She only took a turn from the back kitchen and returned to the front room. As expected, all four of them were lying on the table. Old lady's footwashing water!"

Walking in front of Bai Sheng, he said to himself: "First touch the acupoints and then wake you up, so that you can see how powerful I am!"

After finishing speaking, he stretched out two chubby fingers and poked at Bai Shengshu's acupuncture points, then turned around and shouted inside: "Little two and three, bring water and pour it on the old lady to wake up this killer. The faces of his three women cut him alive."

The little two and the little three came out with a bucket of water, put down the bucket, and one of them grabbed Bai Sheng's two arms, and the other grabbed Bai Sheng's two ankles, and they were about to move them to the table beside them.

It's just that he couldn't lift it after this lift, and when he tried harder, he still couldn't lift it up. Xiao Er, who was holding his ankle, stood up slumped, and said, "Why is this person so heavy? Can't lift it!"

Sun Erniang was furious immediately, and said: "You two are really living and going back, this man is as thin as a monkey, why can't he lift it up? I asked you to practice some martial arts earlier to build up your strength, but you refused. It's really useless s things."

As she spoke, she walked over and pushed Xiao Er and Xiao San aside, and took off her green gauze shirt, revealing two plump white arms. Although it was cold in spring, she had martial arts and was obese, so she was wearing summer clothes clothes.

"Look at my mother!" I hugged the man in my arms, but felt that there was a hard object in the cloth bag on the man's back, and I said yes, it turned out that this thing was struggling.