Chivalrous Song Dynasty
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Bai Sheng was secretly amused, and decided to play tricks on Xiao Feng, so he pretended to be surprised and said: "I already told you."
Xiao Feng paused and said, "When did you tell me? Why didn't I know?"
Bai Sheng sighed suddenly, and said, "What I told you just now was just pretending."
"You're here again! You mean to entertain my little brother, right? I'm ignoring you." Xiao Feng paused, turned his back to look at the three teachings and nine schools who were still protesting fiercely in front of him.
I only heard a lot of discussion in the crowd, someone was already suggesting to leave the city through the east gate, but I heard everyone laughing, saying that all four gates will be closed tonight.Someone whispered that unless you find a section of no-man's land between the two city gates, climb up the city wall, and then jump off the city wall.However, he was immediately rejected by others, jumping from a city wall more than two feet high, who has such light skills?If the rope is found, it's almost the same, the question is where to find the rope in the middle of the night?
Bai Sheng slowly walked to Xiao Feng's side and stood down, looked at the group of people at the gate of the city side by side with him, and said indifferently: "My dear brother, this is your fault, have you asked me the specific details of my pretense?"
Xiao Feng looked at Bai Sheng from the side, felt that what he said was true, and asked: "Then tell me, how should this dude pretend?"
The old god Bai Sheng said on the ground: "I can tell you responsibly that the officers and soldiers at the gate are all fake. Don't ask me how I know, now you know what to do?"
Xiao Feng's eyes suddenly lit up, "Really?"
Bai Sheng said nothing, instead of his affirmation.
Xiao Feng thought for a while, and seemed to understand what Bai Sheng meant, but after all he couldn't be sure, so he had to ask again: "Then what do you think I should do?"
Bai Sheng sighed: "Think about it, since these officers and soldiers are all fake, they must not know the real details of the Yamen. Then can we also pretend to be relatives of the county magistrate? Whoever stipulates that they can only pretend to be officials. Are you in the army? Let’s pretend to be relatives of the county magistrate and force them to go out, what will they do?”
Xiao Feng was pleasantly surprised: "They must not dare to stop! And they can only let us pass, but others are not allowed to go out."
Bai Sheng nodded and said: "That's it, but we have to prepare for the worst, that is, if we are found out by them, we will inevitably use force. Once force is used, I will die, and I will be killed by them." Beat me to death, because I don't know a little bit of martial arts, you know that, so I let you pretend."
Xiao Feng looked at Bai Sheng sideways for a while, then shook his head and said, "No, first of all I'm not sure if what you said is true, and secondly even if what you said is true, I have no way to pretend to be coercive, and I'm not If you know martial arts, how can you beat these people?"
Bai Shengxin said, just pretend for me, you don't know martial arts?Your footsteps are so light that they almost catch up with the times. Is that martial arts?At least it is also a high-level light work, right?But he didn't bother to expose it, so he said: "Forget it, since you don't want to pretend to be such a coward, then I'll go back to the inn."
Xiao Feng hastily grabbed Bai Sheng's hand again, "Don't! You said you have a way to get out of the city, let's think of another way."
Bai Sheng was displeased, and said in his heart that you don't dare to pretend to be aggressive, but you are very good at pretending to be stupid. Even if you don't want to make a move, don't you still have men?Thinking of this, he turned his head and looked at Yang Shuai who was standing behind Xiao Feng, that Yang Shuai seemed indifferent to what happened at the gate of the city, and was not interested in the conversation between him and Xiao Feng, so he just stood there with his head bowed, no matter how he looked at it, he was indifferent. An honest servant.As soon as the temper came up, he said: "Where is there any other way? Whoever dares to pretend will gain the advantage. If I find someone else to use this method, why do you follow me out of the city?"
Seeing that Bai Sheng was not happy, Xiao Feng immediately made a concession, and said softly: "Okay, little brother will fight for you!" He turned his head and whispered to Yang Shuan: "Let's go, you have to protect big brother Bai!"
Hearing this, Bai Sheng was both angry and funny, what did he mean by fighting for me?It's as if you were planning to go out for a walk out of town.
But at this moment, he didn't bother to argue with Xiao Feng, he strode forward and squeezed into the crowd: "Get out of the way! Let me get out of the way! What are you guys doing here in the middle of the night, rushing to have a funeral?"
Hearing his tough tone, those figures from the three religions and nine ranks of martial arts, and claiming to be high-ranking officials, are at least at the level of a local tyrant. The so-called strong dragon does not overwhelm the top snakes. For the enemy?Can't do it, right?
Quickly dodged a passage, and at the same time raised lanterns and torches to shine in the middle of the passage, wanting to see what kind of extraordinary person came, but saw a handsome young man in red and green striped clothes with his head held high, followed closely behind A handsome scholar and a sturdy servant, everyone was a little confused, what kind of clothes are these?Haven't seen it before, foreigners?Neither!
Amidst everyone's doubts, Bai Sheng and the three had already walked between the two camps.
"Stop! What are you doing? Go one step further and kill me!"
It was Ruan Xiaowu who stopped him.Due to the huge disparity in the number of people in the two camps, it is natural that the people blocked inside the city gates carried more lanterns. Therefore, Ruan Xiaowu looked at the people coming from the backlight, and could only see a blurred face, but could not recognize it. Bai Shenglai.
Bai Sheng's footsteps did not stop, and he continued to stride forward, cursing loudly as he walked: "You are blind! This high official is the sister-in-law of the magistrate of this county! Now I have something to go out of the city, you infantry battalions If you don’t open the door quickly, don’t you really want to live?”
He dared to swear like this, the bet was that even if Ruan Xiaowu recognized him, he wouldn't dare to say it, everyone was fake, who was afraid of whom?As long as Ruan Xiaowu dares to report my identity as Bai Sheng, then you and Wu Xuejiao will also reveal their true colors, which will also lead to incontinence at the city gate.
All the heroes behind him suddenly realized that it turned out to be the magistrate's brother-in-law, no wonder he was so stubborn, this identity can indeed be used in Wei County, because the magistrate is the largest in the entire county, and all horses and infantry are headed, and they are all military officers under the magistrate's subordinates.
Ruan Xiaowu was furious when he heard the words, but he didn't dare to scold back without authorization. He quickly turned his head and looked at Wu Yong who was beside him. As expected, Wu Yong waved the feather fan in his hand, walked forward, and put his hand on the handle of the fan as a salute, but what he said was The needle hidden in the cotton is soft but hard: "This high-ranking official is humane and calm down. The young one is just following the order of the magistrate. No one is allowed to leave the city tonight. Only when the magistrate comes in person can he open the door."
"Fart!" Bai Sheng raised his hand and slapped it across the face. He used the "Meteor Chasing the Moon" move in the Meteor Fist, but he didn't use this move completely, but only used the first move. I was worried that if I used it too much, it would be seen that he knew martial arts.
But even so, his slap was extremely fast, as fast as lightning, only hearing the sound of "pa", Wu Yong was already spurting blood from his mouth and backed away again and again.
Bai Sheng was taken aback, he didn't expect Wu Yong's martial arts to be so bad, but at the moment he couldn't care less about experiencing the thrill of victory, and it was proper to continue to pretend, "Even my brother-in-law wouldn't dare to stop me here! What are you? Something? Open the door!"
Since he chose to pretend to be coercive himself, he had to pretend to be coercive to the extreme, and let Xiao Feng understand that this is called coercion.
Chapter 46 Ruan Xiaowu in a daze
Wu Yong was stunned.
He is indeed good at martial arts, but he has never really fought with anyone, so no one knows how high his martial arts is, not even his friends Chao Gai and Ruan Sanxiong.
In this era of "everything is inferior, only reading is high", no one will offend a teacher, and of course no one will challenge and discuss with him. In the eyes of Chao Gai and others, Wu Yong is worthy Dear gardeners, they are the future of their children.
What's more, Wu Yong's mind is flexible, and he can always come up with some wonderful ideas and open up a lot of money for everyone.
How could someone fight against such a person?
But tonight, Mr. Wu, a respected teacher and model, had a few teeth knocked out, and blood spurted out of his mouth.Not only Ruan Xiaowu couldn't think of it, but Wu Yong himself didn't think of it.
One reason why Wu Yong was confused was that he didn't expect the county magistrate's brother-in-law to slap him as soon as he said it, and the other reason was that he didn't expect the young man's slap to be so fast.It was simply caught off guard.
After being beaten, but unable to fight back, this is a rather aggrieved feeling, unless you don't plan to ask for the ancient magic weapon that is about to be unearthed on the North Slope, but what is the purpose of everyone's hard work for so many days? ?You can't give up all your previous efforts just because you got this slap in the face, right?
So Wu Yong had already made a decision in the first time, knocked out his teeth and swallowed it in his stomach!A little intolerance will lead to chaos and big plans. When it is time to pretend to be a grandson, you must pretend to be a grandson.
After thinking about the countermeasures, he went to see Ruan Xiaowu, and he had to convey this attitude to Ruan Xiaowu as soon as possible.He knew that Ruan Xiaowu was fiery, although he was a little more stable than Ruan Xiaoqi, but he was also a master who refused to suffer. What he was most afraid of now was that Ruan Xiaowu would not be able to hold fire, and would fight with someone who came. If Ruan Xiaowu really made a move, no matter whether Ruan Xiaowu wins or loses, the city gate can no longer be sealed.
His guess was right. Ruan Xiaowu, who appeared in his field of vision, was already furious, but the words that came out of his mouth surprised him, and his heart turned cold.
What was Ruan Xiaowu scolding?What he scolded was "Bai Sheng, you bastard! Others don't recognize you, how could I, Ruan Xiaowu, not recognize you? I owe you a debt to me and dare to run away. I will kill you today!"
Bai Sheng?Wu Yong immediately froze, could it be a day rat from Anle Village?I know this person!But how is this possible?
He covered his face and looked sideways slightly, shifting the direction of the backlight to look at the person carefully, but who is it not Bai Sheng?When he recognized Bai Sheng, he also understood the real situation in front of him, and at the same time his heart was completely cold, and he cried bitterly: "Little Wu, Xiao Wu, why are you calling Bai Sheng's name?" , it was too late, because Ruan Xiaowu had already exposed himself.
Same as Wu Yong, at the same time as Bai Sheng slapped that slap, due to the change of body angle, the light from the lantern illuminated half of Bai Sheng's face.So Ruan Xiaowu immediately recognized the young man in different clothes in front of him, and he was furious.
He thought that in this strange county, he could accept insults from anyone, but he could only be insulted by Bai Sheng.
What is Bai Sheng?A slacker, a hooligan, a liar and a gambler in Anle Village!This person wants literature but no literature, martial arts or martial arts, and he still owes himself more than 100 taels of silver. He only hates that he didn't beat this guy to death, but he fled to Wei County to bluff and deceive him, and he actually deceived the creditor!
How can you tolerate this guy being so rampant?At this moment, Ruan Xiaowu was already dizzy with anger, and immediately decided to kill Bai Sheng on the spot, but after all, this is a place where everyone is watching, and there must be a reason for killing people, right?
So he pointed the crocodile chisel in his right hand, pointed at Bai Sheng and said, "Everyone, watch out! This person is not the sister-in-law of the county magistrate at all, but a rascal from Anle Village, Yuncheng County, called Bai Sheng! This rascal last month I even gambled with Lao Tzu in Liujia Village, Yuncheng, and lost 100 taels of silver to Lao Tzu, but still ran away. Today, Lao Tzu wants to kill this guy, but he didn't kill for no reason, so please be a witness to me!"
Hearing Ruan Xiaowu's solemn declaration, Wu Yong couldn't help feeling ashamed, knowing that this strategy had failed, but Bai Sheng was overjoyed, and laughed loudly; "Ruan Xiaowu, Ruan Xiaowu, you are such a fool! You idiot, you said you gambled with me in Yuncheng County last month, could it be that the garrison in Wei County is usually stationed in Yuncheng County?"
After saying this, Bai Sheng turned to the group of heroes who were blocked: "Do you see clearly? This man is Ruan Xiaowu, a fisherman from Shijie Village, Yuncheng County, and he even went to Wei County Came to pretend to be the head of the capital, do you believe it?" Pointing to Ruan Xiaowu's feet, he continued: "Take a look at what he is wearing?"
Everyone's eyes followed Bai Sheng's fingers, and they saw Ruan Xiaowu wearing a pair of straw sandals, and immediately believed in Bai Sheng's statement.How can the infantry have no reason not to wear combat boots and straw sandals?
Seeing this, Wu Yong complained even more, and said to himself, Xiao Wu, Xiao Wu, I have prepared combat boots for you and you must wear them, are you stupid now?It's over, it's useless to say anything now!
He also knew that Ruan Xiaowu couldn't be blamed for this, because Ruan Xiaowu had been fishing in the water all year round and suffered from athlete's foot and athlete's foot. He was usually barefoot or only wore straw sandals. He couldn't wear shoes like combat boots, otherwise his athlete's foot would attack. When I got up, I responded to the idiom of "scratching the itching".
The group of heroes who were blocked at the door was already in an uproar, talking about the incident in the field.
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