Big Monster

Because of Francis' death, Wade felt terrible today, he wanted to hit hard, no, maybe he wanted to hit ten shots today?

only……

Falk! ! !

Can the current problem be solved by masturbation?

Deadpool can't wait to take his own weapon and give that salty fish with a problematic head a happy Christmas.

By the way, stuff his pig's head into the big fat ass!

Shet!Who told you to kill Francis?

You mentally retarded, you deserve to be a lifetime of trash!Singles!

Sooner or later, you will be locked in a small black room by readers and trained to be an rbq who can only code words!

In the room, the blind old lady who heard Deadpool throwing the book - Orthea shook her head helplessly.

She met Deadpool a year ago, and then the two wastes abandoned by society lived together like this.

She is very clear about Wade's feelings now, but she believes that social scum like Wade will never be knocked down by these difficulties.

Sure enough, after waiting for less than 5 minutes, Wade came out of the room and sat down next to Althea. She sighed:

"Is it better, kid?"

Wade shook his head, and he said in a depressed mood: "No, I still feel bad now."

Sensing the disappointment of the other party, the blind old lady asked, "What's wrong?"

But what she never expected was that Wade, the pervert, said to herself pitifully, "I can't get it out."

With a frown, Orthea said with a more nasal voice: "Huh?"

Deadpool had a mean smile on his face: "If possible..."

But unfortunately, before Deadpool finished speaking, the old lady took out a pistol: "Go away! Believe it or not, I will shoot your balls!"

Ok……

As it turns out, Deadpool is anything but an ugly...

Anyway, he's a pervert (no one threatens me, really no one threatens me, s: crazy blink)

Time passed by every minute and every second, relying on his strong recovery ability, he stayed in the promotion city, no, it was the palm left for Colossus, and it gradually grew back.

Looking at the baby-like palm, Deadpool suddenly had a feeling.

After all, strictly speaking, this palm is new and unused. I believe it will definitely make him feel... copper smelting, no, it is an extraordinary feeling.

On the other hand, Althea was still chattering and preaching, such as love can make people blind, and in the eyes of two people who really love each other, appearance is not important.

Deadpool rolled his eyes, and he said, do you think Ryan Reynolds (played by Deadpool) can achieve what he is now because of his acting skills?

No, because his ex-wife is Hollywood superstar Scarlett.

Well, I have to say that it’s a sad story about strong women and weak men. Do you want to chat with Black Widow and make the Hulk greener by the way?

No, why do you feel that you have also turned green?

Deadpool clutched his chest, for some reason, he felt as if he had been stabbed.

Then the question is coming,

There is nothing to repay, only a promise with your body.

What is the difference between being an ox and a horse in the next life?

The difference is that the former has a high appearance and the latter has a low appearance.

Assuming that Deadpool lets Hugh Jackman play the role, can the cumulative box office of the two films exceed one billion U.S. dollars?

No, there is no need for a second film at all, the first one can exceed a billion dollars.

Don't ask why he knows, you can try it if you don't believe me.

Picking up the lubricating oil that was still on the ground, Deadpool happily returned to his room amidst the contemptuous expression of the blind old lady.

You must know that cutting off your hand is very painful, and Deadpool doesn't want to waste this opportunity to smelt copper.

Well, it shouldn't be illegal to play by yourself, right?

Just looking at the palms covered in lubricating oil, and the unicorn next to him, Deadpool who has been lying down obediently, for some reason, it became dull again.

Especially thinking about the second half of my life, I will be with my left and right companions soon.

Deadpool's eyes were even more angry and frightened.

He felt that he had to do something, whether it was for himself or for his sexy little wife.

Ten minutes later, Deadpool jumped out of bed.

He ran out excitedly, looking at the blind old woman sitting on the sofa watching TV, Wade let out a happy laugh: "Althea, I'm fine, I feel like I'm alive."

The blind old lady hesitated for a moment, then asked in confusion, "So? You finally ejaculated?"

Deadpool shook his head, and he, who was reborn, said solemnly: "No, I just thought of how to make Vanessa accept me again."

The blind old lady, who still looked hesitant and felt a little abnormal, said perfunctorily, "Oh, then congratulations."

Speechlessly rolled his eyes, Deadpool glared at him unhappily:

"Please, don't be so sad, okay?"

The old lady sneered and said, "I'm very happy."

Deadpool shook his head, he looked at the blind old lady questioningly: "I don't believe it."

The old lady hesitated for a moment, and she asked back, "So?"

A mean smile appeared on his face, and Deadpool said wretchedly: "Let me say it in your mouth, and I will believe it."

As soon as her face darkened, the blind old lady who instantly took out her pistol shouted:

"roll!"

"Papa papa!" With the sound of gunshots, Deadpool left the house in a state of embarrassment, and along the way said, "Okay~~"