Big Monster

Big Monster

Chapter 242 I'm Not Gay!

"When did you come back?"

"last night."

"How's Potts?"

"She was very sad, and Sam decided to help her find an honest man to marry."

"I disagree."

The two are worthy of being a couple. The first thing they asked when they met was when did you come back? In other words, the two of you have such a good understanding, why are you still not married?

Wait, it looks like I'm not married yet?

e!

Thinking could not help but began to drift into the distance, and Nagini began to think about what went wrong. Fortunately, Tony threw a pillow directly, dragging Nagini back from his gradual philosophical thinking.

Looking at Tony, who was staring and looking like a food protector, Nagini couldn't help but rolled his eyes: "I don't agree either, but you know, we men can never get in the way of what their women decide. .”

Tony raised his middle finger skillfully: "Although I understand what you mean, why does it feel that something is wrong?"

Nagini said unconcernedly: "That's your illusion, do you need my help?"

Tony was stunned for a moment, and his eyes were a little more puzzled: "Help? What do you mean?"

Nagini shrugged: "To help you free yourself, it only takes 01 seconds. Before your pain nerves can reach your brain, you will be dead."

His face froze, Tony rolled his eyes, and he said angrily: "You are really a friend, but I don't want to die yet."

Nagini laughed lightly and teased: "The last person who said that, now the grass on the grave is three meters high."

The speechless Tony took a deep breath, and stared at Nagini angrily, like an angry bullfrog: "When can you leave my house?"

Nagini threw his body on the sofa, and he shook his head: "I don't know, I promised Sam to beat you up, but with your current physical condition? I'm afraid you will touch porcelain."

Regarding Tony's situation, Coulson had already told Nagini, and Tony didn't think about hiding it. After all, Nagini people appeared here, so he had to explain anyway.

Besides, he really felt that what he did last night was a little too much, and Nagini was a good tool to explain it!

Just looking at Nagini's face that you are about to hang up, even though he knew it was true, Tony still couldn't help shouting angrily: "Get out!"

On the other hand, Nagini rolled his eyes, and threw a pillow at Tony with his backhand, with a look of anger and helplessness: "I'm not gay! Do you think I want to be here with you? By the way, don't you usually cook at home? Why do you except Vegetables, there is no food in the refrigerator?"

The day before yesterday, Richard called and said he missed himself. Yesterday, Nagini took Sam home. Today, he planned to take Richard to Disneyland, but because of Tony, Nagini had to postpone it until the next time. .

However, after Tony finally settled the matter here, he was told that Wilson had taken Richard to Disneyland, and he agreed to ask Father Nagini to accompany you to Disneyland?

e, you think I want to accompany you this old bachelor?

I have nowhere to go!

However, just as Nagini was about to make a fried chicken meal to reward the little bastard Richard, he found that there was nothing in Tony's refrigerator!

How?You're dying, so you're dying?

You are preparing to ascend to immortality!

Tony opened his mouth, as if he wanted to quibble, but in the end there was only embarrassment in his eyes:

"I also want to know the answer to that question."

Considering Tony's ability to take care of himself, coupled with his current physical condition, Nagini gave him a contemptuous look, then he turned his head and asked the king of courtesans who was playing with his mobile phone:

"Forget it, Coulson, what do you want to eat? I'm going to the supermarket."

Coulson thought for a while, and then said: "Bread, vegetables, bacon, eggs, it would be even better if there were beef and potatoes. My cooking skills are very good."

Tony, who was lying on the corpse, also said: "Cheese lobster, medium-rare snowflake beef, croissant for dessert, I like dessert..."

Nagini rolled his eyes: "Get out, I didn't ask you, shut up!"

Five minutes later, after confirming that Nagini had left, Tony couldn't help shouting arrogantly: "What are you arrogant? This is my home! If it wasn't because we were friends, I would have put on the mark and smashed your ass!"

Coulson on the side thought for a while, he turned on the recording equipment, and said weakly: "He is Nagini."

Tony was as arrogant as ever: "What's wrong with Nagini? I can crush his dog's head with one hand! You, that's right, it's you, help me move the projector out, I want to see the film!"

Coulson, who was satisfied with the result, had an honest smile on his face...

Time passed in a hurry, and after about two hours, Nagini finally came back with his big and small bags.

This is why Nagini doesn't like sea view villas. Although the scenery is beautiful and there will be no annoying neighbors to disturb you, the question is, can you accept that you need to run [-] kilometers away to buy a bottle of water?

Back at the villa, Nagini handed large bags of vegetables, meat, bread and other items to Coulson, while he took small bags of milk and biscuits.

Let Nagini do the cooking himself?

What a joke, I am not gay!

At this moment, Tony was flipping through the videotape left by Howard Stark, along with a few notebooks, which recorded the knowledge that Tony knew a long time ago.

He didn't care about Nagini next to him. The relationship between the two was much better than the relationship between him and SHIELD. These materials were given to him by SHIELD. Tony would not believe the nonsense that Nick Fury said.

have not seen?Who are you kidding!

I'm dying, not mentally retarded!

The only reason why the other party gave all this to themselves was because they couldn't crack it, because it was a gift from the previous generation of Starks to this generation of Starks.

Tony knows this very well, in terms of IQ, even if he is about to die, he still feels like an omnipotent giant!

However, Tony felt as if he had let his father down.Old Stark said that the answer was here, but he found nothing.

And just when Tony started to feel irritable, there was a sound of "click, click" in his ears. At first, Tony could bear it, but as time went by, Tony became more and more irritable.

Finally, Tony, who couldn't bear it anymore, turned his head angrily: "Can you make the noise of eating the biscuit softer? I'm thinking, I need to be quiet now!"

Looking at the roaring Tony in astonishment, Nagini hesitated for a moment, and finally threw the biscuit in his hand into his mouth: "Crack!"

Tony: "..."

"Ahhhh, I'm going to kill you!!!"

Angry Tony let out a hysterical roar, and then rushed towards Nagini waving a set of terrifying bastard fists!