the end of the heavens
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"What exactly are you trying to say?" Sarah Connor became more and more confused the more she listened.
"Mom, what Officer Russell means is that we are not that important, just little people."
John interjected, and was glared at by Sarah Connor, and immediately lowered his head and hugged Arnold's thigh for comfort.
Arnold raised his hand to cover John's head, while stroking his head to kill, while showing a kind father's doting expression.
"John is right. There will be no Judgment Day, and there will be no nuclear war. Go home and sleep, and live like ordinary people in the future."
"How can I become an ordinary person"
Sarah Connor shook her head with a wry smile. She also longed for a peaceful life, but that was gone forever.
Among other things, just because she escaped from the mental hospital, she couldn't find a job like a normal person.
"On this point, let me show you the way. Have you heard of the Dream Foundation?"
Russell took out the devil's cell phone from behind his butt, and dialed Satan's special line.
"toot toot"
After the blind tone, a mature and charming voice came out.
"This is the Dream Foundation, please press 1 to declare membership, press 2 for legal aid, press 3 for online wishing, press 4 for manual services, Russell please hang up!"
Chapter 989 What is the next day
How long has it been since the proactive door-to-door service was cancelled?
Russell shook his head secretly, the devil is the devil, he has no ambition at all, and the speed of degeneration is faster than him changing his vest.
But for the sake of sexy Satan's online voice, he stopped complaining.
Russell knew that the Hell Hotline had no operators, and there was no artificial voice service. The person who answered the phone was Satan, and said, "Ms. Satan, I found three high-quality customers for you."
"Please press 1 for membership declaration, please hang up Law Russell!"
"It's really a high-quality customer, you will regret it if you don't come"
"Russell please hang up! Russell please hang up! Russell please hang up!"
Russell: ""
He glanced at the phone, snorted coldly and released his big move: "I'll give you ten seconds, climb out of the bathtub and change your clothes, and then appear in front of me, otherwise I'll pay a visit, let's chat while washing."
"Sbeep, how do you know I'm taking a bath?"
There was a splash of water on the phone, and someone could vaguely hear the cough of someone choking on water, and then a blind tone.
Maybe the phone fell into the water!
Russell closed the blood-red flip phone, stuffed it behind his back, and wiped it on his face.
It was a phone with images, and he seemed to feel that Miss Satan's bath water had splashed on his face.
"Officer Russell, did you mention Satan just now? Are you joking, or does the other party have a special name?"
Sarah Connor was stunned. On the day her lover died, she was a staunch atheist, neither believing in God nor the devil.
But when Russell showed incredible abilities and called Satan again, she suddenly believed again.
"Calm down, it's not some messy Satan, or the devil from hell, the one in the Bible."
Then you can't be calm!
Sarah Connor is two steps away from Russell, praying that Russell is talking nonsense, there is no Satan at all.
"Don't worry, I won't hurt you."
Russell comforted: "Satan has a contract in his hand. Using the soul as a bargaining chip, seven wishes can be fulfilled. How about it, isn't it great?"
""x3
"What do you mean by that expression, you don't believe me?"
"Officer Russell, did you get your super power by signing a contract with Satan?"
"That's not true. I want to sign a contract, but Satan doesn't agree."
Bang!
While speaking, the stair door of the balcony on the top floor was kicked open, and Satan, dressed in a ski suit and wrapped like a red envelope, appeared on the stage.
""x3
The Connor family was silent. They had heard Russell say that Satan was a lady, and they were mentally prepared, but they didn't expect Satan to be so conservative, completely different from the coquettish thing they imagined.
Humans are more clothed than devils, it's scary to think about it!
Angrily, Satan stepped on his snow boots, walked quickly in front of Russell, and grabbed his collar: "Asshole, did you peek at me taking a shower?"
"Are you responsible?"
Russell stared affectionately into the eyes under the Satan goggles, and put his arms around her waist.
"Stop dreaming!"
Satan refused to have a romantic relationship with the scumbag, pushed Russell away and put the goggles on his forehead, his eyes passed over Connor's mother and son, and finally stopped on Arnold.
She let out a little gasp, took two steps forward and put Arnold down, ignored his resistance, opened his mouth to check it like an animal test, and finally said in surprise: "What the hell, you robot, you actually have the configuration of heaven .Tell me, who is the one who gave you life? Have you ever seen God?"
Arnold resisted angrily, but couldn't break free from Satan's arm, so he simply gave up his useless efforts and looked at Russell.
"God bless!"
Satan let go of Arnold, turned around with a stiff neck, and looked at Russell suspiciously: "Don't say you did it, or I will lose sleep."
"Why can't it be me?"
"But you are the master of the dark dimension, you can pollute the world by urinating, where is the heaven?"
"My pee is also holy water!"
Russell raised his right hand, the stigmata of the cross on the back of his hand was dazzling, and a pair of angel wings spread out, enveloping the people on the top floor.
Among them is Miss Satan, who opened her mouth wide.
"Damn, I'm going to lose sleep."
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