Rebirth of the Entertainment Master

"I cried when I heard it, this is the voice from the soul."

"Yunhuang's ability to write such a song shows how deep his love for Qinghou is."

"I no longer believe in love, but for this song, I am going to be stupid again."

......

Along with countless comments, all kinds of gifts also popped up at a speed that was hard to see with the naked eye.

As small as a rose, as large as ten spaceships, in just half a minute of interlude, the number of gifts has exceeded 4000 million, and the number of members who have entered his live broadcast room has reached 3000 million.

crazy,

The entire UU live broadcast room went crazy.

All the netizens in China went crazy.

The beauties who were still insisting on doing the live broadcast saw that there was no one in their room, so they could only shake their heads helplessly, and then plunged into Xiao Yunhai's room.Just in time to hear Xiao Yunhai singing the second verse of "With You Along the Way", he was immediately attracted to stay inside.

After one song was sung, the value of the gift had already reached 6000 million, which successfully broke through the highest record of 200 million in the UU live broadcast room. You must know that this only lasted for 10 minutes.

Just when Xiao Yunhai was about to speak, suddenly countless roses appeared on the screen, and everyone was shocked, because the number of roses was really too many, there were 99999999 roses, which was a hundred million, this The handwriting is too big.

Xiao Yunhai asked: "Others don't comment first. This friend who just gave me roses, who are you?"

A message appeared on the pop-up window: "Thank you, husband."

"Damn, it turned out to be Qing Hou."

"Emperor Yun wrote a song "With You Along the Way" for Qinghou, and Qinghou gave him 99999999 roses directly, which is truly forever."

"Qinghou Daqi, who donated [-] million at once, is so admirable."

"I don't think Emperor Yun's complexion is very good."

In the live broadcast room, Xiao Yunhai took a deep breath and said, "I'm really touched by what my wife did, and my blood pressure is a little high because of the touch."

"Push."

"Hahaha."

Countless people watching Xiao Yunhai's live broadcast couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Indeed, if one hundred million is gone like this, no one will be able to bear it.

Xiao Yunhai said: "Okay, I'm not joking anymore. Everyone knows that some time ago, I filmed a movie called "Battle of the Red Cliff", and I played a very remarkable character in it called Zhou Yu. Today, I will I want to take this opportunity to share with you the Battle of Chibi in my heart."

"When it comes to this war, there is one person that cannot be avoided in any case, and that is Zhou Yu. In Su Dongpo's famous song "Chibi Nostalgia", no one mentioned Zhou Yu in the middle. Because he was the Sun-Liu allied army in the Battle of Chibi He was 34 years old at the time, and he had been married to Jiangdong beauty Xiao Qiao for ten years. It was not Xiao Qiao's first marriage. However, Su Dongpo linked Xiao Qiao's first marriage with the Battle of Chibi, just to show Zhou Yu's suave Confucian demeanor That's all."

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What Xiao Yunhai said was nothing more than copying "Yi Zhongtian Pin Three Kingdoms" from the Baijia Forum in his previous life to this world.

At the beginning, Baijia Forum was popular for a long time. Xiao Yunhai liked this program very much, especially the Three Kingdoms lectured by Professor Yi Zhongtian, the Historical Records lectured by Professor Wang Liqun, and the Qing Dynasty told by Teacher Peng Lianhai. Xiao Yunhai was basically a must-see every episode. .

When Cai Peixin asked him to broadcast live, Xiao Yunhai thought for a long time, and finally decided to take Pin Three Kingdoms out.

Firstly, this program does not make people feel irritable, and the language of the narration is humorous, lively and interesting; secondly, it can warm up for "Battle of the Red Cliff" and do some publicity in advance; thirdly, it can be regarded as promoting traditional Chinese culture.

However, Xiao Yunhai did not follow Mr. Yi Zhongtian's narration process, but chose more of the most amusing parts.

For example, when arguing for Zhou Yu, Xiao Yunhai said: "Zhou Yu in history is indeed a heroic image. When he was 24 years old, he was appointed by Sun Ce as Jianwei Zhonglang General. Wu Zhong called him Zhou Lang. It’s handsome Zhou, and this handsome guy also married Xiao Qiao, who was the most beautiful in Jiangdong at that time. It can be said that he was proud of the officialdom, the battlefield, and the love scene. How could such a person be jealous of Zhuge Liang? You must know that Zhuge Liang was only Liu Bei’s military adviser at that time. And Liu Bei didn’t even have a foundation, and he was chased away by Cao Cao like a bereaved dog. Does Zhou Yu need to envy and hate him? I think Zhuge Liang is almost jealous of him.”

"In fact, Zhou Yu was very powerful in history. In the Romance of the Three Kingdoms..."

After talking about Zhou Yu, Xiao Yunhai saw that everyone didn't respond, and felt a little bad in his heart, and asked tentatively, "What do you think? Are you going to fall asleep listening to it?"

As soon as Xiao Yunhai finished speaking, countless tanks, planes, aircraft carriers, and spaceships rushed out on the screen.

"Emperor Yun is amazing, what he said was so good, I was fascinated by it."

"That's right. This is a very humorous way to tell a piece of the history of the Three Kingdoms. It's entertaining and educational. It's awesome."

"If my teacher had said the same thing back then, I wouldn't have failed the history exam."

"Emperor Yun, do your parents know that you are so talented?"

"I didn't say anything, I'll get you ten aircraft carriers first."

Seeing everyone's comments, Xiao Yunhai was relieved, and at the same time, he was more confident in Teacher Yi Zhongtian's Pin Three Kingdoms.

"Since everyone likes it, let's talk about another character, that is, Zhuge Liang who pissed Zhou Yu to death in "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms". In the whole Romance of the Three Kingdoms, there are two people who are most perfectly portrayed by Mr. Luo Guanzhong, one is Changban Po Zhao Zilong, one is Zhuge Liang. If you use an idiom to describe him, everyone may say that it is a clever plan. If we choose the most familiar strategy, it must be his empty city strategy. Today, let’s talk about Zhuge Liang’s empty city strategy."

"...At that time, Zhuge Liang had no more soldiers, so he had to open all four city gates, and sent 20 veteran soldiers to sweep the ground at the gates. Children, sit on the top of the city tower and sing karaoke. Sima Yi himself rode forward and was greatly surprised, saying, what is the old man doing? He opened the city gate to hold a party, so he withdrew his troops..."

"...So the empty city plan is illogical, and the other stories of burning Bowang, burning Xinye, borrowing arrows from grass boats, etc. are all made up. The most ridiculous of them is borrowing east wind..."

After Xiao Yunhai finished talking about Zhuge Liang, he began to talk about Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Quan and others, which were completely copies of Yi Zhongtian Pin Three Kingdoms whose order was disrupted.

Although the narration was incoherent, everyone liked it very much. They all said that he was talented, and the gift was given to make those professional live broadcasters drool.

"Zhuge Liang sang karaoke on the city wall, haha, I laughed so hard."

"What Emperor Yun said was great and logical."

"I didn't say it, send ten aircraft carriers."

In just two hours, Xiao Yunhai received more than 300 million roses, 20 luxury sports cars, 220 tanks, 180 aircraft, 1000 aircraft carriers and [-] The six spaceships, plus Zhao Wanqing's [-] million roses, have a total value of [-] million.

At this time, 3000 million people had poured into the entire live broadcast room.Many netizens came in after seeing everyone's comments on the Internet.

Chapter 858 The end of the live broadcast

Now it's eleven o'clock in the evening in China time, Xiao Yunhai wanted to end the live broadcast, so he said: "Thank you very much for listening to my live broadcast, but it's really late now, so let's stop here today."

Rushing

The comments on the pop-up window suddenly exploded.

"No, we still have to listen."

"It's only eleven o'clock, it's still early."

"That's right. Emperor Yun, I will send ten more spaceships, you can talk for a while."

"I'll give you a hundred planes, just please tell me more. It's so interesting to listen to your live broadcast."

"I will send eighty tanks."