Rebirth of the Entertainment Master

"Ah ha ha."

"What are you thinking?" He Feng rolled his eyes at her, and said, "Everyone knows that Emperor Yun is an all-rounder, with various identities such as writer, screenwriter, singer, producer, host, actor, director, etc. It can be said that , There are shadows of him in all walks of life in the entertainment industry, and they are all very successful. Today, he changed his career again, and changed to sketching."

"Wow, isn't it, Yunhuang talks about sketches."

"What's the point? You mean he's going to do magic, and I believe it."

"That's right. Emperor Yun is a genius, anything can happen to him."

Sun Xiaoyue said: "I have never heard of this."

He Feng said: "Then let us welcome "Today's Happiness" brought to us by Xiao Yunhai, Huang Bo, Zhang Ya, and Lin Lu with the warmest applause."

Amid the applause and cheers of the audience, Xiao Yunhai walked out with a mobile phone in his left hand and a fruit basket in his right, smiling all over his face.

"Let me tell you something, the boss has had a convulsion recently."

The first sentence made the audience laugh.

Xiao Yunhai said: "You said that I did a good job as a waiter, and you suddenly promoted me to be the manager of the lobby. I started my official career without paying attention, happy! Hahaha."

"puff"

"Hahaha"

"The manager of the lobby is also considered an official career, which is so interesting."

The audience applauded.

Xiao Yunhai continued: "The daughter-in-law is also happy, um, a new mobile phone, new clothes, and she personally bought a fruit basket for me to send to my boss. Why do you think she is so sensible? With such a daughter-in-law helping me, you say I am On the road to happiness, can’t you rise step by step?! According to this progress, I will be able to ascend to heaven in less than forty!”

"Hahaha."

There was a lot of laughter at the scene, and Xiao Yunhai's few short opening words made the whole scene heated up.

Xiao Yunhai turned his head to look at the audience, and said to the audience: "You guys, don't you envy me and hate me? Why am I such a person? I hate myself!"

"Oh, I laughed so hard."

"I can't take it anymore, Emperor Yun is really too cheap."

Yao Na, who was already sitting in the audience, laughed and said to Chen Huan, "I knew that if this kid talked about cross talk or sketches, he would definitely make everyone laugh. Take a look, don't you?"

Chen Huan also had a smile on his face, and kept nodding.

At this time, Xiao Yunhai's cell phone rang.

"Hey, daughter-in-law! What are you doing? I'm almost at the door of the boss's house!"

As soon as Xiao Yunhai finished speaking, he saw Lin Lu walking in front of him while talking on the phone.

The audience saw Lin Lu and gave her a round of applause.

Xiao Yunhai asked in surprise: "Ah, daughter-in-law! Why did you come here?"

Lin Lu said: "I just don't worry about you, come and have a look, have you got all the fruits?"

Xiao Yunhai showed a mean smile, and said: "Oh my god, this heart made you fuck, fuck it to pieces!"

Seeing his expression, the audience laughed again.

Xiao Yunhai was about to turn off the phone, but Lin Lu quickly stopped her and said, "Hey, don't hang up! Don't hang up the phone from now on!"

Xiao Yunhai asked puzzledly: "Why?"

Lin Lu showed an appearance of distrusting Xiao Yunhai, and said, "I was wondering, why did your divorced female boss promote you to be the lobby manager?"

Xiao Yunhai suddenly realized, and said: "Ang~~ You have been making trouble for a long time, you doubt me!"

Lin Lu shook her head and said, "I'm not doubting you!"

Xiao Yunhai nodded: "That's fine!"

Lin Lu pointed at Xiao Yunhai and said, "I'm suspicious of you two!"

"Hahaha"

She patted Xiao Yunhai's shoulder with a smile, and said: "It's okay, it's okay, take it easy, knock on the door and go in normally, I just want to hear how the two of you usually communicate. Don't hang up the phone! Go."

Xiao Yunhai said angrily: "I won't go!"

Lin Lu said: "Okay! Then I'll go! If I go up and knock on the door..."

Xiao Yunhai immediately interrupted her, and said angrily, "Enough!! If you do this with me..."

Having said that, his tone dropped immediately, and he said, "Then, I'll go up!"

"Pfft."

"It's so funny."

Xiao Yunling in the audience was already out of breath from laughing, she said to Chen Xiuzhu: "Mom, big brother is so mean."

Chen Xiuzhu hit her lightly, then laughed and scolded: "How do you talk?"

On the stage, Xiao Yunhai went to the boss's door and knocked on the door three times with "Bang Bang Bang", and said to the mobile phone: "Listen, what a normal knock on the door!"

At this time, a woman's voice sounded from inside: "The door is reserved for you."

Xiao Yunhai froze there directly, the smile still hanging on his face.

The audience laughed and applauded.

Xiao Yunhai said: "Listen, what a strange way to keep the door open!"

Xiao Yunhai pushed the door open and came in, shouting: "Boss, where are you? Who are you leaving the door for? This is it? It's me! Hao Jian with a clear conscience!"

"puff"

"Hahaha."

"No wonder he looks so cheap, so his name is Hao Jian."

The audience laughed again.

A voice came from inside again: "What? I can't hear clearly! I'm taking a bath now! Come and say it!"

"Ugh..."