Rebirth of the Entertainment Master

Xiao Yunhai said: "The money may not come, what should I do?"

Deng Yue said: "It's okay. If you really don't have time, I'll go find Wanqing. I heard that she is the number one in the family, so it's probably useless to tell you."

Xiao Yunhai pointed at Deng Yue and scolded with a smile: "Brother Deng, people can't be so shameless."

Deng Yue raised his eyebrows, and said: "I wasn't like this at first, but since I met you, I have become like this without knowing it. Hey, I can only say that those who are close to vermilion are red and those who are close to ink are black."

Xiao Yunhai didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said: "You are awesome. Sister Zhang, remember, you must strictly discipline Comrade Deng Yue."

Zhang Xinyi was also very happy to see that the relationship between the two was so good, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, I will learn from Wanqing."

Xiao Yunhai's face darkened, and he said: "Sister Zhang, you are forgetting your righteousness because of your looks. I'm really mad at you."

Several people laughed and made a fuss, and then left separately.

Shanghai Huaxia Cinema, fans who watched "Charlotte Annoyance" just walked out of the theater, and many fans who were queuing up to buy tickets asked: "Brother, is it good? Is it worth the ticket price?"

"No, it's absolutely beautiful."

"Let me tell you, this "Charlotte Annoyance" is definitely the most hilarious movie in movie history, not one of them."

"Hey, brother, I advise you, don't bring popcorn in. Because you will laugh so much that you won't have time to eat it."

Many movie fans who were queuing on the other side immediately shifted their positions after hearing everyone's comments, and came to the line of "Charlotte Annoyance".

Seeing this situation, Li Lei sighed, ""Charlotte Annoyance" is a success."

Zhang Dezhi from Shanghai Film and Television Academy shared the same sigh with him.

When Xiao Yunhai returned home and turned on the computer, there was already an uproar on the Internet.

The group of fans who just watched the movie expressed their impressions after watching the movie.

"After watching Yunhuang's "Charlotte Annoyance", I realized that the comedies I watched before were nothing. Brothers, listen to me, don't miss this "Charlotte Annoyance"."

"It's so funny, Yunhuang's "Charlotte Annoyance" is really funny. I still think about many plots in it in my mind. Yunhuang is Yunhuang, amazing."

"Thank you Yunhuang for making me laugh for a full two hours, and I almost threw up what I ate in the afternoon. I swear, I have never seen a funnier movie than this "Charlotte Annoyance". Mrs. Yunhuang Bravo."

"I once dreamed of walking across the world with a sword and looking at the prosperity of the world. The young heart is always a little frivolous, but now it is home everywhere. The above lyrics are a few lines from Yunhuang's "Charlotte Annoyance". Remember it. I have to say, the episode of this movie is really good. Yunhuang, hurry up and record the music album, I can't wait."

"I strongly recommend "Charlotte Annoyance". The most hilarious movie in history has appeared. What are you waiting for? Go watch it."

Seeing fans' comments on "Charlotte's Annoyance", Xiao Yunhai finally felt relieved.

After all, this is his first movie, and it is impossible not to be nervous.Fortunately, the audience still like it very much.

After a while, Zhao Wanqing called and asked some questions about the release of "Charlotte Annoyance". The young couple chatted for half an hour before hanging up the phone.

Chapter 344 Movie box office

The next day, all major entertainment magazines and newspapers published Xiao Yunhai's "Charlotte's Annoyance" one after another, and without exception, they were all headlines.

"The most hilarious comedy in history has been born, and "Charlotte Annoyance" helps Yunhuang to achieve greater glory."

"Xiao Yunhai brought "Charlotte's Annoyance" to Huaxia Cinemas, and it was frantically sought after by countless movie fans."

"What is real comedy? "Charlotte Annoyance" tells you."

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Guanying.com is the largest movie review website in China, with more than 3 million registered users, and almost all five-star movie critics are affiliated here.

The site creatively separates audiences from critics, scoring every movie that's available today.

A total of four films were screened last night. In addition to Xiao Yunhai's "Charlotte Annoyance", there was also the action film "Flame", the horror film "Psycho" and the comedy "Sky Cannon".

在观众评分一栏中，《夏洛特烦恼》成绩8.7分，参与人数42万3000人；《烈焰》5.6分，参与人数十万4000人；《惊魂》6.8分，参与人数六万8000人：《冲天炮》4.2分，参与人数14万6000人。

It can be seen from the above that Xiao Yunhai's "Charlotte's Annoyance" is undoubtedly the highest in terms of the number of viewers and the score of the film.

However, in the column of expert ratings, "Charlotte Annoyance" has become the well-deserved bottom one.The score is only 2.4 points, and 23 film critics participated in the scoring.

A five-star film critic wrote on it: "Xiao Yunhai's "The Legend of Zhen Huan" created a miracle of 30.00% ratings. As one of Zhen Huan fans, I am looking forward to watching Xiao Yunhai This "Charlotte Annoyance". Unfortunately, after watching it, it is very disappointing. This is an extreme film, no, it should be called a 10-minute skit, which is obviously more appropriate. Watching the film I didn’t write a word from the beginning to the end, because there is really nothing to write in it. It’s hard for me to believe that this movie and “The Legend of Zhen Huan” will be directed by the same director, the gap is really too big.”

Another well-known film critic made this statement.

"For the movies I don't like, I have always used junk movies to describe it. And "Charlotte Annoyance" is undoubtedly the king of junk movies, standing high and overlooking the crowd. If it wasn't for the last gleam, I might give it a 0 rating Points. Xiao Yunhai, can you not be as spoof as the hero in the movie?"

Another film critic commented: "Now I finally understand why Yanjing Film Academy doesn't use this "Charlotte Annoyance". Since Yunhai entered the circle, he has been called a genius by everyone. Indeed, he is a genius. Even if all the screenwriters in China are invited to write a script like this, he probably cannot write such funny lines. It's just such a movie Is it still a movie? Unfortunately, Guanying.com’s minimum score is 0 points. If there is a negative number, I will give him a negative maximum.”

Looking at the unceremonious comments of these film critics, Xiao Yunhai immediately thought of two words: poisonous tongue.

No wonder he has such a high status in the film and television industry, and he really speaks ruthlessly.He was a big star no matter what he said, but he was scolded by them for nothing.

This is the first time Xiao Yunhai has experienced the power of film critics. He originally thought that everything would be fine if he was vaccinated at the beginning of the film. It seems that he was a little too naive.

However, Xiao Yunhai was not angry, but admired their professional ethics in his heart.Those so-called film critics in the previous life were the gunmen of the major companies. As long as they were given some favors, they could immediately turn a bad movie into a rare good movie.

With such a group of people in this world, it is obviously impossible for such a thing to happen.

Chapter 345 The Miracle of Album Sales

At ten o'clock in the morning, Xiao Yuanyang called Xiao Yunhai.

"Director Xiao, how does it feel to be scolded?" Xiao Yuanyang asked gloatingly.

Xiao Yunhai smiled and said: "It's not bad, at least what they're telling is the truth, even though it's a bit ugly. But the most important thing is that the audience buys it."

Xiao Yuanyang smiled and said: "Not bad, the mentality is not bad. Guess, how much box office did your "Charlotte Annoyance" have last night?"

Xiao Yunhai smiled and said, "Brother Yuanyang, are you testing my math? Okay, give me 1 minute to do the math."

华夏影院共有四万3000元荧幕，自己占了其中的5.00%，也就是2150块荧幕。每块荧幕一般有150到200不等的座位。

There were three screenings last night, and one of them was a midnight screening. It is estimated that the attendance rate will not be very high, 40.00% is not bad.

The ticket price for "Charlotte Annoyance" is 30 yuan. If the other two shows are calculated based on 80% attendance, then its total box office should be 200 million.

After Xiao Yunhai told this figure to Xiao Yuanyang, Xiao Yuanyang laughed and said, "You are good at mathematics, congratulations, the box office of "Charlotte Annoyance" is 420 million, and the attendance rate of the first two shows is about 80.00%. 40.00% Six. Good boy, including the publicity, you only spent 4000 to [-] million, but you didn’t expect to earn half of it back overnight, it seems that you are about to make a fortune again.”

Xiao Yunhai said: "Brother Yuanyang, what you are saying is as if Huaxia Cinemas should not be divided. By the way, my grades are so good, can you increase the number of films scheduled?"

Xiao Yuanyang said: "Don't worry, the film's box office, attendance rate and film schedule are directly proportional. Your film has such a good score, the theaters will not miss it."

Xiao Yunhai said: "That would be great."

Not long after the two talked, Huaxia Cinema announced the box office of "Charlotte Annoyance" on its official homepage, which immediately aroused heated discussions among people.