Rebirth of the Entertainment Master

"Oh, let me go, this Ma Dongmei is funnier than Charlotte."

"Ordinary words coming out of her mouth are like knives. Haha."

"It's so funny, I can't stand it."

Li Lei from the Huaxia Cinema in Shanghai heard that the audience burst into laughter on average every half a minute, and sighed in his heart: "Xiao Yunhai's comedy is a success. Well, fortunately, the opponent is not him, otherwise..."

Shanghai Huaxia Cinema, Zhang Dezhi put his arms around his gorgeous girlfriend who was lying on his body and smiling, with a sad look on his face.

"Although my "First Love 100%" is full of jokes, compared with this "Charlotte's Annoyance", it is still a lot worse."

Next, there are endless layers of baggage in the film, one after another, a small smile in half a minute, a big laugh in a minute, the entire theater of "Charlotte Annoyance" became a sea of ​​joy, and many movie fans I couldn't stand up laughing.

Especially the part when Charlotte just returned to [-] made everyone burst into laughter.

Charlotte crossed over to the class, feeling a little dazed. Teacher Wang felt that he was putting on an act there, so he said eccentrically, "What's wrong? Are you pretending to have amnesia here? Student Charlotte has amnesia, hehe, you still know what your last name is?" ?"

Charlotte ignored him, and foolishly walked to her seat, looked at Ma Dongmei, and pinched the face of her future wife Ma Dongmei.

Ma Dongmei said angrily, "What are you doing?"

Teacher Wang was furious. He slapped the table and shouted, "Charlotte, did I tell you to go back? Taking what the teacher said as fart, how did you do it?

"puff"

"Ha ha"

There was a burst of laughter in the cinema.

"This teacher's words are simply too classic."

"It really killed me laughing."

"No, I can't take it anymore, my stomach is about to explode."

Teacher Wang raised a stack of love letters in his hand, and said, "You can explain what you do by yourself.

Let’s make a decision, and recite it aloud to the students with emotion.Come!Niannian, dear who?Tell everyone who's your darling? "

Ma Dongmei thought it was written for herself, her face flushed, she covered her face in embarrassment and rushed out of the class.

Teacher Wang said: "How many people do you think you have hurt invisibly? Read it! Read it to the students, and see how the second-ranked idiot in our class is so cheap?"

Dachun, who was being punished, held up his schoolbag and laughed out loud.

Teacher Wang tapped Dachun's head with a fan, and said, "You still have the face to smile! Are you proud of being number one?"

There was another burst of laughter from the theater.

The role of Dachun was played by Allen in his previous life. He became popular on the stage as an idiot, and in the movie he brought his idiot to the extreme.

The actor Xiao Yunhai recruited was named Hu Xin, he was 1.9 meters tall, and he looked a little precocious. He was recruited by the academy as a special actor, and Xiao Yunhai happened to like it.

Sure enough, this Hu Xin has performed very well since he appeared on the stage until now, making fans laugh out loud.

Chapter 342 Hilarious Premiere ([-])

Under Teacher Wang's pressing step by step, Charlotte kicked Teacher Wang down with a kick.

Teacher Wang couldn't believe it and said, "Do you dare to hit Teacher?"

Charlotte said: "In my dream, can I still be bullied by you?"

Teacher Wang pointed at him and said: "You rebelled! I tell you that you are useless! Your future is gone!"

Charlotte said angrily: "You call this the second idiot every day, and this is the big idiot, we have a future? Even if we become trash in the future, you will force us to do so!

Dachun raised his schoolbag, threw it hard, and yelled loudly.

Teacher Wang said angrily: "Silly Dachun, what are you doing?"

Dachun said excitedly: "I don't know what I want to do!"

The students stepped forward to persuade the fight, but Zhang Yang stood behind Teacher Wang and said, "Charlotte! How can you hit the teacher!"

After finishing speaking, he suddenly kicked Teacher Wang while taking advantage of the chaos.

Teacher Wang turned around and shouted: "Who kicked me? Who kicked me just now?"

Taking advantage of this time, Charlotte put her schoolbag on Teacher Wang's head, punched and kicked, and the students kicked Teacher Wang when they saw that Teacher Wang was blindfolded.Seeing that the situation was not good, Yuan Hua sneaked out.

A female classmate said: "Stop beating! Yuan Hua ran to find the principal."

Everyone immediately returned to their seats.

The fans never stopped laughing when they saw this episode. This group of students is really interesting.

What made them laugh even more was that when everyone finished playing, Dachun suddenly rushed out from behind, stretched out his foot and was about to kick, but found that Teacher Wang had just taken off his schoolbag, and Dachun's foot stopped in mid-air .

Teacher Wang roared angrily, "Silly Dachun, what do you want to do?"

Dachun blinked, shook his feet, and said stupidly: "Mr. Wang, do you think my shoes look good?"

When Teacher Wang heard this, he was immediately stunned.

The audience who watched the movie also fainted from laughter.

"Who is this big stupid actor? It's so fucking funny."

"His reason is simply too strong, I am really convinced."

"Oh, my stomach is almost bursting with laughter. I'm sorry for the popcorn I bought. I dare not eat it."

The celebrities who came to stand for Xiao Yunhai were also laughing, and even the main creators of Xiao Yunhai's crew couldn't stop laughing.

It was the first time for them to watch the film, and they didn't think much about it when they were shooting, but now seeing the edited film, it is really interesting.

Xia Luo thought she was dreaming, so she kissed Qiu Ya forcefully, and happened to be seen by the principal and dean invited by Yuan Hua.

The dean pointed at Charlotte and said, "Shut up!"

Yao Wenyuan, who played the role of the principal, appeared for the first time. He pretended to be calm and said: "This classmate! Tell me what difficulties you have and what knots you have. Don't hurt the female classmate."

Seeing that the principal and the director of the Academic Affairs Office had arrived, Charlotte said to Qiu Ya, "Honey, I have to wake up. It will be a nightmare if I continue."

Charlotte put her face in the sink, trying to return to reality, only to find herself still in the classroom.

Charlotte slapped her face and said, "It's over, I can't wake up after drinking too much."