Rebirth of the Entertainment Master

"Once I was walking on the street, a group of beauties stopped me and said I was handsome. I refused to admit it, so they beat me and called me hypocritical."

"Then the second time I walked on the street, another group of beauties stopped me and said I was handsome. I had no choice but to admit it. Unexpectedly, they beat me again and called me immodest."

"The third time I went to the street, and again I was stopped by a group of beauties and said I was handsome. I neither admitted nor denied it. pull!"

"In the end, it made me dare not go out again."

These are two jokes that were very popular on the Internet in the previous life. Xiao Yunhai moved them here, which immediately caused the audience to burst into laughter.Many people clutched their stomachs and burst into tears from laughter.

Yao Na, who was sitting in the front row, was out of breath with a smile, and said intermittently: "Xiao...Yunhai...hehe, this...asshole...is so...funny... ...I just... can't stand it."

Chen Huan burst into tears with laughter. He took off his glasses and wiped them well, but he still couldn't stop the smile on his face, and said, "I can't take it anymore."

In Zhao Mingsheng's home, Yan Piaoyun, who had always been dignified and elegant, was leaning on her husband's shoulder and smiling coquettishly. The live broadcast of the premiere of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" was broadcast on TV.

After a while, Yan Piaoyun recovered and said, "Old Zhao, Yun Hai is too humorous. Is he usually like this?"

Zhao Mingsheng nodded and said: "That's right. Yunhai likes to make friends very much in the circle. All the actors who have filmed with him, except for a few, are basically full of praise for him. Among them, his Humor is a very important reason.”

Yan Piaoyun looked at Zhao Wanqing, who was laughing heartily on the screen, and said, "I hope he can use this skill in his life, so that our daughter won't be bored."

Xiao Yunhai who was standing on the stage waited until everyone finished laughing, sighed, and said, "From the above story, we can draw such a conclusion."

"If handsome is a crime, then I'm afraid I've committed a heinous crime; if handsome is a mistake, then I've made repeated mistakes; if handsome should be punished, well, I'm afraid I've been killed by others long ago. Cut to pieces. So people, don't look like me, or you will be miserable."

The scene that had just calmed down, heard Xiao Yunhai's words, and couldn't help bursting into laughter again.

At this time, the netizens who were watching the live broadcast couldn't sit still any longer, and one after another went online to post comments on Xiao Yunhai's homepage.

"Emperor Yun, please, stop talking. I almost burst out laughing."

"Emperor Yun, please be the host in the future. No matter what program you host, I will definitely watch it."

"Those so-called jokers on the Internet, please keep your eyes open. The real master of jokers has appeared, and that is Yunhuang Xiao Yunhai."

"I strongly urge Emperor Yun to do a cross talk, it's too funny."

Xiao Yunhai on the stage waved his hands and said: "Okay, everyone, I just made a small joke just now, the time is almost up, and it's time for us to get down to business. Next is the sixth song, called "Historical History" "Sky" is also the theme song of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms". The singer is the so-called pear blossom crushing the begonia, the killer in love, ghosts and sorrows..."

"Hahaha."

"A pear blossom crushes a begonia, and the killer in love is sad. How did you come up with it this time?"

"Emperor Yun is too good."

Just when everyone was laughing non-stop, the whole stage suddenly went dark, and a piece of sad and bleak music came to everyone's ears.

This music seemed to have some magical power, and the laughter on the scene quickly disappeared, and everyone seemed to have entered another completely different world.

After a while, the stage was lit up again, and the bleak after-war scene appeared on the big screen.

Xiao Yunhai was wearing an ancient costume, his face showed a vicissitudes of life, and his eyes contained a trace of yearning and memories.

His state at this time was very different from when he was telling a joke, and many people couldn't even believe their eyes.Xiao Yunhai's temperament changed so fast that it was a bit unacceptable.

At this moment, Xiao Yunhai finally sang the first verse.

"The shadows of swords and swords are dimmed, and the sound of drums and horns is far away.

There are vivid faces flying in front of my eyes.

The ancient road of Huangchen was obliterated, and the frontier city of Fenghuo was deserted.

Years, you can't take away those strings of familiar names.

Who decides the rise and fall, the rise and fall are not groundless.

A page of wind and cloud is scattered, time and space have changed.

Gathering and parting are all fate, separation and separation are always about love.

Take charge of the pre-living affairs, what's the plan for post-criticism!

................................................"

After Xiao Yunhai sang the first verse, no one in the whole scene could laugh anymore.

Xiao Yunhai's expression was lonely, and there was a sense of sadness in his voice. With the historical figures appearing on the big screen, they seemed to be brought back by Xiao Yunhai's singing to the era when heroes were born hundreds of years ago. After the war, with the bones exposed in the wild and no rooster crowing for thousands of miles, it seemed that people heard a long sigh brought by history.

Chen Huan sighed, "It's a top-notch work full of history."

Ye Yongren nodded and said, "It's really soul-stirring. It has both a sense of history and a sense of vicissitudes, which makes people have endless aftertaste."

After the main song was sung, Xiao Yunhai's chorus was directly raised a tune, and there was another cry in his voice, as if it was the cry of those heroes who had already been buried in the loess.

"The Yangtze River will turn into tears,

The Yangtze River sings affectionately.

A few stars twinkle in the sky of history,

A group of heroes in the world is galloping freely. "

After the last word was sung, various characters from the Three Kingdoms appeared on the screen, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Quan, Dong Zhuo, Zhuge Liang, Lu Bu, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, etc., instantly filled the big screen, and finally froze there .

After the song was sung, the whole scene was silent, no one spoke, and no one applauded.They still don't seem to break free from the mood of the song.

Xiao Yunhai sighed deeply, and bowed to the audience.

"it is good."

"clap clap"

I don't know who took the lead first, the applause and applause swept over like a flood.

Both the audience and the star stood up at this moment, applauding this talented young man on stage.

The classic slogan "Emperor Yunhuang, unparalleled in the world" once again resounded throughout the scene.

Wang Guoan clapped his hands and applauded, and sighed: "Yunhai is really amazing. The song "The Sky of History" really sang the vicissitudes of history and the vicissitudes of the situation."

Liu Bei and Sun Yanjun said: "That's right, once the hero is successful, his bones will be wiped out, but in the end the hero himself is not left with a cup of loess, becoming a wave in the long river of history."

After Xiao Yunhai finished singing, he walked off the stage.

It's really been long enough to stay here, and I already have a feeling of being overwhelming.If you don't go on, it will be a little inappropriate.

Xu Jun and Dong Lixin returned to the stage.