Rebirth of the Entertainment Master

At this point, the whole cross talk is over.

When the two bowed to the audience, whether it was the actor, actress or queen, or the ordinary audience, they all stood up and gave them applause.

"It's great. I didn't expect Emperor Yun and Teacher Yu to speak so well."

"Teacher Yu is a cross talk actor. He speaks well, which is normal. But Emperor Yun has never talked about cross talk. I didn't expect it to be so good. It's amazing."

"I have to admit that Emperor Yun is really versatile, as if he knows everything."

The protracted applause rang for a full 10 minutes before it stopped.

Xiao Yunhai and Yu Qianhua were about to step down, but Guo Gang came up and said, "Teacher Yu, Mr. Xiao, go slowly. Now that we are all together, let's talk. Mr. Xiao, how do you feel on the cross talk stage?" ?”

Xiao Yunhai said with a smile: "It's cool. It's much better than me hosting a show. Especially when I hear the laughter of audience friends, I feel extremely satisfied in my heart, and I talk more energetically."

Yu Qianhua gave a thumbs up and said: "In less than two days, I have never seen cross talk to such an extent. No, it should be said that I have never heard of it."

Guo Gang said: "You may not know. Mr. Xiao has never been in contact with cross talk before. He just took this joke over two afternoons ago and started to learn it from the beginning. He is very serious about cross talk. He rehearsed back and forth for about [-] years Over and over again, he can pick out the pronunciation and movements of every sentence. I really admire this attitude."

"Papa papa." There was thunderous applause.

Xiao Yunhai waved his hands, and said, "Everyone appreciates the prize."

Guo Gang said: "Mr. Xiao, Mr. Yu told you about cross talk, but I don't have one yet. How about the three of us talk about it. In the words of cross talk, it's just hanging out now."

Xiao Yunhai was taken aback for a moment, and said, "What do you mean by hanging up now?"

"Hahaha."

Everyone laughed.

Guo Gang said: "That is to say, talking about cross talk without any preparation, shaking the burden."

"Oh." Xiao Yunhai said: "It's just random making up."

"Push."

"Hahaha."

Guo Gang smiled wryly, "You can also say that."

Xiao Yunhai smiled and said: "That's good. Let me ask you a question first. Mr. Guo, Mr. Yu, both of you should have read "Journey to the West", right?"

Guo Gang said: "Not only have I read it, but I have also watched the TV series you made. You played Erlang Shen in it, right?"

Xiao Yunhai nodded, and said: "That's right. Before shooting, I read it several times. There is a question, I want to quiz everyone. Has any of you figured out what Sun Wukong is?"

"Push."

"Hahaha."

Everyone was happy.

Guo Gang said angrily, "Mr. Xiao, can we be more serious?"

Yu Qianhua said: "Who can figure out what Sun Wukong belongs to? I will obey him."

Xiao Yunhai smiled and said, "I figured it out."

Guo Gang was taken aback, and said, "Really? What is he?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "Count the horses."

Yu Qianhua said: "Because he was Bi Mawen?"

Xiao Yunhai shook his head and said, "No. I calculated it for real."

Guo Gang chuckled and said, "Then why do you think you belong to a horse?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "According to the third chapter of "Journey to the West", Sun Wukong discovered that his personal information was marked on the life and death book of Yanwang's Mansion: "Stone monkey born in nature, should live to be 340 years old and die well." Based on this, we can It is concluded that he was 342 years old from birth to the time when he changed his life and death book privately. "

"Then he was recruited by the Heavenly Court to become Bi Mawen. However, Sun Wukong only worked in Bi Mawen's job for half a month. It is recorded in the book that one day in the sky is one year in the lower realm. From this we can see that he was 15 years in the sky."

"Sun Wukong just returned to the mountain, and the Heavenly Court called for safety for the second time. According to the fifth chapter of "Journey to the West", Monkey King stayed in the sky for more than 180 days, that is, 180 years."

"Then the heavens declared war on him. Sun Wukong was trapped in the alchemy furnace for 49 days by the old master on the stage, that is, 49 years. Then he was pressed to the foot of Wuzhi Mountain. According to "Journey to the West" No.13 Records: "When Wang Mang usurped the Han Dynasty, the sky descended on this mountain, and a divine monkey was pressing down on it. "That is to say, Sun Wukong was crushed under the mountain when Wang Mang usurped the Han Dynasty, and the time at that time was 8 AD."

"Adding all the previous time, Sun Wukong was 8 years old in 586 AD. Based on this calculation, he was born in 578 BC, which is the year of Renwu, which belongs to the horse."

After hearing Xiao Yunhai's words, everyone was dumbfounded.

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"Damn it, Emperor Yun is simply amazing."

"Even Sun Wukong's birthday was calculated by him, awesome, too awesome."

"It's okay, I feel a little dizzy."

Yu Qianhua pursed her lips, said with a wry smile: "Mr. Xiao, I'm convinced, really. How boring this is

Only people who can do such weird things. "

"Hahaha."

Everyone laughed.

Xiao Yunhai said: "This is learning. In fact, my research results on "Journey to the West" have also been included in my

in the song.For example, in the episode "The True and False Monkey King", it is difficult for Monkey King to find anyone, and no one knows whether it is true or not.

If it is me, it is very simple to distinguish them? "

Guo Gang said: "How to distinguish?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "Look for two types of fruit, one is peach and the other is durian. The one who chooses durian is Zhen Wukong."

Yu Qianhua said: "Why?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "Because I already gave you the answer in a song I wrote for Piao Piao. Who of you would think

arrive? "

Everyone thought about it for a long time, but they couldn't figure it out.

The camera focused on Dong Piaopiao, who frowned slightly, as if he was in deep thought, and finally shook his head helplessly.

Yu Qianhua said: "I really want to hear which line of the lyrics has the answer."