Rebirth of the Entertainment Master
Page 1594
In fact, not only their "Sword Immortal" crew, but other crews that have been publicized are also watched in theaters in various regions.
Jiao Fangtao glanced at the leaving film critics and asked, "What do you think of this movie?"
Zhang Xiaojing is a young man, his face flushed with laughter at this time, and said: "It's quite funny, it's completely two extremes with our movie."
Jiao Fangtao continued to ask, "Then how much would you rate it?"
Zhang Xiaojing thought for a while and said, "If the plot behind it is as funny as the previous one, then I will give it a score of 9 or more, no, at least 9.5. Because this movie is even more funny than "Charlotte Annoyance" many."
Jiao Fangtao was silent for a while, then asked Li Xun.
Li Xun restrained his smile, thought about it, and said: "The exaggerated performance, sharp editing, elegant fighting and funny lines, all of which form a huge magnet, firmly attracting the attention of movie fans. Director Jiao, everyone underestimated me as a junior. This movie will definitely be a gold-swallowing monster, and the threat to us is much greater than those blockbuster movies."
Wu Jun nodded in agreement, and said, "Just like the original "Charlotte Annoyance", the word-of-mouth of this movie will definitely show two levels. Critics will give negative reviews, while fans will give good reviews. I really didn't expect , with his status as the number one director in the world, he would actually make such a film. Doesn’t he know that this is the rhythm that will be attacked by film critics?"
In the film and television industry, what kind of identity is necessary to make what kind of movie.
If it was a newcomer, it would be fine to make such a vulgar movie, but Xiao Yunhai, as the king of movies and a benchmark figure in Chinese movies, simply didn't take his identity seriously when he made such a movie.
Jiao Fangtao said: "This is what makes Mr. Xiao admirable. Since it is a comedy, it must be worthy of the word comedy. He has done it completely. Although it is exaggerated and vulgar, it really makes people The movie fans couldn't stop laughing. As for things other than movies, he didn't think about it at all. Let's see, at the juncture of the Spring Festival, whether it's those bullish Hollywood blockbusters or the great big movies that have been exaggerated in our country Production, in front of this movie that makes people laugh out loud, has to kneel. This is our real opponent."
Wu Jun, Li Xun, and Zhang Xiaojing looked at each other and nodded, obviously they thought so too.
The comments of those other big directors are almost exactly the same as Jiao Fangtao's, and they all regard this film as a strong enemy.
On the big screen, amidst the laughter of the fans, the movie entered the most classic plot.
Xiao Yunhai fell in love with Qiuxiang, and in order to chase her, he wanted to sneak into Washington, conspire with the boatman, and pretend to be dead to deceive Qiuxiang and Pomegranate.
"Neighbors in the neighborhood, come quickly, the filial son who has just been released is afraid of selling, so come and see if you don't buy it!"
As soon as Xiao Yunhai's slogan came out, the fans couldn't help laughing.
During the conversation, Sister Shiliu expressed her kindness and said, "It's so miserable! We just need a servant, so I think—"
Before the words were finished, a miserable scholar pushed a wooden cart and walked over. There were six dead people on the cart, and he vomited blood while walking.
"Pfft."
"Haha."
Seeing this episode, everyone laughed again, and thought to themselves: "Now, Tang Bohu has met his opponent."
Sure enough, the scholar shouted: "I'm so miserable, sell myself and bury my whole family!"
Xiao Yunhai showed an unbelievable expression, and said, "No way?"
The scholar said: "You two girls, have pity on me. All six members of my family died in one night. I am suffering from grade ten tuberculosis. I'm half selling and half giving away. Just buy me."
Qiuxiang said: "Oh, Shiliu, you see how pitiful he is, so let's buy him back to Washington, shall we?"
While crying, Shiliu said, "Then buy him."
Seeing that something was wrong, Xiao Yunhai said, "Sister, I came first."
Pomegranate asked: "How can this be about first come first served. What's worse for you than him, tell me quickly."
Xiao Yunhai showed a bewildered expression, and said: "I... I... this... this..., look, I haven't cut my nails for the past few days, they are full of black mud, isn't this miserable enough? "
At this time, the scholar's puppy died suddenly.
The scholar cried bitterly: "Wangcai...Wangcai...Wangcai, you can't die, Wangcai, you have been with me for so many years, you have affection and righteousness to me, and you are loyal to me, but now I don't even let you have a full meal. I’ve eaten, I’m sorry for you, Wangcai!”
Seeing Xiao Yunhai standing there, dumbfounded by the scholar's performance, the fans almost laughed out loud.
"Hey, what is the strong in the middle and the strong in the middle? A mountain is higher than a mountain. I understand today."
"This scholar's acting skills are amazing, obviously much worse than Tang Bohu's."
On the screen, Xiao Yunhai suddenly saw a cockroach and shouted, "Be careful."
The pomegranate stepped back and trampled the cockroach to death.
Xiao Yunhai showed a grief-stricken expression, and cried loudly: "Xiaoqiang! Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you Xiaoqiang? Xiaoqiang, you can't die! I've been with you for so many years, and I've always taught you like my own flesh and blood. To support you, I never thought that today, a white-haired person will send a black-haired person!"
Shiliu said, "Sister Qiuxiang, they are both in such a miserable situation, what should we do?"
Qiuxiang thought for a while and said, "Let's see."
The man saw Xiao Yunhai crying incessantly there, he was surprised and very annoyed.
Walking up to Xiao Yunhai, he said: "Brother, stop making trouble. Look at how clean you are, go in and put on some makeup before you come back. Look at me, I'm dying, and my hands are full of sores. How can you be worse than me? ah?"
As soon as this remark came out, the fans once again burst into laughter.
Xiao Yunhai said: "Don't compare me, I can't stand people comparing me!"
The scholar said: "How is it compared with you?"
"Aren't you pushing me?"
"Can you be worse than me?"
Xiao Yunhai picked up a wooden stick, severely broke his arm, and laughed loudly: "You said that your hands are full of sores, but now my whole hand is broken, who is more miserable than the other!"
The scholar said angrily, "Aren't you playing too well?"
Xiao Yunhai snorted, and said, "Your old man, I'm dating you today!"
Bookish but angry, said: "I will play with you to the end! Damn it, come on!"
The scholar picked up a stick and smashed his own head, blood flowed profusely immediately, and he said proudly: "Want to play with me? I don't even want my life, let's see how you compare with me! Who-dare-compare-me-worse- ah?"
After speaking, the whole person fell to the ground and died.
Xiao Yunhai was stunned, and said: "Good boy, it's unfortunate for you, we will meet later!"
Shiliu stopped him and said, "Since he's dead, I'll buy you."
A classic tragic scene ended, and the laughter in the theater has not stopped since the beginning.
Chapter 1597 Success
Next, the four big moths attacked Washington, and Mrs. Hua personally defeated them.
Unexpectedly, Qiuxiang's "Tang Yin Poetry Collection" fell on the ground, Xiao Yunhai took the initiative to take the blame for it, and Mrs. Hua wanted to kill him, Xiao Yunhai immediately used candles as drumsticks and wooden stools as drums, and there was a wonderful blow happy.
Qiu Xiang reciprocated, and Xiao Yunhai was promoted to be Hua Wen Hua Wu's personal senior book boy.
You'll Also Like
-
Starting with Ryujin Jakka, I choose to join the Akatsuki organization
Chapter 139 10 hours ago -
One Piece: The Broken Monk of the Grand Line
Chapter 60 10 hours ago -
One Piece: Fist of the World
Chapter 189 17 hours ago -
You are not allowed to play Yu-Gi-Oh!
Chapter 149 17 hours ago -
Konoha: The thirty-year-old Uchiha is not motivated
Chapter 267 19 hours ago -
Weird: Run away, he has conceptual-level abilities!
Chapter 404 19 hours ago -
Changsheng: My qualifications improve a little bit every day
Chapter 423 19 hours ago -
Creation furnace
Chapter 406 21 hours ago -
My attributes have no limit
Chapter 821 21 hours ago -
No one really thinks I'm stupid, right?
Chapter 707 21 hours ago