Rebirth of the Entertainment Master

"Then what's wrong with me? I can't discuss it with others."

"Did you discuss it when you gave it to your family? You just don't want to give it!"

"Is that why I don't want to give it? People don't want it at all!"

"You give the law like that, can people want it? You don't have any sincerity in giving you." After finishing speaking, Zhao Wanqing ruthlessly threw the red envelope to the ground.

Xiao Yunhai also became angry, and said: "I'm not sincere?! Ah, I'm not sincere, right?"

Xiao Yunhai angrily picked up the red envelope, bowed deeply at ninety degrees to Huang Bo, and shouted: "Doctor Liu, please accept it!"

Huang Bo said: "Okay, I'll accept it."

After finishing speaking, he took the red envelope and turned and walked into the operating room.

Chapter 1307 Hilarious

"Pfft."

"Hahaha."

The audience saw Xiao Yunhai looking at the operating room with a bewildered expression, and immediately burst into the biggest laughter since the beginning of the sketch.

"Hey, I'll go, Huang Bo is so interesting."

"Now Emperor Yun is embarrassing."

The reversal of the scene made everyone laugh wildly.

Feeling that everyone was almost laughing, Xiao Yunhai swallowed, looked at his empty hands, and said, "Is it that sincere when I give it? As for taking it away before I finish speaking?"

"Hahaha" the audience laughed again.

With her hands behind her back, Zhao Wanqing calmly walked in front of Xiao Yunhai, patted him on the shoulder, and said mockingly: "You must be stupid, you must have been slapped loudly by reality."

Zhao Wanqing patted Xiao Yunhai's face while talking, and the scene laughed wildly again.

Xiao Yunhai sat on the chair, turned his head to look at Zhao Wanqing, and said, "I'm fine, I'm just afraid of this mouth, it slaps your father's face."

"Hahaha."

Thinking that the red envelope was just a blank piece of paper, not money at all, the audience became very happy.

Zhao Wanqing was surprised, as if she didn't understand what Xiao Yunhai meant.

Zhao Wanqing quickly covered it up and said, "Ah, it's okay. Daughter-in-law, don't worry this time, my dad will push it out in a while."

Zhao Wanqing said triumphantly: "Then you must push it out steadily. Let me tell you, it's good to give you a red envelope. The doctor really worked hard to perform the operation on you."

He got up and glanced at the operating room, and said softly: "Besides, those reports, those who have medical accidents, ah, dropped a pair of scissors today, a knife tomorrow, and a cotton ball last time, why, that's because No red envelopes."

The more Xiao Yunhai heard it, the more afraid he was, and said: "Let me tell you, this is your personal opinion."

Zhao Wanqing said: "My personal opinion? It's reported in the news, so can it be fake?"

Xiao Yunhai seemed to have no strength all over his body, leaned back on the chair, and said: "That's over, those who didn't give the red envelope will end up like this, if you give a fake one..."

At this point, the biggest contradiction in the sketch has been formed. Almost every line the two say is followed by a burst of laughter.

Xiao Yunhai got up and came to Zhao Wanqing, and said: "Daughter-in-law, come here, sit down. Let's say for example. A patient gave a red envelope to the doctor, but what if the red envelope contained money?"

"What is it, card?"

"For example, it's not a card, it has nothing to do with money."

"What else could it be?"

"For example... put paper

"Paper? Didn't it fold into a thousand paper cranes? Isn't that funny to the doctor? Then why don't you stuff the red envelopes? Just put the patient in the stove and it's over, hehehe... Besides, how can you be so careless?" family members, if I want to have such family members, I will shoot him to death directly."

When the audience heard it, they immediately leaned forward and back with laughter.

Xiao Yunhai immediately got up and went to knock on the door of the operating room, shouting: "Doctor Liu, come out for a while, I'll discuss something with you."

Zhao Wanqing said angrily: "You are crazy, what are you shouting, you call him out, you are performing an operation on my dad."

Xiao Yunhai wailed, and said: "Looking at it now, what he does is not as good as what I do. You can't go into the stove, Dad."

"Hahaha"

Everyone at the scene burst into laughter.

Zhao Wanqing looked puzzled, and asked, "No, wait a minute, come here for me, what do you mean?"

Xiao Yunhai cried and said: "Daughter-in-law, for example, am I that example?"

"For example, Thousand Paper Cranes." Zhao Wanqing rolled her eyes when she heard this, and fell back into a faint.

Xiao Yunhai quickly put his arms around her and called out, "Daughter-in-law."

Zhao Wanqing woke up and shouted: "Doctor Liu, before you do something wrong with my father, you should come out for a while."

"Yeah, even if you come out to go to the bathroom, it's fine."

"Thousands of mistakes are Ru's fault. My dad is innocent. Dad, if you persist for a while, I will let Shen Teng go in front of you right now." After speaking, Zhao Wanqing grabbed Xiao Yunhai's neck.

Xiao Yunhai hurriedly broke free and shouted: "Daughter-in-law, calm down, calm down, daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, calm down."

"How can I calm down? I don't know whether my dad is dead or alive now."

"Perhaps the current situation is not as bad as you imagined. Let me tell you, if the doctor has not had time to open the red envelope, and we are going through all this trouble now, wouldn't it be a shock to the snake?"

"Oh, that's right, what if, what if it's already opened?"

"Impossible, there are so many people inside, it's too late to collect black money and hide it, who can count it in front of people, right?"

"Correct."

"It's just counting. It has to be after the operation. Find a corner to count secretly. When the time comes, count it. Let's count it. My dad has already finished the operation, so it's too late."

Zhao Wanqing said: "According to what you said, people gave fake red envelopes? That's not right."

Xiao Yunhai explained: "For example, if you fell ill today, you asked that expert to treat you and gave someone a fake red envelope, then if you commit the crime again tomorrow, how can you find someone else, so you don't block your way out. But my dad is different, the appendix is ​​like a chicken crop, there is only one, if you want to cut it up, it will be gone.”

Zhao Wanqing said: "Okay, even if what you said makes sense, you didn't do it like this. How risky it is. Shen Teng, let me ask you, is my dad not good enough to you? Tell me yourself."

Xiao Yunhai showed an expression of astonishment, and said angrily: "You should say it."