Special Forces of Infinite Travel

Some of the wits inside couldn't stand it anymore, and wrote their masterpieces with a brush.Some are good, some are bad, and so on.And there are doggerel poems written by real ignorant people to make people laugh.

Finally, Wei Zhongdao also wrote a poem, which seemed to describe the beauty of this spring.But it is a metaphor for people.The description is very brilliant, and it seems that the heart belongs to it.And his poem directly overwhelmed all the talents present.The people who provoked applauded one after another.

Chapter 445: Untitled

Ping'er beside Cai Yan said to Shi Lei: "Brother Shi Lei, your literary talent must be better than his. You should write a poem too!"

Shi Lei shook his head with a smile and said: "Since ancient times, cultural relics have been the number one. Who is better than whom, and who can tell? Let's forget it, I came here today to enjoy flowers!"

But at this time, Wei Zhongdao happened to come over and heard Shi Lei and Ping'er's words, so he said: "Mr. ?”

Although he is a son of an aristocratic family, you have done a good job of hiding it, but Shi Lei is still keenly aware of a provocation.

No matter Shi Lei can feel it.Wang Zhaojun could also feel it clearly: "My husband, please write a poem. It can be regarded as living up to everyone's expectations."

"I'm not good at making love poems! If you really want me to make one!" Shi Lei looked at a frog under a tree in the pond and said with a smile: "Then I'll make a song about frogs!"

"Sitting by the pool alone is like a tiger crouching, and under the shade of a tree to nourish your spirit. I don't want to open my mouth when spring comes, which insect dares to squeak!"

As soon as this poem came out, the majestic and overbearing lines of the period shocked the gifted scholars and beautiful ladies present for a long time.The poems they write are also full of love and love, chanting flowers and talents, and at most lamenting the misfortune of the world, with a full sense of sadness.

But this poem is full of domineering meaning!

"Brother Shi's tone is too loud! Be careful of trouble!" Wei Zhongdao said with a gloomy face.

Shi Lei smiled slightly: "Thank you for reminding me, but who can do anything to get me?"

When Shi Lei said this, his momentum exploded, and the color of the world changed instantly, as if he was on the throne of destroying the world, the sky was dark clouds flickering, and thunder and thunder mingled!

Wang Zhaojun patted him lightly: "Don't scare these children, you are serious, what are you fussing with them."

Shi Lei laughed, the dark clouds disappeared in an instant, and the sun once again shone on the earth.The feeling of being weighed down by a heavy stone dissipated in an instant.

Instead of daring to stay in front of Shi Lei, they all disappeared and went to do their own things!

"Mr. Shi's poems are full of the meaning of a king. You think Mr. Shi is definitely not an ordinary person." The only ones who did not leave were Cai Yan and her maid, Ping'er.

"It doesn't matter who we are, this time we are here just for fun. Miss Cai can enjoy the flowers by herself."

Cai Yan resigned and went to enjoy the flowers with her friends.It's just that she didn't leave Shi Lei's sight, did she turn her head to look at Shi Lei, the two looked at each other, but she hurriedly turned around.

"This Miss Cai Yan is really cute. It seems that she cares about her husband very much. Didn't she think about adding a younger sister for me?"

Shi Lei smiled lightly and shook his head: "Our husband and wife of more than 200 years don't need to eat this kind of jealousy. In this life, you are enough!"

Wang Zhaojun obviously wouldn't listen to his nonsense: "Yes, you should be the only one in this world, but you are not from this world, and you also said that you have traveled through many worlds. My Sisters are definitely not in the minority anymore. Are you still unwilling to introduce us?"

In the past, whenever Wang Zhaojun brought up this topic, Shi Lei chose to avoid it.Neither denied nor admitted.But this time he sighed: "I don't know why, I can't get in touch with them, I can't get in touch with my space. I may have to ask Master for help in this matter, but I don't know where Master and his old man went. Just talk about it later."

"Can't get in touch? Then can you go back?" Wang Zhaojun felt a little complicated when he heard the news.She has expectations in her heart, hoping that Shi Lei will never leave again, and just stay with her forever in this world.But would Shi Lei really be happy?There is also worry in my heart.

"It's okay, don't worry. The big deal is to defeat the Tathagata in the end and pass through the Three Realms. I won't believe that I can't go back!"

"Husband, if there is a good girl, I won't have any objections. Having an extra sister is also a kind of burden for me, isn't it?" Wang Zhaojun snuggled into Shi Lei's arms and said softly: "And your skill has not been surpassed in 50 years. You have improved, and you have reached a bottleneck. Your Xuanyuan Jue needs the assistance of dual cultivation to advance better and faster!"

"What nonsense are you talking about? If I really want to use this method to cultivate, do I have to wait until now? If I really like a woman, naturally I won't say much, but if I want to do such a thing for the sake of cultivation, I will I really can’t do it now.”

Cai Yan also wrote a poem surrounded by many ladies, but the poem was filled with a sense of resentment that cannot be loved.But this song is really good.

"Miss Cai's literary talent is really outstanding, and she is worthy of being the daughter of Xueshi Cai. I am afraid that there is no other woman in the world with her literary talent!" Even Wang Zhaojun gave a very high evaluation of her poem.

Shi Lei nodded at this: "Naturally, one of the four talented women is not in vain."

"Four talented women?"

Shi Lei smiled and said: "In later generations, there will naturally be people who will rank various ancient figures. For example, the four beauties, the four beautiful men, the four talented women, etc."

"Who are the four beauties and the four talented women?"

"There is one of your rankings among them, but the four beauties all ended badly. They all ended their short lives miserably. There is a feeling that the beauty of the beauty is unlucky."

"Is there still my ranking in it?"

Shi Lei nodded: "If I hadn't appeared, you would have entered the palace smoothly, but it is said that because the painter was not bribed, the portrait presented to the emperor was too ordinary, and he has never been invited, and has always been just a court lady. Southern Xiongnu called Han Xie Shanyu was defeated by his elder brother Zhizhi Shanyu of the Northern Xiongnu, and surrendered to the Han Dynasty. He went to Chang'an three times to make pilgrimage to the emperor, and asked Han Yuan Emperor himself to be his son-in-law.

Zhaojun bid farewell to his homeland and headed north.Along the way, the horse neighed and the geese blew, tearing her heart apart; the sense of grief made her uneasy.On the mount, she plucked the strings and played the farewell song.When the wild geese flying south heard the melodious sound of the zither and saw the beautiful woman on the horse, they forgot to flap their wings and fell to the ground.From then on, Zhaojun got the nickname "Luoyan". "

Wang Zhaojun was in a trance. It turned out that this was his own destiny. Although Shi Lei had said before that the ending was miserable, the ending was indeed miserable enough.But she knew that there was more to this story: "Then what? Wang Zhaojun married Shan Yu in the Xiongnu, but Shan Yu died within two years. According to the customs of the grasslands, she must marry the eldest son of Shan Yu. It is indeed absurd! She wrote a letter to the Han Dynasty and asked to return to her homeland, but she was rejected, and she was asked to follow the customs of the grassland. She had no choice but to marry. In the end, the Huns rebelled, and Wang Zhaojun died of depression at the age of 35. "

Wang Zhaojun buried his head tightly in his arms: "Thank you, such a solution is really terrible."

After recovering, Wang Zhaojun gently wiped away his tears: "Then who are the other four beauties?"

"Sinking fish and falling geese, closing the moon to shame the flowers!" Shi Lei continued to give her popular science knowledge points: "The first two have already left, Xishi holding the gauze——Shen Yu; — Shame flower!"

"Diao Chan?" Wang Zhaojun's eyes lit up: "I met Diao Chan. When I contacted Yiyi the day before yesterday, she was playing with an extremely beautiful woman. That woman's face is rare in the world."

Shi Lei smiled and nodded: "It is said that when Diao Chan worships the moon, the moon will shyly hide in the clouds and avoid seeing it! And the last Yang Guifei, named Yang Yuhuan, is an emperor's noble concubine. The noble concubine is drunk and lies in the flowers , When you see a beautiful flower, you will shyly close it."

"Is it so miraculous?" Wang Zhaojun was curious, looking at a flower next to him with a wink, and the flower slowly closed.Wang Zhaojun blinked blankly: "Ah, I think I can also be strangled."

Shi Lei was also dumbfounded, and slowly explained: "Actually, there is another theory about shameful flowers. It is said that Concubine Yang touched the mimosa in the flowers, and the mimosa closed, but the maids sang that the concubine was more beautiful than the flowers, and the flowers would be beautiful when they saw it." Shyly closed."

"Mimosa?" Wang Zhaojun blinked cutely again, she knew the mimosa.But I didn't know that the last embarrassing flower was actually an oolong.

"Who knows which is true and which is false, it has nothing to do with us!" Shi Lei didn't care.

"You said before that the four beauties all ended badly, didn't you? Then Diao Chan didn't end well either?" Wang Zhaojun immediately sighed: "This world is going to be chaotic, how desolate Gone with the Wind is."

"Wang Yun wanted to kill Dong Zhuo, and devised a divorce plan. He asked Diao Chan to seduce Lu Bu, and then asked Dong Zhuo to take Diao Chan away. He successfully separated Dong Zhuo and Lu Bu with a beauty trick, and Lu Bu killed Dong Zhuo himself. But Diao Chan's whereabouts are unknown.

Yang Yuhuan was bestowed to death by the emperor in the end. "

After a spring outing, Shi Lei still didn't communicate with others, and he always talked to Wang Zhaojun about himself.until the end.

The father and the two returned to the inn.Pushing open the door, I saw a very beautiful woman sitting in the room.Shi Lei asked suspiciously: "Miss, who are you looking for?"

Seeing someone pushing the door and coming in but a stranger, Diao Chan was a little flustered, but when she saw Wang Zhaojun, she leaned on her, went up slowly, and bowed gracefully: "I've seen my aunt, I've seen my uncle, my uncle."

Shi Lei only felt a little weird.And Wang Zhaojun quickly went up to pull her and said with a smile: "So it's Diao Chan. You're here, so Yiyi should be back too!"

"Well, what did sister Yiyi go out for, she said she would be back in half an hour."

"That's good, Diao Chan, come and talk to Auntie!" Now that Wang Zhaojun knew Diao Chan's future fate, there was pity in his eyes.

"Let's talk, Diao Chan, what do you want to eat? I'll tell my buddy!"

"It's all up to uncle, uncle is the master!" Diao Chan is not used to it either.Shi Lei is the best choice no matter in appearance or temperament.Look at his handsome face.This uncle's call is really awkward!