Special Forces of Infinite Travel

"Get out! I just had a hunch that her performance might be ridiculous."

"Lei Ren? What do you mean? Was Yifei struck by lightning?" Well, the only person who can ask such a question is Guan Gu.

bang——

When the gong sounds, you know the show has started.

A youth came on stage: "I am a subprime risk!"

bang——

Another gong sounded, and another young man came on stage: "I'm a stock crash!"

bang——

"I'm a bank bad debt!"

"I'm a subprime mortgage bah, I'm a sluggish consumer!"

Four gongs sounded, and the four youths shocked everyone when they entered the stage.With the sound of another gong, the hearts of Shi Lei and the three of them trembled.

Hu Yifei appeared on the stage in the disguise of a charter woman all her life, with a cigarette in her mouth and a chicken feather blanket in her hand, and she sang directly: "Love, no! Hate, no! Catch, don't come! Can't shake it off!"

Zeng Xiaoxian asked in a daze: "Who is he playing?"

Hu Yifei on stage: "Hello, subprime mortgage risk, stock crash. Hello bank bad debts, sluggish consumption. I am your mother - financial crisis!"

Shi Lei covered his face, he couldn't stand it anymore.Sitting here watching this performance, I felt like I was sitting on pins and needles, like a thorn in my back, like a thorn in my throat!

The three-hour performance is finally over.Shi Lei and Zeng Xiaoxian were completely overwhelmed by this scene.It seems that Guan Gu is still watching it with gusto.

Hu Yifei ended up with flowers?Is this the level of appreciating horses?Haven't seen the show or what?

'This kind of performance is simply the worst performance I have ever seen in my life.There is no worse acting than this. ' Shi Lei roared inwardly.

"Shi Lei, did I perform well?" Hu Yifei walked over with a smile.

"It's beautiful, I've never seen such a beautiful performance." Shi Lei grinned, it smells so good.Then he said earnestly, "But Yifei, your level of acting is too high. It's also quite different. Others may not be able to appreciate it. It's like a work of art that has never been sold in a commercial blockbuster, right?"

Hu Yifei thought for a while, and nodded in agreement: "Indeed, you said so. My performance level this time is indeed a bit high. The audience is ordinary people. The relationship between sluggish consumption and the financial crisis should be ambiguous. If I had known, I should not have chosen the death of Wall Street. In fact, the New York crisis sounds good."

Zeng Xiaoxian patted Shi Lei dully, and said in a daze: "Brother, can you stop talking nonsense with your eyes open? This scene is simply the worst scene I have ever seen in my life."

"Huh?" A murderous look appeared in Hu Yifei's eyes: "Zeng Xiaoxian, what did you say?"

Zeng Xiaoxian said: "Isn't it? It's really bad. I'm telling the truth. We are good friends, so I'll tell you the truth."

"You're so tall. Good friends should encourage each other and make each other happy. What kind of good friend are you?"

Guan Gu said quickly: "Yifei, Mr. Zeng didn't mean that. But your performance is wonderful, I like it very much. I didn't expect that the subprime mortgage risk is the real murderer, but the stock crash and bank bad debts can't be together. , It's really a pity."

Hearing Guan Gu's praise, Hu Yifei smiled and said, "Well, I will consider your opinion and revise the script. See, this is a good friend."

Both Zeng Xiaoxian and Shi Lei were shocked.Looking at Guan Gu in a daze, can you actually understand?This is simply incredible.

Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to say something else, but Shi Lei interrupted him and said: "Mr. Zeng, how is the filming of the poor man?"

I really dare not let Zeng Xiaoxian continue talking.The original work was played because Zeng Xiaoxian said that good friends should point out each other's mistakes, and Hu Yifei said that good friends should encourage each other.So Zeng Xiaoxian also came to perform a transformation of Autobots.

That game was screamed on the stage for three hours. It's really hard to imagine what kind of performance it will be.And when the time comes, Hu Yifei will definitely ask herself to come to watch the performance.I was so bored that I went to see Zeng Xiaoxian's performance.

So Shi Lei felt that Zeng Xiaoxian's performance had been eliminated directly at the source.

Zeng Xiaoxian chuckled: "Shi Lei, don't you know? Ten episodes have already been aired on the poor man, and now the number of broadcasts on the Internet has exceeded 5000 million. Brother Xian is also a big hit now."

Shi Lei nodded: "That's right, work hard. After the dick boy, a variety show may be organized, and you will be one of the resident guests at that time. At that time, you will be the real star. I will leave for a while Did something happen in the apartment?"

Hu Yifei shook her head: "Nothing happened. It's just that Lu Ziqiao is writing a novel now. It's unexpected."

Shi Lei's eyes lit up.He had thought before that he wanted to help the people in the apartment.Hu Yifei and Wanyu didn't say much, but their own woman still said so much.

Zeng Xiaoxian has almost arranged for him now.Big red and big purple should not be a problem.Guan Gu is just drawing comics with himself.Now the Dragon Ball trend is sweeping the world, even compared with the neon One Piece.

With Guan Gu's miraculous information now, he can get the best treatment in any comic company he goes to.But there is still Naruto waiting for him to draw, the future is not a problem at all.

Zhanbo is currently working as the manager of the technical department in the company, and it will not be a problem at all in the future.

Now there are only two people missing.That is Lu Ziqiao and Meijia.These two are unreliable, even if I want to help them, I can't find a place to start.

Now that Ziqiao wants to write novels, there are so many novels in his mind.You can make hundreds of outlines for him casually.You can give it a try.

As for Meijia, let's see if it's okay to see a pet hospital or something.Since I live in an iPartment, these people are my real good friends, so I have to take care of them no matter what.

As soon as the group arrived at the apartment, they saw Wanyu talking with a man at the elevator entrance.Everyone walked over, Shi Lei asked: "Wan Yu, is this your friend?"

Wan Yu nodded and said, "Let me introduce you. This is my former classmate Artest. Artest is my boyfriend Shi Lei."

Artest?Hearing this name, combined with the original book, Shi Lei could easily determine who this guy is.It's the one who appeared in the original book.The kickboxer who was KO twice!

After hearing Wan Yu's introduction, Ah Tai took a closer look at Shi Lei.In my heart, I gave Shi Lei the title of a little boy (he couldn't compare to his appearance).

Then Artest stretched out his hand: "So you are Wanyu's boyfriend, it's an honor to meet you."

Shi Lei also stretched out his hand to hold him together, but felt that Artest started to exert strength.Shi Lei looked at Wan Yu speechlessly.Wan Yu is now a real master at the level of a grand master, and this little trick can still be seen.Immediately, the original smiling face disappeared, and he said softly: "I will pay for the medical expenses."

"Ah, my hand!"

A miserable howl resounded through the love apartment, but there was no audience.Shi Lei and the others had already left, leaving only Ah Tai holding his right hand, sweating coldly, kneeling on the ground in agony.And he still has 2 yuan under his feet.

Back in the suite, Wan Yu was still a little bit aggrieved: "It's really unexpected that Artest has become this kind of person. You shouldn't have held back just now."

"Ahem, there is no such thing as ashes anymore. Well, don't be angry with this kind of person. Otherwise, it's not worth it."

"By the way, Valentine's Day is coming soon, how do you plan to spend it?" Wan Yu looked at Shi Lei with a smile: "I just don't know you have so many wives and girlfriends, can you make it through?"

Shi Lei spread his hands indifferently: "What does it matter, let's spend it together, it's all about deepening the relationship. But how to spend this Valentine's Day, I really haven't thought about it."

"Let's go on a trip. The teacher and his girlfriend went on a trip before. I saw the photos they sent and I wanted to go too."

Shi Lei nodded: "Okay, but do you plan to travel domestically or globally? Whatever you want, I will definitely have time then."

Wan Yu thought for a while, then smiled: "Domestic travel, global travel is so boring. Why don't we travel to other worlds to play. I just don't know if you can travel to a fun world. I don't want to Go to those worlds of super martial arts, the world of Xianxia. Those villains are stronger than us, so it will not be fun to play."

Shi Lei smiled: "It was really difficult before, but because I am refining the dharma body now, it doesn't matter where I am. So the system has the right to choose to travel. What do you think of the Condor Shooting World? Rong Er and Nian Ci will be fine by then. Catch up with the family."

"Shooting the Condors? That's ok. Any one of us can blow up the whole world. There is no need to worry about any danger. This is for fun."

Chapter 310: Lu Ziqiao writes a novel