Back to the Ming Dynasty to be a tyrant

Wen Tiren bowed and saluted sincerely, saying in admiration: "Your Majesty's celestial attitude is beyond the reach of my ministers. This article is easy to understand and is suitable for enlightening children. Although it is short over a thousand words, it is a summary of "The Analects of Confucius Xueerpian". "The disciple enters with filial piety, exits with fraternity, sincere and trustworthy, universally loving and caring. If you have spare capacity, learn literature." The truth is clear."

When Shi Fenglai saw Wen Tiren, he shamelessly flattered Chongzhen first, and immediately said: "Your Majesty is a great talent, and I am deeply impressed. I think that this article should be expanded by craftsmen, and that every society should hang His Majesty's sacred instructions." .”

Then, he bowed with a look of embarrassment on his face and said: "It's just that I think that there is something wrong with your Majesty's narration."

Chongzhen thought to himself, it is not easy for me to memorize this thing without making any mistakes. How can I know what is wrong?This damn is the complete version that has been handed down for hundreds of years. I want to make a face, but I just changed the sage's instruction into the emperor's instruction. Why is there something wrong?It's just that after all, I want to maintain the appearance of a wise gentleman, so I just pretend to be curious: "Oh? Shi Aiqing just talk about it, what's wrong?"

Shi Fenglai bowed again, then clasped his hands and said: "Your Majesty, Qi Zuo, I think the sentence, Disciple Regulations, Emperor's Training, is inappropriate. Why don't you change it to Disciple Regulations, Saints' Training. Filial piety first, trustworthiness second."

Chongzhen immediately felt like a shit, why the hell did he change it back to the original version?Is this Shi Fenglai a time traveler?

When Chongzhen was thinking wildly, Shi Fenglai continued: "Your Majesty is the Son of Heaven, a saint descended from heaven to shepherd the people. This article was written by Your Majesty, and it is used to teach the world's young children. Of course it can be called a saint's instruction. "

Seeing that Shi Fenglai was so shameless, Wen Tiren immediately said: "Your Majesty, Qi Zuo, I think that Master Shi's words are reasonable, and it is not an exaggeration to call it a sage's instruction. But what is the name of this article? I hope Your Majesty will clarify it."

Chongzhen watched Wen Tiren and Shi Fenglai vying for flattery, and said with a smile: "This article is just a random thought. Since it is used for the enlightenment and admonition of Mengtong's disciples, why not call it "Disciple Regulations"?"

Seeing that both Wen Tiren and Shi Fenglai agreed, Chongzhen, who originally wanted to run away after pretending to be forced, continued, "There is one more thing. Since I already have sociology in Ming Dynasty, I just need to send more teachers, but how should Wang Huaiwen deal with it?" ?”

Chapter 157 Shameless Emperor Chongzhen

Chongzhen didn't have so many thoughts at first, and an ordinary programmer would not take the initiative to think of vaporizing a person who thinks about the Ming Dynasty, even if this person is temporarily loyal and traitorous.It was precisely because Emperor Chongzhen's thoughts were too difficult to guess, Tian Ergeng remained silent and chose to play dumb.

But Wen Tiren and Shi Fenglai have been through the officialdom for a long time, but they took the initiative to complicate things - the emperor said that, didn't he just want us two to come up with the idea of ​​​​evaporating people, and then take care of the pain of the two of us foot?

But Wen Tiren and Shi Fenglai feel that it is better to be human after all, even if it is clear in their hearts that the best choice is to let that Wang Huaiwen disappear without a sound—whether it is for Jinyiwei or Dongxichang. The seamless disappearance of an ordinary scholar is simply a matter of pinching.

But this can't be done that way.If they want to take the initiative to evaporate an ordinary person, Jin Yiwei can take the initiative to ask the emperor, Dongxichang can also take the initiative, but ministers like himself cannot take the initiative.Among other things, making the emperor think that he is a cruel and merciless person is equivalent to taking the initiative to register with the emperor, and wait for the day when he will be vaporized by the emperor.

Wen Tiren and Shi Fenglai were not so happy. Tian Ergeng next to him was like a wooden stake, standing there from the beginning to the end, without saying a word, just quietly waiting for the emperor's order. It's time for you eagle dogs to take the initiative to take the initiative, you bastards!

However, Tian Ergeng took the eyes of Wen Tiren and Shi Fenglai as if they were air - don't think about it!I'm not a fool. The man in front of me doesn't have any sand in his eyes. I'm fine as a knife without his own thoughts. If the knife has a mind of its own, would the master still dare to use it?

Otherwise, how do you say that people are old and treacherous, horses are old and slippery, and rabbits are hard to catch when they are old?Really let the experienced Wen Tiren come up with a perfect idea-neither to evaporate people, nor to let this Wang Huaiwen go to some social school to buy people's hearts, but also to hold it in the palm of his hand inside.

Chongzhen looked at Wen Tiren and Shi Fenglai flirting below, and glanced at Tian Ergeng from time to time, but he was quite curious, what were they doing?What are they thinking?

But without waiting for Chongzhen to continue guessing, Wen Tiren bowed first and said: "Qizou Your Majesty, so Han Yang Xiong once said in "Speech·Zi Xing": "It is better to learn than to seek a teacher. A teacher is a role model." Today, when studying sociology, most of the gentlemen are low-ranking and unofficial, and the level of professors is also high and low. It is not an exaggeration to say that there are good and bad."

"Since Wang Huaiwen and other 26 supervisors are willing to go to teach boys in social studies, I think that it is better to use these supervisors as teachers to teach some old children about life, and after they pass the exam, they will be appointed as teachers of sociology. In this way, we The level of the social studies teachers in the Ming Dynasty is almost the same, and the level of the children they teach is probably similar. After passing the provincial examination and government examination, the best ones are selected to select talents for the court."

"What's more, if Wang Huaiwen and other supervisors are allowed to set up their own private schools, it will be suspected of inviting people to buy people's hearts. In this way, there will be no worries."

However, Chongzhen secretly gave Wen Tishi a thumbs-up—as expected of a boss who got involved in Shoufu, this brain is much stronger than his hard-working programmer, let him talk about the good and the bad, And it also brought out the shadow of the normal university of later generations.

Chongzhen, who deliberately pretended to be aggressive, pondered for a while, and then continued: "Teacher, teaching karma and solving doubts. In sociology, it is the teacher who enlightened the boys. The influence on these boys can be said to be with them for a lifetime, so we have to be careful. "

"Since this is the case, I chose a place in the capital to build the Beijing Normal University. I am the head of the mountain. The first batch of students are 26 people including this Wang Huaiwen. After they graduate, I will use it as a basis to teach others who want to be teachers people."

Only then did Wen Tishi relax, and it seemed that he had taken the right step, which not only solved the trouble, but also made the emperor happy.It's just that he secretly envied Wang Huaiwen and others. The emperor himself led the head of the mountain to teach these 26 supervisors. It doesn't matter how many classes the emperor attended, or whether he went or not. It is the name of the emperor's disciple.Even if I go to teach these students myself, these students are no longer my disciples-in that case, where did I put the emperor?Enough to live?

After the discussion of the matter was basically completed, it was almost dawn. Since being woken up in the middle of the night, Chongzhen was also a little tired, so he simply ordered Wen Tishi and Shi Feng to go back and forth to rest, and then he went to lie down with Concubine Tian for a while, and fell asleep. After returning to the cage, when it was Chenshi, Chongzhen, who had recovered his energy, simply took Wang Chengen and Fang Zhenghua to the Royal Academy where Xu Guangqi was.

Now Chongzhen felt more and more that he should find a way to get some science dogs or engineering dogs. Without these people, it would be inconvenient for him to do anything.Just making paper, printing, and making textbooks is a headache for me, let alone learning how to make guns, cannons, and rockets like other traversers.

Chongzhen, who secretly ridiculed himself for embarrassing the traverser, suddenly thought of a sentence Yi Xingzhi said in the middle of the night: "The place where students travel to study is a small country called Portugal. There are quite merits. Moreover, the other country is still living in Haojingao.”

Maggie!It's you bastards who took Lao Tzu's territory and didn't return it to Lao Tzu until the millennium!Thinking of this, Chongzhen became more and more resentful of Qingdi's incompetence—you can't even handle such a scum that Daming crushed like a dog, why the hell did you let you sit in this world, Li Zicheng deserves to die, Wu Sangui even more Damn it!

Chongzhen was getting more and more upset, but he had nowhere to vent his anger. He just whipped the horse violently, and silently increased the speed, which made Wang Chengen a little confused. up.But Fang Zhenghua didn't think so much at all, anyway, he was just the shadow of the emperor in the open, as long as he was in charge of the emperor's daily safety, he whipped the horse and followed.

When they arrived at the Royal Academy, Chongzhen waved away the others, and when he was seated, he asked Xu Guangqi straight to the point: "I remember Xu Aiqing once said that even in the capital, there are many barbarians who are proficient in firearms and weapons. Calendar?"

Xu Guangqi was taken aback by Chongzhen's question, but before he had time to think about it, he replied: "Your Majesty Qizuo, there are about twenty Xiyi in the capital who are good at calendars, and there are Xiyi who are good at firearms. It's about seven or eight."

Chongzhen simply waved his hand and said: "In Xu Qing's opinion, these people may be used by my Ming Dynasty?"

Xu Guangqi pondered for a long while before replying: "Your Majesty Qizuo, these western barbarians came to my Ming Dynasty originally for the purpose of preaching. The purpose of this annals is not to make money. If Your Majesty allows them to preach, they will naturally be used by my Ming Dynasty." Otherwise, I am afraid that his heart will not be willing."

"It's just that its doctrine is that there is no king and no father. It pays attention to the God whose surname is Jesus, not the Haotian Jade Emperor God that I believe in in the Central Plains. I think that even if he is allowed to preach, there should be more restrictions."

There is no good thing for scholars!Chongzhen once again cursed secretly in his heart, the Jiyoujiao regards you as a good friend. Of course, this kind of Xu Guangqi, who is ruthless after learning other people's things, is a good Xu Guangqi. Now that he has learned everything, Still messing around with those savages, don't learn from those future generations who always feel that the moon of savages is rounder.

Emperor Chongzhen, who thought Xu Guangqi was very good, finally began to feel better at the moment, and he was no longer gloomy just now, which made Xu Guangqi less stressed.It's just that these savages are still needed now, and Lao Xu alone will not be able to die from exhaustion. Chongzhen, who has thought clearly, said to Xu Guangqi: "Except for the capital, the rest of the places, especially the land of Panyu, are not here. How many generations are there?"

But Xu Guangqi replied honestly: "Your Majesty Qizuo, I don't know. It's just that the land of Fanyu is close to the sea, and so is Quanzhou. I think there must be a lot of barbarians coming to these two places."

Chongzhen nodded, thinking about it too.What good things do these Western missionaries have?To put it bluntly, these guys are all in collusion with the countries in the west, which is equivalent to spies. What's more, they first preach and find out the local situation at the same time. If they encounter weak chickens, they will come later. That is, the strong ships and powerful guns of those countries in the west—in Emperor Chongzhen’s poor historical knowledge, he couldn’t remember which country in the West was strong and which country was weak at this time. Anyway, in his eyes, They are all barbarians, as long as there is no good bird.

The most obvious example is what happened in Macau during the Ming Dynasty. After these barbarians were taught to be human by the navy of the Ming Dynasty, they honestly bribed local Ming Dynasty officials in Macau to occupy Macau. Seeing that the mite cleared the chain, what shit happened later, it is clearly recorded in the history books of later generations-of course, it may one day be rewritten as the integration of Western nations into the East for some reason .

Chongzhen, whose train of thought had obviously gone astray, quickly came back to his senses. It is impossible for mite Qing to exist. Sooner or later, I will send them to serve the Emperor Tianqi. As for those barbarians—the skinning order is still something. ?In the worst case, I will imitate what the descendants of these savages did in America, and do the same thing to them!

Chongzhen, who had already made up his mind, said, "It is impossible for these people to preach. However, I want the knowledge of these barbarians to be used by me. Does Xu Aiqing have any good ideas?"

Shameless!This is what Xu Guangqi is thinking at the moment...

Chapter 158 An Apple Falls

I have never seen such a brazen person since I started studying!Xu Guangqi only felt that his heart was messed up. Is the emperor's request too much?From the point of view of a Ming person, it is actually not too much.Thunder, rain and dew are all benevolence of the king, life and death are in the hands of the king, what are the conditions for your knowledge to contribute to the country?It really is the extreme of no king and no father!

But from the perspective of Jiyoujiao, this requirement is quite excessive.You don’t allow us to preach, and you ask us to help you. Isn’t it clear that you don’t want to give carrots to donkeys, but let donkeys pull mills?It's just too deceiving!

Of course, Xu Guangqi felt that it didn't matter. They are barbarians. They have no king and no father. They are like beasts.Anyway, I didn't have any psychological pressure to sell these guys.

After thinking about it for a while, Xu Guangqi bowed and said: "Your Majesty, Qizuo, now in the capital, there is a man named Tang Ruowang who is good at calendar and firearms from Xiyi. He is a Jesuit missionary of the Western Holy Roman Empire, a Catholic Jesuit A monk, a priest, this person is good at calendar, firearms and all kinds of miscellaneous studies, I originally wanted to introduce him to the Royal Academy, thinking about his identity as a western barbarian, but it didn't happen."

But Chongzhen said curiously: "Whether it is Xiyi or not, as long as it is useful, invite him in and let him participate in the matter of firearms and calendar."

But Xu Guangqi bowed again and said: "Your Majesty, you can't. There are many secrets unique to our Ming Dynasty in this Royal Academy. If they know it, they may be in danger of being leaked. If those barbarians learn it by then, it will be difficult for my Ming Dynasty to learn it." unfavorable."

Chongzhen sneered, and said: "It's just a barbarian, let him come, even if he learns and wants to take it out, he must be able to leave the land of Ming Dynasty alive! The Ming Dynasty is so big, where is the land not to bury people?"

..., Xu Guangqi didn't know what to say at all. The emperor was shameless, but he just didn't take these foreign barbarians seriously. A human life may still be a human life that he worked hard for himself. Just bury it, really shameless!

Of course, Chongzhen was shameless, and Xu Guangqi felt nothing. All the famous emperors in history were basically shameless.Look at Emperor Han Jing, who killed the Prince of Wu with a chessboard, Li Shiming killed his brother and slaughtered his brother and wrote it in the history books swaggeringly, Zhao Kuangyin added a yellow robe to Chenqiaoyi, which of these Mingjun holy lands is shameful up?On the contrary, those embarrassing emperors, such as Emperor Wuzong and Xiandi, disappeared without knowing why.

"Since this is the case, Your Majesty might as well lure them with a lot of money. People from the western barbarians value profit in the first place. If your Majesty promises a lot of money, they will not be able to preach, and it will be nothing." Although Xu Guangqi felt that Emperor Chongzhen's behavior towards the barbarians was not honest, but he I started selling gay friends myself, and I sold it very thoroughly.

Chongzhen hummed, and said to Xu Guangqi: "It's okay, if the problem can be solved with money, it's not a problem."

Turning around, he said to Wang Cheng'en who was standing beside him: "Write it down, and remind me when I return to the palace."

After Wang Chengen bowed to answer, Chongzhen continued: "How about the flintlock?"

Hearing this, Xu Guangqi pulled his old face down, knowing that the emperor was fine and wouldn't come here, and it was really for this matter: "Your Majesty Qizuo, according to what your Majesty said, the made firecrackers are really convenient, good Use, not afraid of rain, as long as the ammunition is not wet, it will not affect the use."

"It's just that the bomb exploded too quickly. Some of them exploded after more than [-] rounds. Some good ones were only thirty or fifty rounds. If they were used during the Eastern Expedition to build slaves, It is estimated that each sergeant has to carry more than ten firecrackers to use in rotation, otherwise, after a battle, they can only use swords."