Back to the Ming Dynasty to be a tyrant

On the school field that was still silent just now, there was a sudden burst of laughter.

That's right, the emperor is here, he is standing in front of the school yard, and he drank a bowl of wine just now!

We hard-working Qiu Ba don't understand anything else.

But the emperor thinks highly of us Qiu Ba, we sell our lives to his old man, it's worth it!

The soldiers on the school field are actually no better than the soldiers of the Beijing Camp and the New Army.

According to the words of later generations, the soldiers of the Beijing camp are actually all of high rank, and they are all honorable children who will be criticized in future generations.

There are not many honorable children in the new army, but after more than ten years of continuous training and recruiting recruits in the entire new army, almost 10 of the 8 people can write some simple letters, and almost everyone can read them some books.

Although the soldiers of the Beijing Camp and the New Army may not even be able to compare with a child in terms of knowledge, compared with the soldiers of these local guards, they are like Wenquxing.

He didn't know a few big characters, maybe he couldn't even read a word when the shoulder pole fell down. He was an ordinary guard soldier who didn't understand too many principles, and still held the idea of ​​being a soldier and eating food in his heart.

Even if there are military supervisors and eunuchs in every guard, it is useless to repeatedly brainwash them. They don't have that brain and they don't have that heart.

Now hearing the words of Emperor Chongzhen being so down-to-earth, it was really an eye-opener for Qiu Ba of Tianjin Wei—from the beginning of the Three Emperors and Five Emperors, are there any emperors who are so down-to-earth and attach so much importance to us, Qiu Ba?

Anyway, I haven't heard of it, and it's hard to say whether there will be such an emperor in the future.

To sell my life to such an emperor, I have confidence in my heart!

Emperor Chongzhen looked at the soldiers on the school field who were still standing, so he simply sat down on his own buttocks, and waved to Wen Tiren, Zhu Chunchen and others, and said with a smile: "Let's sit down first, the fire is burning, and the ground is also burning." Not cold."

Zhu Chunchen stroked his gray beard, sat down and said: "Your Majesty said that if we don't sit down, the soldiers will probably have to stand."

Things were just as Zhu Chunchen said, until Emperor Chongzhen and Zhu Chunchen and others sat down, the soldiers on the school field slowly sat down.

Thanks to the good food, adequate nutrition and the absence of mobile phones and computers to harm eyesight, and the bonfire in the school grounds was burning enough, Emperor Chongzhen could clearly see that many soldiers were not very stable after sitting down. I want to twist my body.

After everyone was seated, Lu Wenhai whispered, "Your Majesty, do you want to let the soldiers wrestle for fun?"

Emperor Chongzhen smiled and said: "Follow the mood of the soldiers. If they want to, let them make a fuss. It can be more lively. It happens that there is a large amount of mutton to be transported later, so let the soldiers wait a little longer."

After Lu Wenhai agreed, he got up to make arrangements, and after a while, several soldiers started wrestling in the school grounds.

Emperor Chongzhen watched with a smile, took a sip of wine from time to time, and cheered when he saw the benefits, which immediately made the atmosphere in the school ground lively, and even the ordinary soldiers let go of their voices and cheered.

After several wrestlings, Emperor Chongzhen drank a few bowls of wine again, plus what he drank when drinking with Wen Tiren, Zhu Chunchen and others before, so that the whole person was a little drunk.

Squinting his reddened eyes, Emperor Chongzhen didn't need anyone to help him, so he stood up by himself, and walked towards a nearby bonfire with a wine bowl in his hand.

Seeing that the soldiers beside the bonfire wanted to get up, Emperor Chongzhen feigned anger and said, "Sit down! No one is allowed to get up!"

After the soldiers sat down looking at each other, Emperor Chongzhen raised the wine bowl in his hand and spun it around, and after signaling to the soldiers on the entire school field, he said loudly: "Today, I have a few words from my heart that I want to share with the soldiers. Let's talk!"

Wen Tiren immediately cast his eyes on Zhu Chunchen for help, and said in a low voice: "Duke Cheng, do you want to persuade Your Majesty?"

Zhu Chunchen hiccupped and asked in a daze, "What are you persuading?"

Wen Tiren's heart suddenly felt a little desperate - Emperor Chongzhen drank too much, and Zhu Chunchen, who was able to persuade Emperor Chongzhen in front of him, also drank too much!

Zhu Chunchen is actually fine if he drank too much, but Emperor Chongzhen drank too much, who knows what kind of nonsense the old man will say?

Especially in front of the entire guard, if he said something that shouldn't be said, after it got out, would Daming lose his face?

Wen Tiren was worried about the faces of Emperor Chongzhen and the Ming court, and Emperor Chongzhen obviously didn't mean to show shame at all: "I drank a little too much, so let's say a few heartfelt words to the big guy!

I hate fighting!Because fighting will kill people!

But I have to fight again, because if I don't fight, other barbarians will come to fight us!

Why do all of us kind people have to be bullied and killed?There is no such reason in the world!

So, hey, I will kill those savages first! "

After a look of color flashed across his face, Emperor Chongzhen continued: "Look, is the problem solved? Let me tell you, there is nothing that cannot be solved by killing the barbarians. If there is, then kill all the barbarians! "

Wen Tiren simply hid his face with his sleeves and stopped looking at Emperor Chongzhen—the Ming Dynasty has been established for nearly 300 years, and the imperial majesty accumulated by successive emperors has been completely destroyed by Emperor Chongzhen today!

It is conceivable that after tomorrow, there will be rumors that Emperor Chongzhen was drunk and went crazy.

It's fine if it's just like this, but the words of Emperor Chongzhen will really cause big troubles after it gets out—those vassal states, especially the vassal states in Nanyang, are authentic barbarians.

And at this moment, Emperor Chongzhen is clamoring to kill all the barbarians...

Emperor Chongzhen didn't realize that he had drunk too much, instead he drank the wine in the bowl and said with red eyes: "I'll prepare everything for you!

After two years, when my Ming Dynasty is stable and there are no natural or man-made disasters, I will take you to kill the barbarians!Get military merit!

Great truth, I won't say much!Anyway, you all know that with military merits, there will be money!house!Your mother-in-law and children can live a better life! "

I don't know what Emperor Chongzhen thought of. After a hey smile, he staggered to another bonfire and said, "Everyone sit down! No one is allowed to get up!

Don't you know?My Daming now has a lot of land!There are so many that you can't finish giving birth to a baby!

But your children can't be finished, what about your grandson?What about your grandson?This land, sooner or later it will not be enough!

What if it is not enough?I will take you back first, and then you can have children as you want, fuck the family planning!They all opened up their lives to me!

Let me tell you, those who have more children will be rewarded!If there are fewer births, there will be no fart benefits! "

Wen Tiren couldn't listen any longer, got up in a hurry and walked a few steps, and came to Emperor Chongzhen before whispering: "Your Majesty?"

Emperor Chongzhen hummed, and cast his curious eyes on Wen Tiren: "Wen Aiqing?"

Wen Tiren whispered: "Your Majesty, why don't you sit down and rest for a while, and watch the soldiers wrestle?"

Emperor Chongzhen let out a hey and said, "Don't watch it! I watched them chop people up on the battlefield!"

Pushing away Wen Tiren and the little eunuch who wanted to help him, Emperor Chongzhen walked crookedly to another pile of bonfires, and continued: "It has been 14 years since I ascended the throne! I have also passed my thirties, Seeing that it is almost the age of [-]!

How many 14 years are there in life?A full count is only seven or eight, maybe less?

I will lead you to fight the world, lead you to expand the territory, and your children will no longer have to go to war! "

He quickly drank the wine in the bowl, and Emperor Chongzhen's eyes turned red: "Wang Xuanji! I ordered him to go to Liaodong to capture that traitor Fan Wencheng, and he still obeyed the order even though he knew he was going to die. Acting, captured Fan Wencheng in Liaodong for me, and died in the face of Jiannu chasing soldiers!

I posthumously named him Marquis of Dingbei, and allowed his descendants to succeed him for three generations!I turned Fan Wencheng into a kneeling statue, and I almost killed all the Jian slaves!

I just want to ask you a question today, how can you have this kind of loyalty! ?Do you have the guts? ! "

The soldiers on the school field were brought into rhythm by Emperor Chongzhen's words, and they all shouted with red eyes: "I am willing to die for Your Majesty!"

Only then did Emperor Chongzhen pick up the wine bowl that had just been filled, and said loudly: "All generals and soldiers! Drink to win!"