Back to the Ming Dynasty to be a tyrant

But the size of these islands is there, far less than Xinming Island, tasteless like chicken ribs, and it is a pity to discard them.

If you don’t want your fief to be limited to such a small island in the future, I still suggest that you go on an expedition to the Mughal Kingdom. "

Zhu Qinyu said: "Then Mughal can be regarded as a powerful country? How can we attack it just by waiting?"

Zhu Yujian shook his head and said: "Why is a strong country not a strong country, but Ming Dynasty is stronger? If you really have the courage to go from the front to Mughal, can your majesty still watch the clan suffer?"

Hehe, he didn't watch the clan suffer, he just wanted to force the clan to die!

Zhu Xiaoyong shook his head and said: "Right now, Ming Dynasty does not fight all the time, how can he care about me? I'm afraid he won't even know how he died?

Sometimes this king really wants to stay in Daming and let it go, even if he is downgraded from generation to generation, it is better than dying outside Daming, right? "

Zhu Yujian sneered and said: "Brother Shen really cherishes his life! Why does Ming Dynasty not fight all year round? Why does Your Majesty want me to wait for the vassal king to go to sea to build a country?

Is brother Shen really ignorant or pretending to be ignorant?I'm afraid more people still pretend not to know! "

For the sake of this conversation, there is a faint tendency to tear up the face——Zhu Yujian doesn't know what's going on, and what he said is from the perspective of Emperor Chongzhen, and he and his fellow clan vassals The king is right!

Zhu Yujian didn't look at Zhu Xiaoyong's face that had turned red into a pig's liver, but continued: "When the vassal king goes to sea, he will be protected by the fleet and the guards of the palace, accompanied by soldiers from the guard, and he doesn't have to lead the troops himself. so many dangers?

To tell you the truth, since the king went to sea, except for a small wound on his forehead due to the hurricane, the rest has not even scratched the oily skin! "

Zhu Xiaoyong restrained himself from the urge to lift the table, and asked, "And then? Is it over once the fief has been laid down?"

Zhu Yujian put on a curious look and asked back: "Brother Shen, what else do you want? The land that has been laid down will naturally be your feudal land. Except for the governance of the land that has been taken down, the rest will naturally continue to fight forward!"

The more land is conquered, the larger the country is sealed off, the more taxes will be received, and the chances of discovering some gold, silver, copper and iron mines will be greater. Doesn’t Brother Shen know? "

Extra Story - The Dog Emperor Asks for Leave (Spoof Version)

ps: Thanks to the book friend "Grandy Master C" for his friendly creation

"Hey, have you heard? The dog emperor asked for leave after returning to Beijing from the queen's house."

"I'm so angry, I won't change it after waiting for a day, even if I tear up all the votes, I won't vote for him."

... (two big water than continue to chat and blow water)

A little fat man slept all afternoon, his eyes were sleepy, and before he sat up, he took his mobile phone to see what's new in the top group chat.

99+ unread messages

The little fat man clicked on the group chat, rubbed his eyes while yawning, and looked at the chat history with the other eye.

"Huh? What was it just now?" The little fat man flipped through the pages too quickly, vaguely seeing words such as "fake", "empress's family", "dog emperor", and "torn ticket".

After thinking about it for a while, "The queen found out at home that the dog emperor is a fake and has been torn apart."

The little fat man became energetic after a while, "Okay, I said, why are you so diligent in updating these days? It turned out to be fake! I just said, how could it be possible to count my loser's urination based on the word "God Emperor"?" Two and three shifts a day?"

"It seems that the dog emperor has been torn up. This fake dog emperor has no manuscripts and was picked out by the empress."

"No, more people need to know the truth." The little fat man didn't even bother to wear clothes, and opened a group chat:

——"Hey, do you know? The queen found out that the dog emperor is a fake at home, and has really been torn apart."

——"What? Did you tear up the ticket? Did we still have the big sword together last week? Why..."

……

On the highway, the traffic has been blocked.

A yellow-haired man was sitting in the car playing with his mobile phone. He was doing pesticides. Suddenly several messages popped up. He just glanced at it and continued playing the game.

"Hey, what's the matter, the reminder sound keeps going?" The non-mainstream next to him had a gossipy face.

"There can be a shit, that dog emperor I told you about, who lied to the queen and went to the big sword, but was torn apart." Huang Mao looked impatient.

"When did it happen?" The non-mainstream became interested.

"Last week." Huang Mao vaguely remembered seeing such a day.

"Hey, I'll make it fun for others." The non-mainstream took out his phone.

——"That famous dog emperor went to Dabaojian last week. Guess what, he was ripped off."

——"What? The dog emperor is quite a good person, what a pity."

—— "I also said that I broke his leg and let him keep typing. It seems too late."

……

"Hey, look at what is said here? I really have some words..." A big gold chain handed the phone to the glasses next to him.

The glasses squinted, and quickly pressed the phone to his face, "What kind of dog emperor, what big sword, what kind of broken leg code words. Your phone is too broken, you can't see clearly at all!" The glasses looked disgusted.

"You still dare to be lazy, do you want to get paid!" A briefcase walked over quickly.

"No...it's nothing, I just played with my phone for a while." Da Jinlian shrank his head.

"You still play with your broken mobile phone? Tell me! What the hell are you doing?" Briefcase thought to himself, Xiao Mian dared to lie to me.

At this time, the briefcase's mobile phone rang, and the noise on the construction site was relatively loud, so the briefcase was turned on to answer the phone hands-free.

"Ah, Mr. Lan! All right, all right! All right. I'm here anytime. All right. That's it..."

The big gold chain on one side didn't care that the briefcase was answering the phone, and then he replied: "I just read the chat messages. When the dog emperor went to the big sword, his leg was broken and the code was closed."

When Da Jinlian saw that the briefcase ignored him, he pulled on his glasses and yo-yoed.

"Okay, that's the deal." Briefcase hung up the phone, saw that the two guys had run away, didn't care, and continued to inspect the construction site.

……

In a luxurious hotel suite, a young man had just hung up the phone when the woman next to him leaned over, wishing to hang herself on him.

"Mr. Lan, can the Lun family tell you something?" The whining voice made Mr. Lan's bones crumble.

"The Lun family heard that Emperor Dog broke his leg when he went to the health care department, and he was locked up."

"Is that the author of the pirated novel you read?"

"What kind of piracy, just don't spend money on the dog emperor."

"Fine, fine, it's all up to you. Xiao Ge, if you hear that, go find someone to rescue him." Mr. Lan turned to the secretary and instructed.

Xiaoge nodded and went out.A large group of people was called together: "Now go find a man named Dog Emperor. He coded when he was in the big sword, and he hasn't been paid yet. Now his legs have been broken and he is locked up. We must find him as soon as possible. He was rescued, this was ordered by the big boss himself, let's go."