Back to the Ming Dynasty to be a tyrant

After finishing speaking, Zhang Ergou simply said: "Let's go home and eat. After eating, we will go to the government together."

Zhang Ergou's daughter-in-law was cooking with a big belly. After hearing two people in the room discussing about buying a concubine, she simply threw the rice spoon and went into the room angrily: "Okay Zhang Ergou, you will grow up when you go out to sea, right?

The old lady gave birth to your family with a big belly, but you are thinking about taking a concubine now?Is it because my mother's family is far away, and I don't have any brothers to help my mother? ! "

Feeling ashamed in front of Chen Er, Zhang Ergou immediately blushed. He wanted to beat up the silly woman but didn't dare, so he just snorted coldly and said, "What do you know? Our family has four hundred mu Are you going to plant the land?"

Zhang Ergou's daughter-in-law scolded: "My old lady thinks you are old, and wants to find a young and beautiful vixen!

If the government sells the natives, isn't there a man?Can't you also sell native women exclusively? "

Chen Er smoothed things over and said: "Sister-in-law, don't worry! It's really like what you said, there are no men, only native women are sold."

Seeing Chen Er speak, Zhang Ergou's daughter-in-law simply shouted: "Chen Er's family, your man is going to take a concubine!"

The close proximity of the two families allowed Chen Ergou's wife to hear Zhang Ergou's daughter-in-law shouting.

Different from Zhang Ergou's daughter-in-law's shouting, Chen Er's daughter-in-law came over directly with a kitchen knife: "Chen Er! How dare you try to take a concubine! I am not satisfied with giving birth to two children for your family, are you?"

Chen Ergou, who was hiding behind Zhang Ergou, stretched out his head and shouted: "You silly old woman, what do you know? Why don't you follow me to the government office this afternoon. If there are men and natives selling them, who wants to buy a woman back!"

Chen Er's daughter-in-law chopped the kitchen knife on the table with a bang, and said with a sneer, "Wait for the afternoon? Are you still thinking about going after dinner? Let's go with my old lady now!"

Chen Er looked at Zhang Ergou, and Zhang Ergou was also looking at Chen Er.

When they discussed taking concubines on the ground, both of them felt that as the head of the family, they couldn't take charge of such trivial matters?

Facts have proved that the two who are afraid of their wives really can't decide what to do - they were dragged to the government by their own wives without even finishing lunch.

The most complete government institution on Luzon Island is the Governor's Mansion, and the rest of the county government offices are under construction, so this lawsuit naturally came to the Governor's Mansion.

Before being transferred to Luzon Island to serve as the governor, Shen Hao felt that he was simply lucky or that he had been kind in nine generations to meet Emperor Chongzhen, who was so enlightened, wise, courageous and enterprising, and had a good impression of the Legalists. The Chongzhen Emperor.

But when the Governor of Kyushu Island was transferred to Luzon as the Governor again before the term of office for two years, Shen Hao felt that he had suffered bad luck in eight lifetimes, or that he must have been full of evil in his previous life to meet such an emperor.

It seems that this master is always tossing, tossing endlessly, no matter whether it is the court, the army or the people, he is always tossing non-stop.

Although the top bigwigs, such as Wen Tiren and the heads of institutions such as the Military Governor's Mansion, were not tossed about much, there were not many bigwigs from the cabinet and various ministers who were not tossed.

Just like myself, the original governor of Java did a good job, but for no reason, he let Li Yan take over for him, and he went to take over Shi Fenglai's governor of Kyushu Island.

It hasn't been two years yet, and he came here to be the governor of Luzon again, and he still has to deal with this kind of bullshit case?

At home, Chen Er's daughter-in-law, who had all the kitchen knives on the table, wanted to ask the official for a comment before entering the lobby.

Chen Er, who was secretly pushed by his wife, had no choice but to open his mouth and said: "I want to report to the lord, the villain and Zhang Ergou brothers want to buy two natives, don't you know?"

Shen Hao patted the gavel, and said angrily: "If you want to buy a native girl, just go to the county government office where Er and others are located. How can you come to the governor's mansion to play the drum? You can see that if there is no injustice, you can't beat the drum for grievances." ?”

Do you want a governor to handle this kind of shit?And it sounded the drum of grievance?Look at the flushed face of the little official who is taking notes in the lobby, you know how ridiculous it is!

After weighing it for a while, Chen Er felt that it was better to be beaten by the governor than to be beaten by a kitchen knife at home. Maybe that silly old lady would let him go if she was soft-hearted, so she said with a heart: "My lord, my villain I want to buy two native men, but I don't want to buy native women!"

Zhang Ergou, who was kneeling next to Chen Er, also said repeatedly: "The villain thinks the same way, please forgive me?"

Shen Hao rubbed his forehead before he opened his mouth and said: "According to His Majesty's order, in Luzon, Java, Majapahit, Batavia and other overseas places, only native women are sold, and native men are transported back to Daming The railway was built.

If you want to sell a native girl, go buy it, and if you don't buy it, go home, don't make noise with the governor, or you will be charged with yelling at the court! "

Chen Er lowered his head and glanced at Zhang Ergou, and found that Zhang Ergou had a smile on his face, so he kowtowed and said, "Yes! The grassroots know their mistakes, thank you, Governor, for your kindness!"

After exiting the lobby of the Governor's Mansion, Chen Ercai puffed up his chest and said, "Look, what did I say? There are no native men on this island for sale. If you don't buy two native women, who will help us plant so much land?" ?”

Chen Er's wife and Zhang Ergou's wife stopped arguing.

The thing is obvious here, there is a lot of land and few people, if you can't plant it, it will be deserted. What can you do if you don't let these two stinky men take concubines?

The elated Chen Er didn't try to buy another native woman first, but bought two directly - after all, this kind of opportunity is only once, what should I do if I don't want to buy it in the future?

As for this kind of native woman, although she is a bit black and ugly, but after all, she was bought to be a concubine, and she is not included in the genealogy, so there is no such thing as embarrassing the ancestors.

Anyway, you can farm.

Emperor Chongzhen, who was far away in Ming Dynasty, was also in Nanjing.

Zheng Zhilong and Nan Juyi and other generals who went on the expedition were given the rewards they should have, and the affairs of Luzon and Batavia were settled. Emperor Chongzhen wondered whether it was time to return to the capital.

As for the African place Zheng Zhilong found, it will not be possible to solve it in a short while, and it would be a waste of time to stay in Nanjing.

Most importantly, it seems like the draft is done?The three show girls who stand out are waiting for him in the palace now?

I don't know how the three beauties that Queen Zhang picked for her this time are like, compared to Queen Zhou and other first batch of draft picks who entered Xinwang's Palace?

But before Emperor Chongzhen left, he didn't forget to disgust the scholars all over the world.

Before leaving, Emperor Chongzhen made another decree.

It is the 11th year of Chongzhen. Since the 15th year of Chongzhen, riding and firecracker shooting will be included in the official imperial examination optional assessment items, and different points will be awarded depending on the results.

By the time of Chunwei in the 20th year of Chongzhen, riding and firecracker shooting will become compulsory items, and those who fail to pass the test will lose points accordingly.

Didn't later generations pay attention to morality, intelligence, physique, beauty and labor? The Ming Dynasty did not pay attention to beauty and labor, but morality, intelligence, and physical fitness must still be considered.

Anyway, looking at the invincible players in the world now, you can do whatever you want.

Of course, you can't really do whatever you want, at least it is very necessary to maintain a certain attitude in front of God.

Because no one knows what the mood of God is.

In May of the 11th year of Chongzhen, there was heavy snow at the entrance of Xifeng, and the snow was three feet deep.

May in the Ming Dynasty is not May in the Gregorian calendar, but May in the lunar calendar. If converted to the Gregorian calendar, it must be at least June. As a result, the heavy snow with a thickness of more than one meter fell in May of the lunar calendar. Who would believe it?

Now, even Qin Tianjian, who has always been good at talking nonsense, doesn't know how to explain it.

Said that God once again warned the emperor?

The question is, what's the warning?

The surrounding small countries are now as well-behaved as cats, Ryukyu and North Korea are attached, and the heads of these two countries are now raised as pigs in the capital.

Not to mention the Dutch and Spanish barbarians who provoked Ming, they each vomited three liters of blood and went back to their own homes.

The Great Liuqiu and Luzon once again returned to the territory of the Ming Dynasty, Java and Batavia also became the internal regions of the Ming Dynasty, and the entire Nanyang Ocean has become the bath tub of the Ming Dynasty.

Said that all the officials in the world are too greedy, you want to remind your stupid son and remind the emperor to kill another batch?

Who else would dare to do such a taboo thing other than Emperor Chongzhen taking the initiative?You don't want to hang out in the officialdom anymore, do you?