Back to the Ming Dynasty to be a tyrant

If this guy still misses with support, or is beaten to death by those rubbish Ainu people, then he really can't blame others, he can only blame himself for being too rubbish.

Chapter 455 Emperor Chongzhen was plagued by plague

The officials of the Ming Dynasty, or the officials of the whole world throughout the ages have a common characteristic, that is, they don't read advertisements to see the curative effect, especially the vassal kings.

You, Emperor Chongzhen, boasted so loudly, no matter how hard you say, you are diligent in government and love the people, and you also love the officials. That is all false and useless.

The curative effect that really has practical effects is reflected in the heads of people who have been chopped off all over the ground, and those people who have really reaped the benefits.

For example, those seven vassal kings who went to Xinming Island, for example Shi Fenglai who went to Kyushu Island to be promoted as the first governor, for example, the emperor’s first running dog was shameless, warm and benevolent, for example, Zhang Weixian, the first pair of bonus sticks in the Ming Dynasty Father and son, such as Liu Xingzuo and Xu Guangqi who returned from Wanli.

Especially Xu Guangqi's health has not been very good recently, and he coughed up two mouthfuls of blood recently. The Emperor Chongzhen wished to send all the imperial doctors in the Imperial Hospital to give old Xu a consultation first.

After all, if Lao Xu were to be placed in later generations, he would definitely be a big cow who can grow apple trees. If he can't stand up to five divisions, he can stand up to at least five guards.

On the one hand, it is the sword held high by Emperor Chongzhen, and on the other hand, it can be said that it is all kinds of benefits and meticulous care. The officials who have seen the actual curative effect finally know how to choose.

The emperor wants to build the railway, right?No problem, pull out all the people who are preparing for Maodong, and they are idle anyway.

Building a railway in a dangerous area will kill people, right?Forget it, let the big bosses of the Ministry of Railways figure out a way to buy Jian slaves, white slaves and Kunlun slaves, anyway, just don't let the people under their rule die.

It is not a big problem for people to die normally, after all, it is not normal for people to die someday.

But if the common people die on the construction site, according to the style of the master in the Forbidden City, it is estimated that he will first pretend to shed a few tears, give the common people some money to burn and bury, and then take his own head Go out and reassure people.

Or it can be said to be an example to others.

Then the commander of the Taozhou Guard felt that he was also quite unlucky, and unexpectedly encountered an earthquake!

Taozhou is a broken place, the railway will not be repaired here for the time being, and the well drilling and the like will make a profit, but after it is over, there will be no further work.

And in normal times, such things as drought, hail, frost, and floods are just changing tricks, and that's fine, but now there's still an earthquake!

Even the Emperor Chongzhen was stunned when he received the news from the Taozhou Newspaper—God, are you kidding me?It seems that November is almost December, and there will be another earthquake in the place where the heavy snow has just fallen?

Does this mean Daming doesn't have enough fun?If you don't come to this show every month, you will be unhappy, won't you?

However, no matter how painful the egg is, it is useless. Those who should help the disaster should still have to help the disaster, and those who should help the people rebuild must help the people rebuild.

For this reason, Emperor Chongzhen took out 5 taels of silver from the already stretched internal funds, and squeezed out 10 taels of silver from the treasury, which was basically regarded as the last family fortune, and replaced it with various disaster relief supplies.

If it is said to develop according to this rhythm, if there is another random fun in December of the sixth year of Chongzhen, the year of Emperor Chongzhen will not be over.

However, whatever you are afraid of, Murphy's law has shown its power at this time-in this season when there is not much snow in other areas, there is another heavy snowstorm in the capital, accompanied by heavy snowstorms. Thunder and lightning continued for another few days.

Emperor Chongzhen, who was wailing incessantly, really wanted to capture some gods and throw them into the imperial prison—what evil did Daming do?It's fucking endless, isn't it!

But it’s okay, after all, it’s a big snowstorm. This thing is different from the rain and hail in Dengzhou and the earthquake in Taozhou. Just follow the example at the beginning of the year and send the new army and the Beijing camp to help the people clear the snow in time. That's all, there is not much money left for the rest.

Then, when Emperor Chongzhen was having a headache because of these messy things, he unexpectedly received Wen Tiren's resignation requesting to resign when he was old and return home.

In terms of age alone, Wen Tiren is now 61 years old, which is not too young, but for a cabinet minister, this age is not too old, basically a similar age.

As long as Emperor Chongzhen is willing to let Wen Tiren continue to work, Wen Tiren can basically work until he is in his seventies, or directly until he dies.

After all, there is an old saying that goes well, people are old, dogs are slippery, and rabbits are hard to catch when they are old.

With Emperor Chongzhen's flat-headed temperament, if there were no nobles headed by Zhang Weixian and members of the original eunuch party headed by Wen Tiren to wipe his ass, the world would have been messed up by him long ago.

After all, no matter how powerful an emperor is, it is impossible to do everything.

Some people tried this, and then died early—Fatty Ying and Yang Er Zhu Chongba all wanted to finish their own work, and then let future generations eat and wait for death with peace of mind.

So Emperor Chongzhen's plan is to let Wen Tiren continue to be the chief assistant. The fact that the little white in history has changed more than a dozen chief assistants in 17 years must not happen again, it's too fucking funny.

However, Wen Tiren, who was at a good time, wanted to become an official?If I don't let you work till your death, it's my failure. Do you still want to be an official?Why don't you go to heaven?

But no matter what Emperor Chongzhen asked, Wen Tishi's answer was always so simple - old and frail, unbearable to be driven, and many illnesses, fearing that he might miss important national affairs.

After the first memorial to the old man was rejected by Emperor Chongzhen, Wen Tishi followed up with the second memorial. Anyway, the meaning is only one, if the minister quits, you old man will pick another capable one.

Then Emperor Chongzhen thought about it, and found that except for throwing Wen Tishi into prison for a period of time in a rage, he treated this guy pretty well the rest of the time. Excuse me, now this guy is actually thinking of quitting?

What do you want to do?Do you want to go to Xinming Island with money and become a local emperor?This is not possible, the Ming Dynasty still has to point to your old Wen to sell children, daughters, and blood. Want to go to Xinming Island?It's fine for your son to go, you'd better work honestly.

But Emperor Chongzhen thought about it, and found that the two resignations submitted by this guy were very firm in his request to resign and return to his hometown. He probably didn't know about something.

This is already the second time, and this time the seal was rejected. If Old Wen wrote the letter again, it would be the third time—no matter how unreasonable the emperor is, it is impossible for him to face three resignations and still not allow it. .

After all, people are not young and strong, but they have really reached their sixtieth year, and they will basically agree to such things as retiring from old age and returning home after three resignations.

After thinking about it, Emperor Chongzhen simply called Xu Xianchun into the palace. This guy was in charge of supervising officials. Xu Xianchun was right.

Then Xu Xianchun told Emperor Chongzhen with a face full of pain that Wen Tiren was originally normal, but he became like this bird only after singing a nursery rhyme in the capital.

Only because the content of the nursery rhyme is not suitable for reporting to His Majesty the Emperor, Jin Yiwei did not report the news.

The content of the nursery rhyme is very simple, as simple as seven words: "Emperor Chongzhen has been warmed."

Who Emperor Chongzhen refers to does not need to be explained. After all, for His Majesty, who can't even mention his name directly, it is most appropriate to address him by his year number or His Majesty.

But directly addressing His Majesty, who knows who it is?There are too many His Majesties, not to mention the emperors in history and the Ming Dynasty, even when the foreign ministers greeted the Queen of Zhou, there was nothing wrong with addressing them.

The point is that these three words have been warmed.

Being warm is equivalent to being plagued, and being plagued means being plagued, and the game is over, and there is nothing to look forward to.

Even Emperor Chongzhen wondered if God was deliberately playing Daming to play himself. After this nursery rhyme reached Wen Tiren's ears, didn't Wen Tiren have to count it up?

As soon as Emperor Chongzhen came to the throne, he directly killed Huang Liji, and then promoted himself to be the chief assistant of the cabinet. As a result, from the seventh year of Emperor Chongzhen's ascension to the throne, it has been seven years since Chongzhen was in sight. There are disasters every year, and disasters every year. , Is it really my business?

Let’s be a scholar, sometimes it’s not a good thing to read too much.

Just like Wen Tiren, the more you think about it, the more you feel that it is your own problem. That's why the Ming Dynasty suffered disasters every year--His Majesty also said that natural disasters were brought down because of the wrath of the heavens caused by the officials of the world.

After Emperor Chongzhen killed so many officials, God still didn't stop, and only because he was the chief assistant of the cabinet, the reason why the civil official group was in charge could be explained.

Although Zi once said that Zi's silence was strange, but how do you think about this matter, why is he evil?If one day the emperor and his old man feel that he is the only one who caused him, Zhu, to suffer from the plague, then he will be in a good position?

It's better to resign and go home to take the baby with you, so that one day you won't have anything you don't need.

As for the master not agreeing to my resignation, that doesn't matter, even if it is three times and still refuses, at worst I will get sick or something, in short, I have to go home quickly.

Dog lives matter.

However, Wen Tiren hadn't decided whether to go to Xinming Island or stay in Daming after returning home, and Emperor Chongzhen's reply had already arrived——Wang Chengen came over in person.

For the officials of the Ming and foreign dynasties, although Wang Chengen is awesome, but he is too far away, he is not as awesome as the ministries and cabinets.