Back to the Ming Dynasty to be a tyrant

Emperor Chongzhen always thought that he was shameless enough, but compared with these old fritters, he was still shameless.

For example, Zhu Changying kept saying that he would go overseas to found a country and become the Ping Fan of the Ming Dynasty forever, but in reality?

Damn, I just think it's too damn dangerous to stay in Daming, and I can't say when I will be dragged into trouble by those literati, and I will be as inexplicable as that unlucky King Fu.

As for founding a country overseas, although there are risks, the benefits are also great--the real lord of a country, except for pretending to be the grandson of Emperor Chongzhen when he returns to Daming, the rest of the time can be spent as much as he wants.

As for the bastard Zhu Yujian, king of the Tang Dynasty, who said that the prime minister and the Taiwei were appointed by Daming, Zhu Changying didn't think there was any problem.

Anyway, I don't want to rebel, I just want to taste what it's like to be a real vassal king. What can the prime minister and Taiwei do to me?As long as you don't go against it, don't you just follow the widow's happiness?

The most important thing is that it is too damn dangerous to stay in Daming, and I am not an idiot, so I will not stay in Daming and wait to be chopped up by that dog emperor.

It has to be said that Zhu Changying's request moved Emperor Chongzhen from the root.

Originally, it was Emperor Chongzhen's idea to get rid of these vassal kings who were raised as pigs, but now Zhu Changying has also begun to respond, and the remaining vassal kings are probably even more excited-it is because Zhu Changying's identity is too sensitive.

Since Zhu Changxun, the king of blessings, was chopped off, there are no more emperors of the same generation as Emperor Chongzhen who are suitable to be emperors, and Zhu Changying is the only one left.

And Zhu Changying has gone to sea to found a country, which fundamentally determines that Emperor Chongzhen is the only legal emperor. No matter how other people want to create some monster moths, they will lose their best goal.

Emperor Chongzhen was very happy about Zhu Changying's knowledge and interest. Since Uncle Gui gave me face like this, I can't be stingy, can I?

After nodding his head to express his agreement, Emperor Chongzhen continued: "Uncle Gui has such thoughts, and I am naturally very happy in my heart. Although I am reluctant, it is not good to stop Uncle Gui from serving the country."

After a few hypocritical nonsense at first, Emperor Chongzhen continued: "Uncle Gui Wang is going to sea, I wonder if there is anything I can help with?"

After Zhu Changying considered it for a while, he said cautiously: "Your Majesty Qizuo, one is silver, what about this, I have some savings since I became a vassal, although it is not as good as what Uncle Tang and others have accumulated over the years, it is still enough.

The second is the army, which needs a lot of help from His Majesty.The third is the common people. I am willing to recruit refugees to go to sea like Uncle Tang, and ask for your majesty's permission. "

Emperor Chongzhen sneered in his heart, but he didn't expose Zhu Changying's shameless statement.

Although Zhu Changxun, the King of Fu, was favored and received the most fiefdoms and rewards, but this King of Gui, Zhu Changying, was definitely a lot—even if he was not as solid as the other vassal princes who have been passed down for generations.

Since King Gui said that the money was enough, Emperor Chongzhen didn't bother to pretend to give the money himself, so he simply nodded and said, "Wei Liaozi Zeng said: Hundreds of people are killed, and they fall into chaos; thousands of people are killed, and the enemy is captured and killed." ; Thousands of people were killed and ran rampant in the world.

It can be said that after the people have been trained, they are an army, and the soldiers in the army can do: know the banner, debate the golden drum, clarify the order, divide the formation, know how to advance and retreat, then an army can be successful.

Now the recruitment of guards is not as good as before, not many people are willing to go to sea with Uncle Gui, how about this, I promised Uncle Gui to go to Shaanxi to recruit refugees, and then train them into an army, how about it? "

Zhu Changying heard what Emperor Chongzhen said, and knew that what Emperor Chongzhen said was true, so he immediately responded very simply: "Your Majesty is very kind, and I am grateful!"

However, Emperor Chongzhen continued: "It's just that the time is tight to recruit refugees for training at this time. Why don't Uncle Gui wait until next year before going to sea?"

Zhu Changying said: "Your Majesty, obey your orders. In addition, I have a small request, please allow your majesty. I will go to Shaanxi to recruit refugees, and naturally I have no time to take care of the fiefdom. I ask your majesty to take back my fief."

Very good, I like you who are so sensible.

Emperor Chongzhen immediately refused: "What is Uncle Gui talking about, the fief will naturally be taken back, and it will only be taken back after Uncle Wang recruits refugees to form an army."

Zhu Changying, who knew that Emperor Chongzhen was duplicity at all, simply stood up and bowed: "Your Majesty Qizuo, I really don't have that much energy to take care of the fief. Your Majesty, please take back the fief."

After a short pause, Zhu Changying continued: "I know that this request will embarrass Your Majesty, but if Your Majesty does not agree to my request, I will not get up!"

"Forced and helpless", Emperor Chongzhen just stood up and helped Zhu Changying, and sighed: "Uncle Wang has said so, what else can I do? Forget it, I just follow Uncle Wang."

From Uncle Gui to Uncle Wang, there was a single word difference, but Zhu Changying knew clearly that he had passed the test perfectly this time.

That being the case, Chen Chongshan should be handed over to Emperor Chongzhen, there is no need to keep it: "Your Majesty Qizuo, someone secretly sent a scholar named Chen to contact the minister. Now Chen has been brought to Fengyang by the minister. How to deal with it?"

Emperor Chongzhen smiled and said, "Bring it up, I want to see what these bastards say."

When Chen Chongshan was brought here, he still planned to be stubborn and not kneel - anyway, you are a fucking fool, why should I kneel to you?

But Jin Yiwei, who was following Emperor Chongzhen, didn't think so. Immediately, someone walked up behind Chen Chongshan, kicked him at the crook of his leg, and kicked him to the ground abruptly.

Looking at Chen Chongshan who was quite unconvinced, Emperor Chongzhen simply ordered: "Take the rag out of his mouth, what's wrong with blocking him like this!"

After taking away the rag that was stuffed in Chen Chongshan's mouth, Chen Chongshan immediately opened his mouth and cursed: "Foolish King! Tyrant! Dog Emperor!"

Emperor Chongzhen's originally smiling face turned gloomy at that moment.

Damn, I'm trying to reason with you. If you open your mouth and scold like that, it's too fucking embarrassing, isn't it?

Emperor Chongzhen, who felt that he had lost face, just spat out two words: "Slap the mouth!"

Chen Chongshan's bones were really hard, hard beyond Emperor Chongzhen's imagination - even though his mouth was dripping with blood, he still yelled at him until he had no strength left, then he glared at Emperor Chongzhen and said, Not sent.

Those bastards who are too cold than the water don't know how many times stronger, how the fuck did they get mixed up with those bastards?

The sullen Emperor Chongzhen said, "I'm going to reason with you, but you're playing with me? Does it show that you're strong enough?"

With a sound of bah, Chen Chongshan, who spat out a mouthful of blood, glared at Emperor Chongzhen and said, "What's the reason? Success is king and defeat is nothing more than that. It's just that the people of the world suffer from the tyrant's government like water and fire. How can the people be blamed?"

Emperor Chongzhen's biggest headache was this kind of thing.

One mouthful is his mother's righteousness, the common people, the common people, want to make everything easy for you, but they are often those who have a heart and no brains.

It can be said that Emperor Chongzhen would not have the slightest soft-heartedness when it comes to killing the kind of bastard whose water is too cold, but for such a bastard who is full of justice but has done wrong things, Emperor Chongzhen's conscience is still There is a little respect, or pity.

After thinking about it, Emperor Chongzhen asked: "Since you say that I am a foolish emperor, let's have a good debate, so that you will be convinced to death, so as not to say that I don't teach and you will be punished."

Regardless of whether Chen Chongshan agreed or not, Emperor Chongzhen asked directly: "I come to ask you, the surname is bitter and my tyranny, so what kind of people are called people?"

But without waiting for Chen Chongshan to answer, Emperor Chongzhen said to himself again: "It is said in the "Shangshu. Yu Xiashu · Yao Dian", that the nine clans are in harmony, and the common people are peaceful. .

It can be seen from this that the common people you mentioned are not the common people in the world, but the powerful and powerful people are the common people. "

When Emperor Chongzhen said this, Chen Chongshan's swollen face began to glow red - this was out of anger.

Glaring at Emperor Chongzhen, Chen Chongshan shouted: "It's a bunch of nonsense! The people of the Li people are naturally the common people in the world!"

Emperor Chongzhen was not annoyed at all, and said with a smile: "What do the people of Li have to do with you? On behalf of the herdsmen of heaven, what we value is the benefit of all the people in the world, not the benefit of one family, but what you value is the common people." profit."

After a pause, Emperor Chongzhen continued: "I come to ask you, I will never add edicts to those under me, can there be any government in the south of the Yangtze River that will charge more?"

Chen Chongshan sneered and said, "It's just an invitation to buy people's hearts!"

You are so fucking smart!I'm just inviting people to buy people's hearts!

Smiling, Emperor Chongzhen continued, "What is the price of salt in Jiangnan now?"

Chen Chongshan still sneered and said, "It's just a small favor!"

There is no way to talk about this damn thing, Emperor Chongzhen thought it was ridiculous to see this bastard, this guy is his mother's oil and salt!

Emperor Chongzhen, who was a bit mad, said angrily: "Then what do you want? Let me abdicate? And then? You bastard, every book has been read into the dog's stomach!"