Back to the Ming Dynasty to be a tyrant

Two small stir-fries, two stews and a bowl of rice, this is the lunch of Emperor Chongzhen.

It's just a pity that the time when Emperor Chongzhen came could not be said to be too early or just right, and the reading of the popular newspapers failed to catch up, so he could only listen to the high-spirited discussions of the people who were eating nearby.

Thanks to the rules set by Emperor Zhu Yuanzhang, the great ancestor of the Ming Dynasty, and the repeated emphasis of Emperor Chongzhen after he ascended the throne, the people don't care about talking about things in the court—except for calling Emperor Chongzhen a brain-dead and a harem. matter, discuss the rest casually.

And since ancient times, it has been believed that the common people in China take pleasure in discussing political affairs. Otherwise, why would there be so many keyboard masters who rule the country and open up borders?

If it's just like this, it's fine, the key is that there are always some keyboards that can raise fish in their heads, and the zombies are disappointed with their brain capacity-the habit of kneeling and kneeling every day, and they can't straighten their backs!

This kind of people, maybe only dung beetles are very interested in what's in their heads.

As for the hobby of discussing state affairs, other places can be chosen at will, and there is probably no place where people can play more freely than ordinary people in the capital.

It's like a taxi driver in later generations, not to mention other places, as long as you are from the capital city, you talk to Ya about national affairs, Sino-US relations and so on, and Ya can tell you from the starting point to the destination, and it's not too expensive. Heavy style.

Don't care about what is true or not, in short, it can give you a moment of stupefaction, making you feel that only people don't go to govern the country. It's really a pity for talents. and so on.

This is probably the benefit of being at the feet of the emperor and being more informed.

The same is true for the people of the Ming Dynasty.

In particular, Emperor Chongzhen was shameless. While secretly sending people to the Ming Dynasty to spread the word about how he was diligent in governing and loving the people, he also made a lot of publicity about how he led the army to conquer himself, killing the heads of foreigners.

In this way, the common people in the capital of the Ming Dynasty will be even happier.

Don't you see, why has Liu Che, Emperor Xiaowu of the Han Dynasty, been praised for thousands of years?

Isn't it because this guy disabled the Huns and sent an army thousands of miles to conquer for two horses-the Han people's genes are just like this.

The genes that have been planted since the time of Yanhuang will not change no matter what, even if they are only hidden.

As for Liu Che's inability to govern the country later, it meant that the people of the Han Dynasty were a bit miserable, but after a round of crimes were issued, the people of the Han Dynasty chose to forgive him.

Furthermore, most people know the term Wenjing Zhizhi, but how many people know the achievements and life of Emperor Xiaowen and Emperor Xiaojing?

Neither of these two first-class emperors in governing the country was more famous than Emperor Xiaowu's expedition to the Huns and the Western Regions.

It can be seen from this that the conquest gene in the bones of the Han people cannot be erased by anything.

Emperor Chongzhen felt that this was pretty good. He didn't have any strength to fight on his own. Looking at the Han Dynasty, even if he was about to sing cool, he still beat foreigners. This is the real awesomeness.

There is another saying in China that has been passed down for thousands of years.

What is good at the top will be effective at the bottom.

In other words, the king of Chu has a thin waist, and many people in the palace starved to death.

With Emperor Chongzhen in charge, the farming hall of the Ming Dynasty began to think about getting more land again.

There were five or six big men sitting around a table not far from Emperor Chongzhen, all of them looked like men with big arms and round waists, not like ordinary people.A little further away, there was also a Jin Yiwei dressed in a flying fish suit.

The people in the entire restaurant didn't take the Jinyiwei people seriously - as long as they didn't scold the emperor, they didn't care what the people were talking about.

The leader at the table next to him took a sip from his wine glass and said, "I reckon that the new army should start recruiting soon. We brothers can't keep killing pigs, we have to try."

A man next to him smiled and said, "Second brother Zhao, you should stop thinking about it. Is it so easy for the new army to advance? I heard that not only must you have a good physique, but you must also be able to read.

It is said that he also sent a daughter-in-law.Of course, I heard this too, and I don't know if it's true or not. "

Zhao Er sneered and said, "You know what. After joining the new army, a gentleman taught you how to read, not from the very beginning. As for the daughter-in-law, you can just dream."

After finishing speaking, he scratched his head and said: "I don't know those twists and turns, really let me learn it, can I learn it?"

The other man looked at Zhao Er scratching his head and said with a smile: "It's hard to say, what if you are Wenqu Xingjun descending to earth?"

Zhao Er was also amused, and said with a smile: "You can just make up my motherfucker, there is Wenqu Xingjun who kills pigs for a living?"

After laughing, Zhao Er said with some concern: "Not to mention, this new army is really not that easy to get into, except for clean and good family members, but anyone with a little dirt is not wanted.

The net worth of our brothers is innocent, but there are few people they want. "

The man who said that Zhao Er was Wenqu Xingjun just now also said with a worried look on his face: "If you want me to say, His Majesty is still confused about this matter, so just recruit more people?"

As the saying goes, misfortune comes from the mouth, the captain of Jinyiwei who was not far away from them happened to hear this person's words, and immediately sneered, and after passing by, he picked up the Xiuchun knife and smashed it down on his head and face.

The man who was smashed did not resist, but just put his hands on his head and shouted: "Master Jun! Lord Jun! The villain drank too much piss, damn the villain! There must be a traitor in the court to deceive Your Majesty!"

The captain of Jinyiwei beat him for a long time, seeing how the others wanted to pull but didn't dare to move, he sneered and said, "Be more fucking careful next time.

One by one, two or two horses urinate and don't know the southeast, northwest?

If it weren't for the kindness of the emperor, I would put you in the imperial prison and entertain you well. "

Several people responded repeatedly, seeing that Captain Jin Yiwei was not serious, they took the opportunity to help the beaten man aside.

The captain of Jin Yiwei snorted coldly and sat back.

The brother in the group was beaten up and lost the interest to drink any more, so he immediately called Xiao Er to come and meet him and leave.

Emperor Chongzhen also smiled.

These guys can talk freely after drinking a little wine, this beating is not unfair-if they were changed scholars, they would have been sent to prison by now.

However, Emperor Chongzhen expressed that he was still very happy about the fact that some people wanted to join the new army as a soldier.

If there are more soldiers, it means that you have more horses in your mouth. If you have more horses, you can grab territory. If you have more land, you will be charged more protection fees. This is a virtuous circle.

Of course, it would be better if these bastards didn't scold themselves for being stupid.

For example, the people on the other tables obviously had some spare money, and they were praising Emperor Chongzhen for his wisdom.

For example, chasing Yao and Shun at the top, and matching Emperor Taizong of the Han Dynasty and Tang Dynasty at the bottom. In short, Emperor Chongzhen was wise and powerful, and Lin Danhan who beat him was as stupid as he was and could still ask for compensation-this group came from the Xuanfu.

Many people in Xuanfu were unlucky when Lin Dan Khan invaded last time, but after Emperor Chongzhen conquered Lin Dan Khan in the north, he gave them compensation - what was discussed from Lin Dan Khan, Emperor Chongzhen himself did not Keep it, and give it all to the people.

A small episode did not affect Emperor Chongzhen's interest in eating at all, but made him eat more than usual.

After arriving at the Royal Academy, Emperor Chongzhen was stunned by the stupid, black and thick guy in front of him.

I told Xu Guangqi that the seven thousand western books were already on the way, and Lao Xu was very happy.

But what Lao Xu let him see, Emperor Chongzhen couldn't be happy no matter what.

This is different from what I imagined.

In the impression of Emperor Chongzhen, the front of an old-fashioned steam locomotive is like an overturned cylinder, with an upright chimney on top, and a cockpit at the back. The front of the cockpit is the combustion chamber. The coal is shoveled in and burned, and then there is a coal bunker or something.

There are wheels one by one under the lower head, and there are a bunch of various connecting rods, followed by sections of carriages, which either pull goods or people.