Back to the Ming Dynasty to be a tyrant

Zhu Gang, who was furious in his heart, didn't talk nonsense, he strode forward directly, kicked the fat and strong woman who was showing her masculinity to the ground, and scolded the postmen who were dodging: "Stand up! Come back!"

But the fat woman fell to the ground and howled: "Killing people! These people are killing people! Tweety, you must remember to ask the master to read their book!"

The maidservant and several servants who had been standing by the side watching the play just rushed forward to help the fat woman up, but Zhu Gang kicked them down one by one.

Looking at the moaning people, Zhu Gang sneered and said, "Grandpa didn't let you get up, anyone who dares to move, grandpa will kill him!"

The fat woman who couldn't figure out the situation at this moment screamed like a pig: "In broad daylight, the sky is bright, murder! Help!"

Zhu Gang, who was getting more and more annoyed by the quarrel, simply kicked the fat woman again: "You howl again, grandpa will kick you to death today!"

Seeing that the fat woman was frightened by this, she stopped howling and didn't dare to howl anymore, so Zhu Gang asked, "Come on, tell grandpa, who is your censor husband, and see if grandpa knows you!"

At this time, the fat woman regained her confidence and said angrily: "My husband is the new imperial censor Mao Yujian, if you offend my old lady, you, Qiu Ba, will bear it!"

Zhu Gang was laughed out of anger, who the hell gave you the confidence to talk to the uncle of Jin Yiwei?Not to mention being a censor, even if he is in charge of their six ministers, if I say I want to beat you, I will still beat you the same.

Then he kicked a few more times, until the woman didn't dare to make a sound anymore, Zhu Gang looked disappointedly at the postmen who were hiding aside like quails at this moment, and gave a "pooh" Said: "What are you afraid of?"

A 50-[-]-year-old veteran said with a wry smile on his face: "Master, from your accent, you should be from the Beijing camp. You must have some connections. You must not be afraid. But we are different. How can we afford it then?" Lord Censor’s ginseng?”

Zhu Gang heard the words, but sneered: "What a shitty censor! Don't forget, you are also the emperor's own army! What are you afraid that he will do alone?"

The old soldier smiled wryly and said: "Pro-army, pro-military, hey. Pro-military and pro-military are different. This man is your Beijing camp, can you compare with the men of Jinyiwei? Let alone us postmen Now, in this situation, if you have a mouthful of imperial food, it is already considered good, so what is it to be a little angry?"

Zhu Gang glanced at the old soldier unexpectedly, reached out and took out his Jinyiwei's badge, and said to the old soldier: "Someone is a hundred households of Jinyiwei. Throw this bitch out and pass the word to the people behind." Post station, this girl is not allowed to step into the post station again. If there is anything, I will take care of it."

That old soldier is knowledgeable. After all, it has been passed down from generation to generation. As for what the logo on this waist card represents, which postman is not familiar with it?Otherwise, if one day I accidentally offend someone who shouldn't be offended, wouldn't that be very wronged?

Seeing that it was the badge of Jin Yiwei in the palace, the old soldier gained confidence in his heart, and immediately shouted to the other postmen: "Hand me up, throw them all out!"

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Recommend a book: "Hands and Eyes", the book is full of flamboyance and funny style, it is worth reading.

Chapter 2 The station is mine!

The court officials of the Ming Dynasty were quite speechless towards an emperor like Chongzhen.The last emperor who was similar to him was named Zhengde, and it is said that no one like him can mess around.

First, on a certain day, he left an edict for the Queen to supervise the country, Wen Tiren and Shi Fenglai to assist the government, and then ran away, and then appeared in the court again on the third day.

Including Wen Tiren and Shi Fenglai wanted to grab Chongzhen by the collar and ask him, why don't you just say it's not good to stop for a day?Co-government?What can happen to just one?With a hammer?

However, no matter how dissatisfied the ministers were, Chongzhen had already appeared in the court, and the early court that should have been carried out had to be carried out.It's just that for two days in a row, Chongzhen's behavior was very normal, neither the head rolling as imagined, nor any other monster moths.

The ministers even felt that such an emperor was much cuter, and he had the demeanor of a wise monarch.

However, the rule of being handsome for less than three seconds did not fail in Daming. On the third day, the big drama that Chongzhen had been looking forward to finally began to take place.

The freshly baked censor Mao Yujian finally couldn't bear to play in class after the routine pilgrimage: "Qi Zou Your Majesty, the censor Mao Yujian has a book."

As usual, Chongzhen hummed expressionlessly and said, "Talk."

Mao Yujian bowed like a ceremonial bow: "Qizou Your Majesty, the current severe drought in Shaanxi has affected the entire Ming Dynasty, and the treasury has insufficient silver, so it may be difficult to support the relief.

The minister thought that if he wanted to keep the national treasury rich, he was nothing more than increasing revenue and reducing expenditure.

The minister is ignorant and does not understand the way of source.However, throttling is somewhat humble.

At the beginning of the founding of our Ming Dynasty, Emperor Taizu Gao changed the puppet station into a post station, and then more post stations were set up throughout the country.

For more than [-] years since the country, the post office has been decadent and nothing has been achieved.The staff is also becoming more and more bloated.In addition, the matter of post delivery is the most harmful to the people.Today, seven or eight out of ten people in Xiazhou and counties are trapped in post offices, but only one or two out of ten post offices are used for official affairs, and eighty-nine out of ten are used for private affairs.

The minister thinks that the post office can be abolished, and more than [-] taels can be saved every year, which can be used to fill the national treasury. "

Chongzhen nodded but did not speak. After being silent for a while, Chongzhen suddenly asked: "Did Ai Qing kneel at home for a whole day yesterday? How does it feel?"

Mao Yujian was a little confused when he heard the words. What I'm talking about now doesn't seem to be a question of whether to kneel for a day, right?What we are discussing now seems to be whether to abolish the station, right?

It's just that the emperor asked a question, and Mao Yujian had to answer cautiously: "Your Majesty Qizuo, I'm usually a little afraid of guilt."

Chongzhen hummed, followed by another moment of silence.

Mao Yujian became more and more confused.On the one hand, I was shocked by the pervasiveness of the factory guards - I knelt on the washboard quietly in the bedroom, and no one saw it.

On the other hand, I wondered what Emperor Chongzhen was thinking—whether the station will be abolished or not, can you give me a good word?If it can be abolished, let's hurry up. If it doesn't work, we can think of another way, and we can get other big shots to write together later.

Just when Mao Yujian and other ministers were in doubt, Emperor Chongzhen suddenly asked: "Wen Aiqing, why is this post established? What role does it play?"

Wen Tiren was also puzzled by the question, but he still answered honestly: "Your Majesty Qizuo, since the Taizu Gao Emperor Yuji, he changed the puppet Yuanzhi station into a post, used to deliver envoys, and fly to report military information. , Transshipment of military supplies. And it is stipulated that non-military affairs are not allowed to be sent to the post.

In the 26th year of Hongwu, the "Regulations on Yinghe Giving Posts" was promulgated, with a total of [-] regulations and supplementary regulations. ", offenders will be punished heavily. "

Chongzhen was still expressionless, but his tone became more and more flat: "Mao Aiqing, have you heard clearly the usefulness of these posts? Do you want to abolish them?"

Of course it has to be abolished!Damn it, if it weren't for this thing being so developed and fast, how could the news that I was taking care of the outside room would have spread back to my hometown in just a few days, and the yellow-faced woman was killed in the capital to catch the adulterer?It made me kneel down all night!He is his mother!

Mao Yujian, who hated secretly in his heart, even bowed and said: "Qizuo Your Majesty, the dismantling of the post office is not a short-term achievement. If you plan it slowly, you can save a lot of money for the treasury. Whether it is used for Liaodong, or for disaster-stricken people The local people are also a great achievement."

Chongzhen nodded, and then asked: "However, what's the explanation for the matter of flying to report the military situation and transferring military supplies?"

Mao Yujian replied: "Your Majesty Qizuo, the Ming Dynasty is now stable and the world is at peace. Although there are slaves in Liaodong, they are still suffering from minor illnesses. Why do you need a report from the post office? What military supplies need to be transported?"

What you said sounded so reasonable, I was so damn speechless!

Emperor Chongzhen, who was in pain, then asked: "What about the soldiers in the post station? So what?"

Mao Yujian still bowed and said: "Your Majesty Qizuo, I think that the post soldiers can be dismissed as civilians on the spot, maybe they can find their own way out."

well said!There should be applause here!Chongzhen really wanted to give Mao Yujian 32 likes!

You bastard, let them find their own way out?Then a man surnamed Li will bring his horse boy into the capital in thick smoke 16 years later, forcing Lao Tzu to hack his wife and daughter to death before hanging himself on a tree?

At this point, Chongzhen finally didn't bother to talk to Mao Yujian anymore: "It's only been a few days since Mao Aiqing was promoted from magistrate to censor? Less than half a month?

First, you took in a concubine, and then your wife came all the way from her hometown to the capital to catch the adulterer.So Mao Aiqing just knelt at home for a day? "

When Mao Yujian heard the words, he knelt down and said: "I have lost my personal morality, and I deserve death!"

Chongzhen smiled lightly and said: "It's okay to lose personal virtue. After all, taking concubines and keeping outsiders has never been prohibited by the Ming law. As for fear of internal affairs, it's not even a violation of the Ming law. So these are not crime."

Mao Yujian kowtowed emotionally and said, "Chen, thank you, Your Majesty, for your kindness!"

Chongzhen did not order Mao Yujian to die, but asked Wen Tiren with a smile: "Wen Aiqing, I wonder how the post regulations are stipulated?"

Although Wen Tiren didn't know what Chongzhen wanted to do when he suddenly asked about this, he still answered honestly: "Your Majesty Qizuo, as stipulated in the "Regulations on Giving Posts" in the third year of Wanli, it is generally not for tolerance, and no borrowing for reconnaissance is allowed; It is military affairs, and it is not allowed to use the Golden Drum Banner without authorization.

Dingyou, reinstatement, reassignment, promotion, transfer, appointment, etc. of officials in the capital and prefectures and counties are no longer included in the tolerances, and they are not allowed to be reconnaissance, and they are not allowed to go to the station;