Back to the Ming Dynasty to be a tyrant

Therefore, before killing the envoy, Lin Danhan must first consider the consequences of killing the envoy—after all, killing the envoy sent by Emperor Chongzhen is equivalent to slapping Emperor Chongzhen in the face.

Emperor Chongzhen, who was concerned, said, "Fang Zhenghua."

Fang Zhenghua did not move his feet, still standing firmly behind Emperor Chongzhen, ready to deal with any unexpected situations that would not arise, so he just bowed and said, "Your maidservant is here."

Chongzhen said: "Among the factory guards, is there anyone who is suitable to go to Lin Danhan's place?"

Fang Zhenghua pondered for a long while, and then said with a strange expression: "Go back to the emperor, if you want to talk about this person, there really is one. The little eunuch who entered the body in the fifth year of Tianqi, and the servants saw him with extraordinary skills, so they were recruited into the inner factory." .This person is meticulous, bold, and extremely thick-skinned, so he is suitable for such a life."

Chongzhen really didn't know that there were such talents among the factory guards, so he immediately said: "In this case, let him go and send more guards. Tell Lin Danhan that if he does not see him within a month and returns to Daming , I will once again send troops to the north to conquer the crimes committed by his Chahar tribe."

Chongzhen didn't see Fang Zhenghua's face, but Zhang Weixian and others did. Zhang Weixian asked: "Eunuch Fang seems to have something to say?"

At this time, Fang Zhenghua is no longer the weird and magical look just now, he has recovered his usual dead face, and said after hearing the words: "This man's family name was Ren before he entered the palace, and his parents doted on him very much. After his parents passed away, he entered the palace, but this naive name has never been changed. It is simply disgraceful to let such a name be used as an envoy."

Although Chongzhen tried his best to suppress it, the corners of his mouth still couldn't help twitching. He waved his hands and said, "What is not decent. Well, you tell him that I named Ren Zhen and asked him to go to Mongolia Lin Danhan."

After making the arrangements, Chongzhen continued: "Let's rest first. We will leave for Beijing tomorrow."

Chapter 193 Why Should I Pay Back What I Borrowed Based on My Skills (Revision)

In line with the spirit of resource sharing, what is mine is mine and what is yours is mine, Emperor Chongzhen decided to go to bed later to rest, and first issued an edict to Shunyi King Bu Shitu and Zhuoli Ketuhan.

After the two had paid homage to the sacred and great Heavenly Khan who ruled the world, Emperor Chongzhen, the emperor of the Ming Dynasty, Chongzhen said indifferently: "The army is returning to the city today, the two lovers must have seen it too, right? "

When the army entered the city, Shunyi King Bu Shitu and Zhuoli Ketuhan also saw it.When looking at the killing of blood and fire in Mongolia, and the Su Luding battle flag and the woolen banner, which represent invincibility, the Ming army threw them on the ground indifferently, allowing the army to trample on them. King Shunyi Bu Shitu and Zhuoli Ke Tuhanyu couldn't tell what it was like in their hearts.

On the one hand, the two of them must have hoped that Emperor Ming would teach Lin Danhan a lesson, this bastard is too bullying.But on the other hand, the idea that the rabbit dies and the fox is sad, and things hurt its kind is not unique to the Central Plains. After all, the two people are of the same race as Lin Danhan.Furthermore, the emperor personally conscripted and disabled Lin Danhan in the first battle. Will those two people be of much use in the future?If such a murderous emperor pacifies Liaodong, where should the two of them go?

As for the situation of the army entering the city, the two of them also saw it in their eyes.The tens of thousands of cavalrymen of the Ming army have nothing to say. The two of them have never seen that look of Lao Tzu being number one in the world. Not only have they never seen it on the Ming army before, but they have never seen it on the cavalry of various tribes in the grassland. However, even Jianu, who is now known as Jurchen with less than [-] people, can't see it.

But it happened that the [-] cavalry before leaving the fortress, and less than half of them were left when they returned to the city, let the two of them see the arrogance of the arrogant soldiers gathered together.

The two people who were secretly startled heard the question from Emperor Chongzhen, and hurriedly bowed and said: "Great Tian Khan, you commanded a brave army to defeat the arrogant and arrogant Lin Dan Khan, and the servants have seen the heroic appearance of the army returning to the city." .”

Well, this flattery is spot on.Compared with the attitude of flattering before, the attitude of flattering now is much more sincere.Sure enough, the world still has to rely on fists to speak.Didn't later generations say that the caliber is the truth, and the range is justice.

With a dark heart, Chongzhen just hummed lightly, and then said: "I am looking for the two lovers today, because I want to discuss something with the two lovers."

Bu Shitu and Zhuo Li Ketu didn't know what Chongzhen wanted to say to them, but they still respectfully said: "Heaven Khan has orders, and all the servants obey."

Chongzhen nodded and said: "The two lovers are very loyal, I am so relieved. There is nothing else, but the ten thousand cavalry, I still want to borrow it."

Dog Emperor!The two cursed inwardly, you just borrowed it and won't pay it back!If I knew you were so greedy, I couldn't have scraped together such a thousand horses for you to take with you, even five thousand is too much!

After considering it for a while, Bu Shitu said cautiously: "Great Khan, without the protection of the shepherd, the lamb may be taken away by jackals at any time! If there are no these cavalry, we are still afraid that Lin Danhan will turn around and come back again." attack us."

Zhuoli Ketu also said with a troubled expression on his face: "To the great Tian Khan, our Neikalkha tribe is still thinking about going back to Liaodong to guard the gate of Liaodong for you. If there are no more cavalry, I'm afraid we will also go back to Liaodong." Can't stand the traitors of the Jurchens and Kormi."

Mamai batch!Just now I was omnipotent, now I am making excuses for Lao Tzu?What if I don't have the dragon-slaying sword in my hand?

The unhappy Emperor Chongzhen immediately pulled his face down, and said lightly: "Even though King Shunyi is grazing north of the Xuanfu, he is lending Lin Dan Khan some courage. I am afraid that he will not dare to look south. As for Bahrain And Zalut, don’t go back to Liaodong for the time being. You can also graze here in Monan. Anyway, some tribes have been slaughtered this time, and there are plenty of pastures. You can graze. If Lin Danhan dares to go south, I will bring the army again That's it."

Seeing that the two wanted to say something, Emperor Chongzhen said sarcastically: "I have borrowed this Wanqi. After I conquered Horqin in the East, you will divide the huge grassland slowly. Now, you The safety of the tribe will be protected by me."

Seeing that Emperor Chongzhen used such shameless threats to bring the safety of the tribe, and then thinking about Wanqi who never had time to return to the tribe after returning, the two had no choice but to resign themselves to their fate: "The servant is willing to obey the will of Tian Khan. "

After sending the two away, Chongzhen said to himself: "I still have to pay back what I borrowed? Why do I have to pay back what I borrowed? What a joke!"

Well, good and strong.Fang Zhenghua, who had been standing behind Chongzhen like a wooden stake, had black lines all over his face. He had never heard of such a shameless emperor!

But in Emperor Chongzhen's view, this world is his own, and of course Mongolia should be his own, as long as the sun and moon go, it should be his own.Killing now is killing now, and in the future it will not be hello, me, hello, everyone, the Menghan family, after three or five generations, there is still a fart difference.

On the second day, Emperor Chongzhen also got up early in the morning and headed for the capital with his army.This time, he also took Qin Liangyu and Bai Ganbing with him.Now that I have decided to go to Liaodong to fight people, it is better to take them with me than not. After all, the white soldiers have abused Jiannu.

After rushing for several days, Chongzhen led the army to the Anding Gate on the north wall of the capital.

Emperor Chongzhen felt that there were no routines in this world, and it became a routine when more people used it.It's just that there is a saying that is good, since ancient times, affection can't be kept, and it always wins people's hearts with routines.Since the army's entry ceremony in Xuanfu was so invigorating, it doesn't make sense that it won't work in the capital.

Therefore, the civil and military officials of the Ming Dynasty were tossed a lot—except for the officials on duty in Beijing, all of them had to go outside the city gate to welcome the emperor's victory.

As for the people in the city, the people in Sijiu City, which has always been lively and lively, said that since these officials and lords all went out of Andingmen in a crowd, it is very likely that the emperor returned from his own conquest, and didn't it mean a great victory of killing [-] people?Then we have to go and see.

The officers and soldiers of Wucheng Bingma Division have a headache.The fuck has to maintain order, and I don't know why the people in the capital like to watch the show so much.They want to watch the murder at Caishikou, and they also want to watch the emperor after he comes back from a battle. I don’t know if there is anything they don’t want to watch!

With so many people in the capital, not only the Anding Gate was crowded for more than ten miles, but even the teahouses and restaurants in the city near the Anding Gate were also crowded.All of a sudden, the people from Wucheng Bingmasi didn't care about patrolling the streets, so let the Shuntian Mansion have a headache. If the order is not maintained and a stampede occurs, then I will lose my skin up.

Fifteen miles away from the Anding Gate, the hundreds of officials headed by Wen Tiren and Shi Fenglai were covered with oil, and the sweat on their faces was wiped over and over again.Seeing that Wen Tiren had already started to shake, Shi Fenglai said, "Master Wen, why don't you rest for a while, and then come over when the army comes?"

Wen Tiren smiled wryly and said, "Let's just wait with peace of mind. It will probably be soon."

Shi Fenglai was about to persuade him again, but he heard a rush of hooves, and an eunuch galloped up on the horse, and when Wen Tiren and the others moved forward, he reined the horse suddenly, waiting for the horse to stand up. After the son let out a long hiss and stood still, the eunuch said at the top of his voice, "Your Majesty has personally conquered and returned with a great victory. The distance is ten miles."

After speaking, he turned the horse's head and galloped away.Another half an hour passed, and another eunuch sent a message: "Your Majesty personally conquered and returned with great victory. The distance is five miles."

Wen Tiren cheered up, and said to Shi Fenglai and Minister of Rites Meng Shaoyu, "Get ready, we'll be there soon." Meng Shaoyu nodded when he heard this, and walked aside to give instructions.

At this time, the Ming character banner can finally be seen in the distance, and it is the returning army of Emperor Chongzhen who has arrived.

When Meng Shaoyu saw the big banner with Ming characters, he ordered: "Play the joy!"

Emperor Chongzhen, who had never liked to play cards according to the routine, heard the sound of Kai Le, regardless of the routine or not, but slammed the horse's belly and galloped towards the Andingmen.

Ignoring the civil and military officials and common people kneeling on the ground in Hulala, Emperor Chongzhen came directly to Wen Tiren and other cabinet officials and officials from the six ministries. After ordering everyone to get up flat, he asked, "Where is the Minister of Rites?"

Although Meng Shaoyu didn't know what Emperor Chongzhen was looking for at this time, he still bowed and said, "The minister is here."

Chongzhen said bluntly: "Order people to stop the car and play the car." For a book he read in his previous life, he remembered singing a car to greet soldiers, especially "I didn't see a gentleman, so I was worried. When I see a gentleman, my heart falls." These few sentences are even more profound.Since there are so many soldiers killed this time, let's play the car and welcome the martyrs!

Before Meng Shaoyu could speak, Wen Tiren tried to refuse first: "Your Majesty, it is not in accordance with the etiquette to play the car at this time? Besides, the soldiers are triumphant in the battle, shouldn't they be playing the triumphant music?"

But Chongzhen said: "Kai Le, wait for the award and then play. At this time, first greet the fallen soldiers and go to the Martyr's Shrine!"

How annoying are the civil servants of Ming Dynasty at this time?It must have been shattered.The emperor went out in advance, so he didn't offer sacrifices to the heavens, and he didn't give an edict to the world, which was inconsistent with the etiquette.Returning after a big victory this time, it was supposed to welcome the suburbs first, then offer prisoners to the Taimiao, and finally tell the world, who knows that this master is so willful, he doesn’t follow the routine when he goes out, and he doesn’t follow the routine when he comes back Come!

Meng Shaoyu bowed and said: "Your Majesty Qizuo, I think that the prisoners should be sacrificed to the Taimiao first, and then the fallen soldiers should be sent to the Martyrs' Shrine."

However, Chongzhen waved his hand and said calmly: "Offer prisoners? No. I didn't keep a single prisoner in this battle, and all of them have been cast in Jingguan!"

Chapter 194 Emperor Chongzhen is short of money again

Among the hundred officials, who can beat Emperor Chongzhen?

The answer is no.Once the emperor becomes self-willed shamelessly, all the officials have nothing to do but obey orders honestly.Just like the Southern Han Dynasty during the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms.Liu Yu, the last emperor of the Southern Han Dynasty, believed that as long as officials had families, they would not serve the country wholeheartedly.

Therefore, he established a rule that has never been seen before or since: If ministers want to continue to be officials, if scholars want to enter the court as officials, the first thing to do is castration, even if you are a monk, as long as you want to be an official, It has to be cut first.

Scholars and bureaucrats have to show some face for such nonsense, right?A normal man has removed the lifeblood below, so is he still called a man?Can the scholar-bureaucrats bear it?