Back to the Ming Dynasty to be a tyrant

In the end, there are great benefits-you don’t need to deal with those messy things, as long as you trust me, Mr. Ye, I guarantee that you will get a ticket to heaven after you die.

The extremely low cost and friendly interface have allowed the start-up Yeshi missionary group to develop rapidly.

Then Mr. Ye slowly turned into Mr. Ye, Mr. Ye, and his status rose day by day. Compared with the original sending the cross to the Romans, I don't know how many times better.

However, it threatened half of her natal family, Judaism.

The boss of Judaism took a look at these two or five youngsters, and it was fine to set up their own family, but they still wanted to take the throne of Mr. Hua's own son?

The boss of Judaism spent 30 yuan to buy Judah, who was a little less refined than Jewish, and asked Judah to sell Ye Dong to the Romans, and then Ye Dong was nailed to his adoptive father Joseph. On top of the cross for the Romans.

According to the normal situation, Director Ye was hanged on the cross, and Director Ye's company should also be counted and bankrupt.

However, Ye Dong's big apprentice Paul jumped out and declared that Ye Dong had been resurrected, and he succeeded as the second chairman of the Ye Group, and continued to lead everyone to carry out the revolution, and because of Ye Dong, the first chairman of the Ye Group The incident had a deeper connection with Judaism.

Just like Emperor Chongzhen has been working hard to mix sand into various religions, the Romans saw that they could not get rid of the Christian missionary group, so they simply mixed sand into it to play with peaceful evolution.

Then, infiltrated by some wealthy rebels and frustrated nobles in Rome, the Christian missionary group used the theory of original sin to obliterate class struggle, and pulled the rich and bourgeoisie into the revolutionary ranks; they used the so-called "fraternity" to engage in national nihilism and surrender Doctrine paralyzes the fighting spirit of the people, and "an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth" has become "slapping the left cheek for the right cheek"; using "divine right of kings" to put a sacred cloak on the rule of feudal emperors and create obedient people for them.

At the religious conference of Constantine "Nicaea" in 325, Christianity officially declared its natal Judaism to be heresy, heresy, and something to be swept into the dustbin of history.

They tampered with the "New Testament", infinitely exalted Jesus, and became a god, the son of God, and the savior. In order to perfectly shape Ye Dong as a god, even Hua Zong degenerated from the role of Ye Dong's father to a Roman Qiuba.

The Christian gods also presciently stipulated the Christmas and Easter of Jesus.Later, it was stipulated that the year when Jesus was born was 0 AD (in order to hide the ugliness, it was calculated 5 years later).It means that if Jesus does not descend from the sky, the world will be like a long night forever.

Then, the Yeshi missionary group found that fighting with light and text is not enough, and they have to fight with force-the Inquisition came into being, under the guise of safeguarding theocracy, controlling the right to speak, buying and selling by force, and brutally promoting their ideology and values, Those who declare that they have different opinions are all evil gangs who do not respect theocracy, rogue countries, and they will be punished to death.

Then, because of the persecution of Judaism, the Jews who insisted on Jewish fundamentalism turned from God's chosen people into pariahs and servants of Satan.

Later, with the division of East and West Rome, the Christian missionary group also officially split into Catholicism and Orthodoxy.

Western Europe has been converted to Catholicism, and there is the Pope, the general agent of God on the earth. All the theocracy of the archbishop under him has to be wholesaled from him.

Eastern Europe is an orthodox church, does not recognize the pope, does not worship the mother of Jesus, several archbishops discuss matters, priests can get married, and be more humane, which is the entrance of the Eastern Orthodoxy where Nikon is located.

The two sons born to a mother looked at each other disliked. The Holy See, who thought he was the eldest son, was rumored to be in the territory of the group of big brothers in Europe. The three major security teams of the Knights and the Teutonic Knights.

In the end, the big guys in Europe beat their lives to death, and the Holy See took advantage of their cheapness, and they would soon turn into a big brother—even the big European guys had to listen to the Holy See.

Of course Biao brothers are not convinced, such as Henry IV and Gregory VII, didn’t the Holy See persuade them?

After being taught by the Holy See to be a man, the big brothers in Europe are naturally not convinced, but what can they do if they are not convinced?The situation is stronger than people, so bear with it.

Until Frederick II, a certain chairman of the Holy Roman Empire Group, succeeded to the throne.

During Frederick II's reign, he was "excommunicated" by the Holy See at least three times, but Frederick II really didn't care, and even organized the Crusades during his excommunication...

This time, the Holy See was really discouraged—the excommunication was revoked three times, and his reputation was completely ruined.

There is an old saying in the Central Plains, which is that a donkey will never fall over, and a skinny camel is bigger than a horse. No matter how the Holy See loses its chain, it is still the Holy See. No matter how you look at it, you should not be so cowardly.

However, the Holy See, from the Pope to the archbishops, was persuaded.

Because Emperor Chongzhen and his horse boys reminded Innocent X and Cardinal Addison and others of the legendary Whip of God and Kublai Khan, the king of the universe.

The Holy See at that time was really cowardly.

That's right, the European Biao brothers are so foolish, no matter how the excommunication is lost, it is still excommunication, and it still has a deterrent effect-but think about Attila, the whip of God, and the Mongolian army who marched west in Batu, Who cares about God?Who cares about the Holy See?Who cares about the archbishop?

However, no matter how powerful the Whip of God was, and no matter how powerful the Mongolian army in Batu was, it did not kill the whole of Europe.

And the Emperor Chongzhen in front of him has actually killed England.

The most important thing is that there are in-laws of the Ming Empire in Europe, the existence of the Holy Roman Empire, especially the teenage son of Ferdinand III, why are you laughing like a bird now?

Moreover, if there is no accident, the third prince of the Ming Empire will soon become the king of Bavaria, and then become the emperor of the Holy Roman Empire. Will it be difficult across Europe?

Even if it doesn't involve so far, for now, Emperor Chongzhen can completely modify his own palace in England next summer, and then organize a grand dinner.

So Innocent X was persuaded, and the archbishops of the entire Holy See who came with Innocent X were also persuaded.

How can you say that you are cowardly when it comes to scholars.

Even, Innocent decided to go one step further: "Your Majesty the Great Emperor, there is a saint in my Holy See Monastery..."

Didn't you, Ferdinand, sell your daughter? You must know that there are saints in my Holy See!

And it can be a generation taller than your daughter!

Chapter 8 and eight are all scum

Emperor Chongzhen could swear on his conscience that he was not interested in the so-called saint at all.

There are two kinds of saints, one is a saint and the other is a saint.

A kind of saint is a saint in the actual sense, such as Kong Yunzhen, the peacock king who was locked in the imperial prison by Emperor Chongzhen and ignored him. She is the saint of the White Lotus Sect, or the leader.

Except for the saint who planned to kill Emperor Chongzhen, among the remaining sects, especially those cults, their saints were basically candidates for the leader, or simply the wife of the leader for the leader.

This kind of saintess has high requirements. Not only is she beautiful, but she also has to have a fairy spirit that is beyond the world. She also needs to know a little about all kinds of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting.

The other kind is saints in a broad sense, such as Catholic monks and Persian saints.

Emperor Chongzhen, who had read many books before time travel, forgot which book he read. The saints of the Persian Ming religion are not as charming and charming as Dai Qisi and Xiao Zhao in "Yi Tian Shou Long Ji", but they have to be The temple was previously responsible for communion with believers.

This is amazing. In front of the temple, I took off my clothes openly, and then... no money!

As for the so-called saints on the Holy See's side, Emperor Chongzhen didn't know much about it, but judging from the large number of illegitimate children and daughters in Europe at that time, I'm afraid the abstinence preached by the Holy See was useless at all.

In fact, the Holy See’s ban is not only useless, but also counterproductive to a certain extent-when normal channels are strangled, it will develop abnormally:

Men in Western Europe in the Middle Ages engaged in advanced games such as homosexuality and whipping and binding. Women, especially middle-aged women who entered the lustful period, would have a lot of abnormal sexual performances such as dream sex, self-blasphemy, and smearing aphrodisiacs.

The Holy See is naturally dissatisfied with this situation. What is the Holy See talking about?Let go of that, isn't it?what is it now?Easy to handle.

The Holy See declares that gay men are devils, middle-aged women are witches, just burn one word, and Spain will cut off the penis of comrades.

Therefore, the image of the traditional witch is an old ugly woman who can dispense ecstasy, rides a long broomstick, crawls in and out of the chimney, screams and flies around, and likes to eat children.

Brooms represent men's equipment, riding represents female superiority, chimneys represent women's equipment, flying represents HIGH, screaming does not explain, eating children represents that she did not want to have children, but just wanted to satisfy her own evil desires.

The problem is, if we strictly follow the regulations of the Holy See, then: the birth day that can perform Zhou Gong ceremony is less than 15 days in a year, you can't take off your clothes, you can't make a sound, and the woman must wear a full set of clothes and wrap it in the corresponding position. Make a hole.Only men can be on top of women, so this position is called missionary.

What if the couple get emotional and want to do things?

Run outside to find a dark place where there is no one: at the base of the city wall, under the bridge, in the wilderness, etc., don't say a word, don't take off your clothes, and slip away whenever you want to finish your work.

However, the Holy See did not know that a wise man in Central Plains once said that it is better to block than to block.