Back to the Ming Dynasty to be a tyrant

Shen Zhenjiang said: "Unless what? Don't hurry up and think of a way. Although those old house sparrows are with us, but us soil turtles who can only run on the ground really have no status."

Zhang Shize narrowed his eyes and said, "Theoretically, the artillery can hit them, but these people seem to be moving slowly in the sky, but in fact they are very fast. It is very difficult for the artillery to aim at them.

However, you don't have to worry, since this kind of hot air balloons have been produced, the Royal Academy will definitely figure out how to kill them, otherwise, when the barbarians learn it, it will be the Headquarters of the Five Armies who will have a headache. "

Shen Zhenjiang hummed, and then glanced at the fleet next to him, and the urge to scold his mother became stronger and stronger in his heart.

The Ming Dynasty's army was invincible, no matter who came to this point, they had to admit it, but once they got to the real battlefield, the soldiers of the army felt very embarrassed.

In addition to the old house sparrows flying in the sky, there are also a large group of sea turtles in the sea, each of which stretches out hundreds of cannon barrels to dump shells on the enemy's land.

There are also those four-legged cavalry—the cavalry is okay, anyway, they are also part of the army establishment, otherwise the army will really be embarrassed to death!

After forcibly enduring it for a while, Shen Zhenjiang still couldn't help asking: "How long will it be before it's our turn?"

Zhang Shize raised his wrist and looked at the wrist watch given by the eldest princess, and couldn't help showing a smile: "What's the hurry? It's just ten o'clock in the morning, and it will be almost around twelve o'clock."

At this time, Shen Zhenjiang had lost the composure he used to have in front of his subordinates before the mountain collapsed: "Twelve o'clock? Why don't we wait until two o'clock, and wait for the brothers to finish their meal before going up!"

Zhang Shize still smiled: "No problem, let the logistics side cook for a while, and it's okay to wait until you're full."

A mouthful of old blood was almost sprayed on Zhang Shize's face, Shen Zhenjiang struggled and said: "My lord, you know that's not the meaning of the humble job, isn't the humble job just waiting impatiently?"

Zhang Shize snorted coldly and said, "You're impatient, so I'm not impatient? What's the use of being impatient? Can it stop the old house sparrows in the sky, or stop the sea turtles in the fleet?

Let me tell you, as for the grenades and explosives brought by the grandchildren in the sky, it would be good if they can finish throwing them before twelve o'clock. Do you still expect them to return early?

And the grandchildren of the fleet, they are eager to shoot a few more shots, who cares that you and I are waiting here impatiently?Damn it, if the Ming army hadn't had cavalry to support the scene, it would have turned into a corpse collection team sooner or later! "

Zhang Shize's complaint made Shen Zhenjiang stop.

The situation is like this, the thing is like this, and no one can change it. The air force and the navy are two stinky hooligans, one occupies the sky and the other occupies the ocean. The army is useless until the last moment.

Shen Zhenjiang asked himself, even if he were the leader of the hot air balloon, he wouldn't be able to come back after throwing the grenade early.

After all, there are only so many opportunities to go to the battlefield, and there are only so many military achievements. It is useless even if the air force and army belong to the five armies.

The various guards and generals will still fight over what should be fought. With this kind of military exploits, it is not uncommon for people to beat their brains into dogs, and no one will give in to anyone.

The scene that Shen Zhenjiang didn't want to see the most still appeared.

Those goods from the Air Force really didn’t have any good things. From the joyful throwing at the beginning to slowly throwing the grenade down later, the grandsons of the Air Force perfectly explained what it means to procrastinate.

And the navy has nothing good to say.

The naval fleet that has almost blocked the entire coast of England is like playing a game. As soon as one warship fires a shell, the next warship starts to pick it up. Cannon.

The army soldiers who had assembled on the battleship deck had a meal and took a rest for half an hour before the sound of the artillery slowed down sparsely, and then slowly stopped until there was no more sound.

Shen Zhenjiang, who was about to fall asleep on the horse, regained his energy immediately, raised his head suddenly, and planned to call Zhang Shize to go forward together.

However, when Shen Zhenjiang turned his head to look at where Zhang Shize was, he found that Zhang Shize had already taken the lead and charged towards the pallet between the ship and the pier.

After secretly scolding Zhang Shize for not being particular, Shen Zhenjiang turned his head to say hello, and shouted: "Follow me!", and then rushed out after Zhang Shize.

When they got to the pier, looking at Zhang Shize who was standing still, Shen Zhenjiang rode over and asked, "Young master?"

Zhang Shize pointed to the scene in front of him, then pointed to the hot air balloons that were going away, and cursed with a bah, "Damn it!"

Zhang Shize knew that he shouldn't be so angry, and he shouldn't even open his mouth to scold those hot air balloon troops, because he was going to work in the five-army commander's mansion in the future, and he should treat them equally regardless of the air force or the army.

However, Zhang Shize couldn't bear the anger in his heart.

What did you say just now?It is said that the army will become a corpse collection team sooner or later, right?

With the scene in front of me, it doesn't matter sooner or later, now the **** can transform into a corpse collection team, and clean up the mess for the grandchildren of the Air Force and Navy!

Shen Zhenjiang looked at the scene in his eyes suspiciously, and couldn't help muttering: "Is this the end?"

Glancing at Shen Zhenjiang sideways, Zhang Shize said, "It's over, what else do you want?"

He raised his horsewhip and pointed to an English soldier who looked intact but was lying on the ground not knowing whether he was dead or not. .

It is estimated that those in the trenches are no better than this one, and may be worse than this guy. "

Shen Zhenjiang hummed, then lightly knocked on the horse's belly, urging the horse to move forward slowly.

Walking next to this soldier who didn't know his life or death, Shen Zhenjiang knew that what Zhang Shize said was true - although the whole person looked intact, the tragic bleeding from the seven orifices already explained the cause of this person's death.

When he got to the trenches, even Shen Zhenjiang, who had been through battles for a long time, couldn't help being moved.

In the wide trenches, there is nothing to say about those crooked corpses. It is not uncommon to see scenes worse than this one. I have seen scenes of stumped limbs flying and disemboweled. Shen Zhenjiang thinks that these small scenes are not enough. Let yourself spit it out.

What really moved Shen Zhenjiang was the small river at the bottom of the trench, which was completely composed of blood, seeping into the soil little by little.

Forcing himself to suppress the churning feeling in his stomach, Shen Zhenjiang turned his horse's head, returned to Zhang Shize's side, and asked, "Little Lord, what shall we do next?"

Hearing this, Zhang Shize was very troubled and said, "What should I do? The old house sparrows are not particular, we can only let the infantry collect the corpses first, and then you and I will continue to move forward with the cavalry. No matter what happens to those old house sparrows, it is impossible to kill the barbarians. Blow it up."

Shen Zhenjiang and Zhang Shize were entangled in egg pain, while Emperor Chongzhen was laughing endlessly at the piece of information in front of him.

Chapter 792 Dead gay?

Along with the information, there were also several newspapers from European barbarian countries that were placed on Emperor Chongzhen's desk.

The "Residence Newspaper" was the first thing to appear, but the European barbarians were not too bad. After about a century, the Roman Empire came out with "Daily Records".

The "Daily Chronicle" produced by the Roman Empire is a wooden sign erected at the entrance of the Roman Senate, which is used to announce the latest decisions of the Senate to the general Roman citizens, which is roughly equivalent to the announcement of the Central Plains Dynasty.

Naturally, this ancient form of newspaper was somewhat out of date. After the "Daming Half Monthly" and "Daming Weekly" were brought into Europe, the barbarians in Europa instantly discovered a new world.

It turns out that announcements can still be played like this?It turns out that advertising can still be played like this?

In an era when there was no copyright law at all, the European savages were also very keen on the cause of knockoffs—otherwise, how did the Made in Germany, which was praised to the sky by later generations, come about?

What is placed in front of Emperor Chongzhen is the "French Weekly", "England Weekly", "Holy Roman Weekly", and a copy of "Holy See Monthly".

All in all, these newspapers are completely copycat versions of "Daming Weekly", and they are better than blue. The number of advertisements on them is much larger than the number of texts. Even the genuine "Daming Weekly" feels a bit far behind.

Of course, the other counterfeit newspapers here are nothing, they are nothing more than a few words about Ming's conquest of England, and then comment on what kind of consequences will be caused by it.

What really made Emperor Chongzhen laugh was the French Weekly.

Emperor Chongzhen always thought that France was romantic. Although France in later generations was the one with the least sense of existence among the five hooligans, he was one of the five mobile arms sellers after all, and no one dared to underestimate it in the whole world.

However, Emperor Chongzhen never thought that these romantic French people would come up with such a funny thing.

"The devil from the mysterious east is approaching England with his man-eating army, and we can only pray for the gentlemen of England now."