Back to the Ming Dynasty to be a tyrant

Back to the Ming Dynasty and Be a Tyrant Author: Tianhuang Nobles

I am the son of heaven, and I am ordered by heaven to hold the heaven and earth in my hands, to fight against the survivors of the great ancestor, to raise the sword of the emperor, and to wipe out the disobedient ministers.Announcement to the Eight Desolation and the Six Continents: In the whole world, is it the land of the king, the shore of the land, the ministers of the king, and the barbarians, all of them are Han officials and concubines.

Chapter 1 Feng Shui turns around, and I will go astray when I arrive

Zhu Xiaosong felt that he was quite unlucky, really.After pinching his thigh for an unknown number of times, and confirming the surrounding environment countless times, he can finally confirm that he, who is lying on the bed, has inexplicably become the emperor when he wakes up, and he also has everything the emperor has. memory.

The only problem was that the emperor had just ascended the throne, but he missed Emperor Daxing, his brother, too much, so he passed out and was recuperating on the dragon bed right now.

By the way, this emperor is also surnamed Zhu, but his name is Zhu Youjian.This is very embarrassing, even if your name is Zhu Houzhao, I guess you can't do well as a labor-capital wise gentleman. It's okay for me to be Zhu Houzhao's stupid king who only cares about eating, drinking, enjoying and playing with women.

China's history is too long. If it is right to talk about the country, I am afraid that there will be no one who is right.

What was the situation in the Han Dynasty?It is equivalent to Liu Bang and Xiang Yu taking advantage of Hu Hai's prodigal family to jointly buy Qin Shihuang's second-hand house, but Liu Bang is used to being a hooligan, and he lives by himself after killing his partner.Speaking of this, I have to regret that Comrade Wang Mang, the first cross-traveler of the Han Dynasty, was not strong enough to play off, otherwise communism would almost appear in China at the end of the Western Han Dynasty...

What about the Tang Dynasty?Because Lao Yang's family didn't treat their horse boys well, they simply set aside the old Yang's business and did it themselves.But after all, the Li family in Longxi has Hu people's blood, and they trust foreigners too much. Under the influence of the Tibetans, Tang Minghuang had no choice but to send the beauty back to the west after Maweipo and Concubine Yang had a desperate fight.

Not to mention the Song Dynasty, Chai Shizong Tuogu in the front, and a royal robe was added on the back foot in Chenqiaoyi to deceive the orphans and widowed mothers, and even the last piece of fig leaf - for the old Chai's family Chai Rong's generation also lost his Dan Shu Iron Coupon!As a result, when he turned around, his old Zhao family was bullied by Dajin Mongolia one by one. No wonder, after all, Zhao Kuangyin had vowed: "If I seize this country, I will make my descendants produce treacherous ministers!" So You see, in the Song Dynasty, there were many treacherous and small treacherous people, and it really happened that Feng Shui took turns.

As for the rule of the Three Dynasties touted by Confucianism, it also belongs to the descendants of the Xuanyuan family who take turns to sit in the manor.

Only Daming, it can be said that it can be said that it turned the mansion in the future, conquered the Mongolian Yuan from the north, won the world, and continued the Han family's clothes.In the 300 years of the Ming Dynasty, there were all kinds of strange emperors, those who were busy cultivating immortals, playing with women, and being busy as carpenters, but there were no emperors who were weak to the outside world. In the 300 years of Guozuo, all the emperors of all dynasties No vassals, no tribute, no compensation, no kinship, truly achieved the emperor guarding the country, the king died in the country, and the bones were the hardest in all dynasties.

But looking through the history books of China, there are really not many people as unlucky as Chongzhen Emperor Zhu Youjian.

According to Ming history records, Emperor Chongzhen could be said to be capable of writing and martial arts, not good at women, diligent in government and loving the people. It stands to reason that apart from being suspicious and self-willed, Emperor Chongzhen had all the potentials of a Ming emperor, but he just died!

First of all, during the Little Ice Age, it was safe to fail to harvest food. In order to save money or make it easier for them to make money, the Confucianists of the Donglin Party demanded that the post station, which is now the postal service, be abolished out of love for the people.So a certain postal courier named Li who worked as a part-time waiter in a hotel chain found out that he couldn’t survive after losing his job. He decided to go against his mother—since your old man, the emperor, made labor unable to survive, then labor and management might as well kill you first. up;

As for the Donglin Party members who were in full power at that time? ——The emperor cannot collect commercial taxes, otherwise he will compete with the people for profit!As for having no money?That's your emperor's business, we scholars don't care about these things, we only care about governing the world!

The emperor can't open the sea, otherwise he will still compete with the people for profit, and you violate the ancestral system, believe it or not, we will die against you?If you have the ability to hit us, the more you fight, the more famous you will become. It is best if you kill us, and future generations will benefit!

The emperor wants to abolish the Jinyiwei and the East Factory and the West Factory!Otherwise, you can't trust us honest gentlemen or what?What if Jin Yiwei eavesdropped on us when we were having sex with the No. 18 concubine who had just spent tens of thousands of taels of silver?Still let the unpleasant money?And let people not make small moves behind their backs?If you don't abolish Jinyiwei and Dongxichang, you will be a fool!

As for the virtues of these honest gentlemen, let’s take a look at the performance of the EMS courier brother after he entered Beijing: Chongzhen borrowed tens of thousands of taels of silver, but Li Xiaoge set up a knife and easily got tens of millions of taels ----It can be seen that rebelling and stealing money is the fastest way to get rich, and it also proves from the side that you can make money quickly. The methods of getting rich are all written in the criminal law...

As for later, after the Tunguska wild boar skin entered the customs, most of the Confucian scholars who were going to go to the national calamity felt that the water was cold, so they simply knelt on their knees, shaved their hair, greeted the emperor with joy, beat gongs and drums for a new dynasty, and completely forgot that the mite Qing came out. On the tenth day of Yangzhou, there were three massacres in Jiading, and they also played enclosure and literary prison.Oh, by the way, especially the hair-shaving order that has been poisonous for a hundred years, I don’t know why those honest gentlemen don’t think about the ancestral system when they shave their heads: after all, the ancestral system also says that the body, hair and skin are subject to parents and cannot be destroyed! ---- With such a big mite Qing, these literati are just touting the prosperity of Kangxi and Qianlong!In fact, it’s no wonder if you think about it. After all, apart from the fact that the Ming Dynasty was more ruthless in killing people at the founding of the country, the civil servants in the later period simply let go of their own waves. Mite Qing’s killing power was much more ruthless than that of the Ming Dynasty, so of course you have to kneel and lick to survive.

As for Emperor Chongzhen of the Ming Dynasty, he had never received an orthodox imperial education since he was a child. His father died early, and his brother Emperor Tianqi was busy working as a carpenter. The courtiers could only believe what they said, and they were fooled by the honest gentlemen of the Donglin Party. He destroyed the Jinyiwei and Dongxichang like self-abandoned martial arts, lost the last eyes and ears and the means of monitoring and deterrence, and became completely deaf and blind.In the end, there was only one eunuch left to accompany this tragic emperor, which is a kind of sadness.

But fortunately, history finally gave Daming another chance, I, Zhu Xiaosong, no, it's Zhu Youjian, here we come!Labor and management are not the idiots in history: Donglin Party?How dare you fucking call him a party?Do you want to form a party for personal gain or want to rebel?

Let me abolish the station?So what is the royal industry, the postal system has been abolished, and you convey military information to labor and management?How will my SF Express develop?

What the hell?You still want me to abolish Jinyiwei and Dongchang?Did you turn me into a deaf and blind man so that you can rest assured?

Kaihai violated the ancestral system?Come on, dear friends, before I open the sea, let's talk about the ancestral system of peeling the grass after being greedy for 60 taels of silver. I plan to add a law involving the three clans recently. I think it's a little bit Little excitement.

Can't exempt scholars from tax exemption?No problem, businessmen are not scholars, just collect their business tax.

Can't collect business tax?Is this competing with the people?No problem, believe me, as long as I issue an imperial edict that will never add taxes, the people will stand by me, as for you honest gentlemen?Could it be that the sword in my hand is not good enough?

Oh, dear dear, do you want to die?Come on, let me knock this lord to death on the Beaulieu Pillar in the main hall, let my EMS system report the mansion to the world, and make sure everyone knows that this lord will never add a gift in order to let me take it back. His holy fate forced him to die, and he killed himself.Where is the warrior in front of the palace, help this lord quickly, I am a wise king, of course I have to do what a gentleman wants?

What the hell?You say I am a fool?Very good, slander the king, punish the nine clans according to the law, Tian Ergeng, what are you waiting for?Take it down, ransack the house, and punish the nine clans.

Donglin Academy?Don't you know that Taizu's ancestral system does not allow students to discuss politics?Anyone who dares to talk about state affairs will be exiled for three thousand miles.Fortunately, labor and capital are the emperors of the Ming Dynasty. If they were released to North Korea, they would be sent out of the country by accident!

The more you think about it, the more beautiful the Emperor Zhu is. Happy, labor and capital will be called a generation of sages in the future, how awesome, in the future, all the Tang Taizong and Taizu, I will lean on the side, and I will be the real one through the ages God!

I am definitely going to become the emperor of the ages, the problem I am facing now is how to deal with the empty state treasury that can run away mice and those "honest gentlemen" who are more pitiful than mice and specialize in poaching the corners of the country!

Chapter 2 Does this world belong to me or to the Donglin Party? (build)

As for how to avoid hanging himself on the old crooked tree in Meishan, Chongzhen didn't have any good solutions.

However, judging from the novels read by later generations, these honest gentlemen in the court are unreliable. Even if the mountains and rivers hang upside down and the sow climbs a tree, these "honest gentlemen" are probably unreliable.

However, for the newly enthroned Emperor Chongzhen, the environment during the period from the seventh year of the apocalypse to the first year of Chongzhen was dozens or hundreds of times better than the environment after three years of Chongzhen, no matter from a political or military point of view. More than double.

When he had just ascended to the throne of God, Wei Zhongxian had not been killed by himself.

Wei Zhongxian is not dead, and the factory guard still has the proper deterrent and detection capabilities-this is a very critical issue.

From a certain point of view, Wei Zhongxian, as the emperor's domestic slave, is more reliable than those "honest gentlemen".

When Chongzhen broke into Beijing in 17 years, most of the eunuchs died in battle. To welcome the Master Wang."

Of course, in the end, these people were all sent to King Chuang, who was transferred from the courier brother, to hand over all the money with a knife, and some even handed over their lives. After all, it was an insult to Emperor Chongzhen!

Except for the factory guards, although the Qi family army, which made the Japanese slaves and Jiannu fearful, no longer exists, the white-armed soldiers who also made the Jiannu fearful have not been completely wiped out. At least there are still some seeds in hand.

As for Qin Liangyu, the head of the white army, his loyalty to Daming is actually no different from that of the British public line. He even used his family wealth to enter the King of Jingqin, which is much more reliable than other armies.

There is also an army basically composed of "traitors". The head of the double bonus red stick is Man Gui, and it is also an army that died in battle when defending the capital. It can be relied on.

The combination of these alone is enough to call it a good hand, but I don't know what the original Emperor Chongzhen thought, and he abolished the big killer of the factory guard.

The only problem is that the current Wei Zhongxian and Tian Xingeng definitely don't have their own hearts in their hearts, and they are even very likely to doubt themselves—the death of Emperor Tianqi, the one who benefits the most is themselves.

If this problem is not resolved, these two guys will definitely be alienated from themselves, and they will even continue to find ways to solve themselves.

And the final result is nothing more than being solved by them, or solving them by themselves.

And no matter which one is, it is a self-inflicted game, which is equivalent to inserting a knife into the already shaky Ming Dynasty and slowly bleeding.

After making up his mind, the freshly baked Emperor Chongzhen simply ordered: "Wang Chengen, order Jinyi Wei Tian Ergeng, and Wei Zhongxian to come and see me."

Wang Chengen, the only eunuch who accompanied Emperor Chongzhen when he hanged Meishan, and other eunuchs such as Fang Zhenghua, who was known as the invincible in the East, had already fought and died.

When Wei Zhongxian and Tian Ergeng came to see Chongzhen, Chongzhen was reading a book of Three Kingdoms in his hand, turning a page from time to time.

"Old slave Wei Zhongxian, minister Tian Ergeng, kowtow to see my emperor, long live, long live, long live."

Chongzhen behind the case had no expression on his face, and he didn't tell the two of them to be flat. He just kept looking at the Three Kingdoms, turning a page from time to time, but he never spoke.

Wei Zhongxian and Tian Legeng, who were kneeling below, speculated in their hearts what the emperor Chongzhen's intention was to summon them late at night, but they were not sure which one it was. There must be other issues.

As time went by little by little, the two of them thought more and more, and they couldn't figure out what Emperor Chongzhen was thinking.

Just when the two of them were sweating on their foreheads, Chongzhen behind the imperial case also said, "I know what you two are thinking, but what I want to tell you is that this matter has nothing to do with me." , I also want to find out who did it!"

Wei Zhongxian, who was kneeling on the ground, was startled. Could it be that the emperor has become suspicious?If this is the case, I'm afraid I won't be able to ask for good things today, and I may not even be able to save my life.

Before Wei Zhongxian and Tian Ergeng could understand the meaning of Emperor Chongzhen's words, they heard Emperor Chongzhen say to himself again: "I remember that the emperor brother promised me that I could sit on this dragon chair, but I just didn't want to say anything." Prophecy.

The emperor's brother passed away early, and my heart is very painful, but the death of the emperor's brother is absolutely unusual, it is normal for the two of you to have doubts, and I understand. "