My wife is number one in the world

My goddamn meow......Forget it, forget it, what's the matter with love, Li Zheng completely understands what a sentence means.

Dead wood cannot be carved, it seems wrong!

Can't the mud support the wall?It seems wrong!

You can't live by doing your own sins, yes, you can't live by doing your own sins!

Tell me how a person who is usually very smart should be so smart when he is stunned and confused!

After helping the dragon case, the emperor looked at the officials standing in the first two rows: "Shangshu Ye Aiqing, Secretary of the Ministry of Punishment, Cao Aiqing, Minister of Dali Temple!"

"Chen is here!"

"Since Liu Aiqing has pleaded guilty, you are in charge of prison punishment, and deal with it according to the law!"

Ye Kaiming, Shangshu of the Ministry of Justice, and Cao Lei, Zhengqing of Dali Temple, looked at each other and felt helpless.

There is really no way to convict Dalong Law for spitting on the door of his colleagues. Ordinary people can at most be educated and then let go. For the Lord of a country, this matter is not a big deal at all!

These officials joined Young Master Liu only because what Young Master Liu said was too irritating. As for slapping the servants, they didn't slap hard, and they didn't slap the face at most, which was nothing more than a slap on the head.

If you have to say something, at most you can say that Young Master Liu is of low quality.

However, Young Master Liu's low quality is something that all civil and military officials in the court know.

But any guy with a higher quality will not push the emperor to compete with the people for profit, okay?

"Come on, Master Cao!"

"Hey...that's wrong. Dali Temple is the auxiliary department of the Ministry of Punishment. Master Ye, come here!"

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After evading each other for a long time and still not being able to settle down, the two finally made eye contact and the colleague held up the wat to salute: "His Majesty, Uncle Tong Yuan is not charged with any crime at all, at worst, let all the adults also go to his house and spit it out." All right!"

"Your Majesty, the subject is guilty, and the subject also molested a woman from a good family!"

The emperor, who was about to speak, looked at Liu Mingzhi's fisted joints turning white in astonishment, he must be a bitch!

"Condemn!"

"Reporting to Your Majesty, molesting a woman from a good family will damage her reputation, and the woman will force her to sue, and she will not be private. Once it is found out, she will be punished by castration!"

This time it was Liu Mingzhi's turn to be Sparta, and he looked at Ye Kaiming and Cao Lei in horror as they felt the chill in their crotch and hurriedly straightened up: "Sir, please stop making trouble, castration?"

Liu Mingzhi looked at Manchao Wenwu's narrow eyes and his forehead was a little sweaty, grandma's, it seems to be too big!

"However, Mr. Liu only teased the woman with his words and did not insult the woman's innocence, so the woman's name has not been damaged. If it is dealt with, it should be closed for a month and fined for three months!"

"The minister admits the punishment, the minister admits the punishment, not to mention three months, even the salary minister who has been fined for three and a half months will admit it!"

Liu Mingzhi's thumping heart was finally relieved, it's too cruel to be castrated and punished if he doesn't agree with each other!

Li Zheng waved his hand helplessly: "Yes!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty, for the sin!"

Man Chaowen and Wu looked at the ecstatic Young Master Liu and were speechless, who is this!

A cheap bone is not so cheap!

"My dear friends, do you want to say anything else?"

More than a dozen ministers looked at Liu Mingzhi helplessly and shook their heads: "Your ministers will consider themselves unlucky!"

"Don't, my lords, I have deeply realized my mistake. Although Dalong will not punish me, I am willing to punish myself. After I go down to the court, I will come to the door with a small gift to express my regret. apology!"

More than a dozen people only thought that Liu Mingzhi was being polite, and got the emperor's permission, they all returned to their original positions and sat down on their knees!

Seeing this, Liu Mingzhi returned to his seat and sat down contentedly.

"Bastard, what do you want to do?"

"Father-in-law, don't worry, you'll be fine!"

"Six ministers, nine temple ministers, three bureaus and two prisons, six guards and nine divisions, three armies and five households, all the love ministers have finished hearing the memorials of each department and submitted them to the imperial study."

"I will obey your orders!"

Li Zheng stood up with a smile and looked at Manchao Wenwu: "My loves have worked hard for the country and the people. I wish you a happy Spring Festival in advance!"

"We will rejoice with Your Majesty!"

"Retreat!"

"Farewell to my emperor, long live long live long live!"

Outside the palace, Liu Mingzhi nodded to many officials, and the officials shook their heads and left with a sigh!

"Who are you? You didn't look like this when you asked for beef jerky from me! After eating and drinking, you turned your face and refused to recognize anyone. My lord rarely pays attention to you!"

"Liu Song, go home!"

"Yes, drive!"

"When we get home, prepare seventeen...eight gifts! The young master wants to apologize to these colleagues!"

"Yes, what are you packing?"

"Two pearls, a pair of jade biscuits, and 1000 taels of banknotes!"

"Ah, young master, taking bribes of 1000 taels will lead to a prison sentence, and pearls and jade biscuits can be converted into 3000 taels, which is enough to throw away the black hat. Are you sure you want to give these?"

Liu Mingzhi squinted his eyes and said with a light smile, "This is an apology. I don't take bribes, how can they accept bribes!"

"Yes, Xiao Song knows."

Liu Mingzhi opened the curtain and looked at the endless flow of officials and muttered.

"Who's going to mess with me next! If the civil servants mess with it, then the military officials will be fine. Anyway, my uncle said, as long as you don't rebel and pierce the sky, you'll be fine!"

Quietly lowering the curtains, Liu Mingzhi fell asleep.

Since the emperor wanted to make himself a lonely minister, he had to find a way to deal with it.

Let the lonely minister not be alone!

Chapter 661 I want a younger brother